Just about everyone here is funnier than I am, so I guess I'll let you guys do the wellwishing and roasts.
So yeah, Happy Birthday, dude. :)
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Just about everyone here is funnier than I am, so I guess I'll let you guys do the wellwishing and roasts.
So yeah, Happy Birthday, dude. :)
Cyrax abusing bitch!
Seriously, someone post his phone number.
Has he even been on lately?
Ninjas went to Iraq and they both dissappear. Different people my ass.
happy birthday
Don't trivialize what omfgninjas is doing for his country, and FOR YOU!Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
P.S. Kano isn't Korean. Korean "people" don't have birthdays.
Hey, Ninjas is the fucking man for going over there.
It's just too bad this is how we had to find out Kano didn't exist.
I was a disbeliever for a long time. Then I saw Kano tenderly cuddling with Ninjas in the middle of the night in a hotel room in LA.
Now I'm a believer.
Sorry Kano, I wasted my mad Photoshop skill image on Chux's thread, but happy b'day anyway.
I think it's obvious that Ninjas paid for a male escort.
Are you sure? It could have just been a gigalo wearing a Kano mask.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
*taps nose*Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Is there something on your nose?
This reminds me of that Saturday night live skit with Phil Hartman and the hooker in the ho-tel, and Jon Lovitz keeps on peeping in the window while Phil's trying to do his thang (insert bass guitar wah-wah here).Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Do we even know if they have souls?
Sucks you have to share the same birthday with Miyamoto. He's holding you down.
Happy birthday, Kano. 411VG 4 Life!
Ladybug.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
Dear Kano-
http://www.ebuyphils.com/ProductImag...day_barbie.jpg
Love, Dolemite
Someone posted a pic of them together one time. Ninjas is an Asian dude (Burg was telling us in NY that at E3 one year he went around introducing himself as Korian) and Kano is a big blond guy. Or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Ninjas tried to pass himself off as Korian when I met him. I didn't buy it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I wish I was Korian, I'd be at Kinko's instead of at war. :(
Shouldn't it be "omfgiraqis"?
Shit, I missed it! Happy birthday anyway. And, uh, happy soldiering, Korian.
I had no idea that ninjas has been posting the whole time he's been in Iraq.
I guess that just goes to show you how much attention I pay around here.
You know, Opaque and I saw ninjas and Kano walking around E3 holding hands. It was cute.
Just for you, I'm not going to point out that Mortal Kombat totally sucks on this special day.
I know Ninjas & Kano aren't the same dude because AFX had a Ren No Heavens avatar forever. Nobody who understood Shenmue II could say the awful things Ninjas has said about it. It's just not possible.
Also, Virtua Fighter Totaled! was my favourite game this gen.
I hear that dude lives on Yossy's Island.Quote:
Originally Posted by StriderKyo
You hang out with Opaque.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
Yeah, he has been pretending to be Tommy the entire time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
It's the fault of the Gulf War Syndrome.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
It got you too, hu?Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq
I only played the UK version and wasn't paying much attention to the subtitles, I forget exactly what he was called in english (Ren of the Heavens? Ren of Heavens? Heavens to Rensy?). So sue me.Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq
John Smith.Quote:
Originally Posted by StriderKyo
You hang out with Kano.Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq
So, really, I'm not sure who looses more here.
Both of you gays do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
He's not in Iraq.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
I'm sure, you looser.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
Dear omfgninjas_in_Iraq,
Please destroy Marwan's house and family.
Regards,
Revoltor
Hey ninjas, watch your ass over there.
Blow away a nazi for me.
ninjas is such an incredible soldier he created a rift in space/time with his bayonet, and now travels through time winning battles for the United States.
Thanks everyone. Omfgninjas posting again is the best present a guy could ask for.
bigger than a blowjob from a 18yr. old asian girl?
Bigger huh. What kind of asian women are you after?
Yeah, so I'm a little late on this. But happy B-day Kano, I wish for your present I could rip your still-beating heart out of your chest and yell "Fatality", but alas, it's not to be...