It is Kano's birthday today.

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16 Nov 2005, 10:37 PM
Rocca

It is Kano's birthday today.

Just about everyone here is funnier than I am, so I guess I'll let you guys do the wellwishing and roasts.

So yeah, Happy Birthday, dude. :)
16 Nov 2005, 11:28 PM
Grey's Anatomy

Cyrax abusing bitch!
16 Nov 2005, 11:36 PM
Revoltor

Seriously, someone post his phone number.
17 Nov 2005, 12:00 AM
Opaque

Has he even been on lately?

Ninjas went to Iraq and they both dissappear. Different people my ass.

happy birthday
17 Nov 2005, 12:13 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

Ninjas went to Iraq and they both dissappear. Different people my ass.

Don't trivialize what omfgninjas is doing for his country, and FOR YOU!

P.S. Kano isn't Korean. Korean "people" don't have birthdays.
17 Nov 2005, 12:15 AM
Opaque

Hey, Ninjas is the fucking man for going over there.

It's just too bad this is how we had to find out Kano didn't exist.
17 Nov 2005, 12:19 AM
Josh

I was a disbeliever for a long time. Then I saw Kano tenderly cuddling with Ninjas in the middle of the night in a hotel room in LA.

Now I'm a believer.
17 Nov 2005, 12:22 AM
Drewbacca

Sorry Kano, I wasted my mad Photoshop skill image on Chux's thread, but happy b'day anyway.
17 Nov 2005, 12:22 AM
Opaque

I think it's obvious that Ninjas paid for a male escort.
17 Nov 2005, 12:25 AM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

I was a disbeliever for a long time. Then I saw Kano tenderly cuddling with Ninjas in the middle of the night in a hotel room in LA.

Now I'm a believer.

Are you sure? It could have just been a gigalo wearing a Kano mask.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

I think it's obvious that Ninjas paid for a male escort.

*taps nose*
17 Nov 2005, 01:19 AM
g0zen

Is there something on your nose?
17 Nov 2005, 01:32 AM
Kev

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

I was a disbeliever for a long time. Then I saw Kano tenderly cuddling with Ninjas in the middle of the night in a hotel room in LA.

Now I'm a believer.

This reminds me of that Saturday night live skit with Phil Hartman and the hooker in the ho-tel, and Jon Lovitz keeps on peeping in the window while Phil's trying to do his thang (insert bass guitar wah-wah here).
17 Nov 2005, 02:45 AM
Chux

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

Don't trivialize what omfgninjas is doing for his country, and FOR YOU!

P.S. Kano isn't Korean. Korean "people" don't have birthdays.

Do we even know if they have souls?
17 Nov 2005, 02:49 AM
Tommy Tallarico

Sucks you have to share the same birthday with Miyamoto. He's holding you down.
17 Nov 2005, 10:47 AM
Cowdisease

Happy birthday, Kano. 411VG 4 Life!
17 Nov 2005, 10:48 AM
Drewbacca

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

Is there something on your nose?

Ladybug.
17 Nov 2005, 11:02 AM
Dolemite

Dear Kano-
http://www.ebuyphils.com/ProductImag...day_barbie.jpg
Love, Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

I was a disbeliever for a long time. Then I saw Kano tenderly cuddling with Ninjas in the middle of the night in a hotel room in LA.

Now I'm a believer.

Someone posted a pic of them together one time. Ninjas is an Asian dude (Burg was telling us in NY that at E3 one year he went around introducing himself as Korian) and Kano is a big blond guy. Or something.
17 Nov 2005, 12:41 PM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dolemite

Someone posted a pic of them together one time. Ninjas is an Asian dude (Burg was telling us in NY that at E3 one year he went around introducing himself as Korian) and Kano is a big blond guy. Or something.

