Tired of being gay?

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11 Nov 2005, 05:59 PM
Dolemite

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Originally Posted by g0zen

If I were gay...Depp.

But, you know..I'm not..

Then how can you decide when guy you'd rather fuck if you "were" gay?
11 Nov 2005, 06:02 PM
Cowdisease

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

I...think gavin is hotter. Fuck all you all.

You would like that, wouldn't you?
11 Nov 2005, 07:13 PM
Josh

ALL ABOARD THE MAN TRAIN! FEATURING YOUR CONDUCTOR: COWUTOPIA!
11 Nov 2005, 08:29 PM
Omni

You get fucked in the ass yet, Cow?
11 Nov 2005, 08:47 PM
Cowutopia

Nah man. Dildos are expensive. We have not yet a strappity on.

Though a lot of the cheap-o strap ons are pretty cheap, we blew our dildo budget on a fairly deluxe model for her.
11 Nov 2005, 09:19 PM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Then how can you decide when guy you'd rather fuck if you "were" gay?

An educated guess? A gay guess?
11 Nov 2005, 11:50 PM
Omni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Nah man. Dildos are expensive. We have not yet a strappity on.

Though a lot of the cheap-o strap ons are pretty cheap, we blew our dildo budget on a fairly deluxe model for her.

Do we have to start a fund now? I'll do it, you know I will.

Because I care. :_)
12 Nov 2005, 12:29 AM
MechDeus

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Originally Posted by sethsez

Seeing Depp on his back with his legs in the air would totally kill the mystique, but Gavin already looks like a bitch.

If I didn't hate sigs that are stacked too big that would be in mine in a second, that is such a beautiful comment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Nah man. Dildos are expensive. We have not yet a strappity on.

Though a lot of the cheap-o strap ons are pretty cheap, we blew our dildo budget on a fairly deluxe model for her.

Hello? HARNESS? Granted, maybe you guys got some model that wouldn't work with one, but I figured you would've contemplated that while buying some uber-dildo or whatever.

My old friend (who's currently dating another one of my friends, so we get to tease him about this part all the time) used to just use her dildo on her ex-husband's ass the old-fashioned hand way, but I'm guessing your woman wants her action figure to come with hip-thrusting action, huh?
12 Nov 2005, 01:05 AM
Cowutopia

Yeah, there's no point to just ramming something up my ass, she wants to fuck something, and while my ass is damn sexy, I believe she prefers a woman.
12 Nov 2005, 02:37 AM
Master of 7s

What the hell did I walk into here?

This thread just confuses me.

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