Shit. Maybe a bus driver will be infected and die while driving the bus, and the bus will hop the curb and run through my apartment and i'll be in the shower and people will see me naked. That would be embarassing.
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Shit. Maybe a bus driver will be infected and die while driving the bus, and the bus will hop the curb and run through my apartment and i'll be in the shower and people will see me naked. That would be embarassing.
I'm confident I won't get this. After all, I'm 18. I'm invincible.
I'm 22, giving me four more years of invincibility. It's like having a Game Genie for real life!
It's the fucking flu! What a bunch of pansies! You'e more to worry about with Y2K and the killer bees, they're coming you know. Also West Nile virus, oooooooh, spoooooky! If you're not old as hell, or in terrible health, like the people who die from the flu anyway, then you should be cool.
Besides if it came to be a huge pandemic you think that we'd allow some pansy ass European nations to keep a stockpile of the drugs we need to surrive while we still have a military surplus. Hope your Tamiflu is in a secure facility you silly Eurotards.
Wow. That was spectacular! Obviously this wouldn't be a crisis if this was more than "just the flu." It's something that we do not have a widely available cure for, or even a sure fire cure for, so of course it's a big deal. STFU and stop trying to be a cool little American fucktard. It's people like you that give America such a bad image to the rest of the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jester
Silly. Everyone dies, except in the U.S. That's for Canadians.
You don't know much, do you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jester
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This guy has all the answers. ftw btw.
What about SARS?
So last year, i almost died right around January 1st. I don't know what it was. I was throwing up and diarheaing everywhere. It was gross. I fell asleep on the bathroom floor cuz i was afraid i'd be sick away from the toilet. Then i woke up and was like BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x a gillion. Then i passed out in my bed and when i woke up i was rilly weak, like had to crawl to my car. Probably wasn't safe for me to drive. Then i went to Target and got some Gatorade to replenish electrolytes and stuff and drank lots of liquids so i wouldn't be dehydrated. The next day i went to Thailand Café in East Village and ate half of a lunch special, which is usually about 1/4th of what i really want. I was weak for a week, hardy har!
So, the point is, we're all going to die of something. You don't want to, so try not to, but it's going to happen so you shouldn't worry too much.
The sequel- My poop was like coal black for a few days afterwards. I still can't eat my old favorite at Quiznos. :( Never again.
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Originally Posted by Finch
Is this like some really wierd quiz where you reveal the answer before?