Ninjas tried to pass himself off as Korian when I met him. I didn't buy it.
17 Nov 2005, 02:55 PM
Tommy Tallarico

I wish I was Korian, I'd be at Kinko's instead of at war. :(
17 Nov 2005, 02:57 PM
Revoltor

Shouldn't it be "omfgiraqis"?
17 Nov 2005, 09:28 PM
Nick

Shit, I missed it! Happy birthday anyway. And, uh, happy soldiering, Korian.
17 Nov 2005, 10:11 PM
Rhydant

I had no idea that ninjas has been posting the whole time he's been in Iraq.

I guess that just goes to show you how much attention I pay around here.

You know, Opaque and I saw ninjas and Kano walking around E3 holding hands. It was cute.
17 Nov 2005, 10:13 PM
StriderKyo

Just for you, I'm not going to point out that Mortal Kombat totally sucks on this special day.

I know Ninjas & Kano aren't the same dude because AFX had a Ren No Heavens avatar forever. Nobody who understood Shenmue II could say the awful things Ninjas has said about it. It's just not possible.

Also, Virtua Fighter Totaled! was my favourite game this gen.
17 Nov 2005, 11:20 PM
Tommy Tallarico

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderKyo

Ren No Heavens

I hear that dude lives on Yossy's Island.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhydant

You know, Opaque and I saw ninjas and Kano walking around E3 holding hands. It was cute.

You hang out with Opaque.
17 Nov 2005, 11:21 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhydant

I had no idea that ninjas has been posting the whole time he's been in Iraq.

Yeah, he has been pretending to be Tommy the entire time.
17 Nov 2005, 11:48 PM
Tommy Tallarico

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronPlant

Yeah, he has been pretending to be Tommy the entire time.

It's the fault of the Gulf War Syndrome.
17 Nov 2005, 11:51 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq

It's the fault of the Gulf War Syndrome.

It got you too, hu?
17 Nov 2005, 11:51 PM
StriderKyo

Quote:

Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq

I hear that dude lives on Yossy's Island.

I only played the UK version and wasn't paying much attention to the subtitles, I forget exactly what he was called in english (Ren of the Heavens? Ren of Heavens? Heavens to Rensy?). So sue me.
18 Nov 2005, 12:12 AM
Tommy Tallarico

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderKyo

I only played the UK version and wasn't paying much attention to the subtitles, I forget exactly what he was called in english (Ren of the Heavens? Ren of Heavens? Heavens to Rensy?). So sue me.

John Smith.
18 Nov 2005, 07:41 AM
Rhydant

Quote:

Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq

You hang out with Opaque.

You hang out with Kano.

So, really, I'm not sure who looses more here.
18 Nov 2005, 09:36 AM
Chux

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhydant

You hang out with Kano.

So, really, I'm not sure who looses more here.

Both of you gays do.
18 Nov 2005, 10:10 AM
Tommy Tallarico

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhydant

You hang out with Kano.

He's not in Iraq.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhydant

So, really, I'm not sure who looses more here.

I'm sure, you looser.
18 Nov 2005, 10:18 AM
Revoltor

Dear omfgninjas_in_Iraq,

Please destroy Marwan's house and family.

Regards,
Revoltor
18 Nov 2005, 02:36 PM
Dolemite

Hey ninjas, watch your ass over there.

Blow away a nazi for me.
18 Nov 2005, 04:29 PM
Mzo

ninjas is such an incredible soldier he created a rift in space/time with his bayonet, and now travels through time winning battles for the United States.
18 Nov 2005, 06:06 PM
Tommy Tallarico

Thanks everyone. Omfgninjas posting again is the best present a guy could ask for.
18 Nov 2005, 06:14 PM
avatar

bigger than a blowjob from a 18yr. old asian girl?
18 Nov 2005, 06:19 PM
Thief Silver

Bigger huh. What kind of asian women are you after?
18 Nov 2005, 10:41 PM
Ste-Von

Yeah, so I'm a little late on this. But happy B-day Kano, I wish for your present I could rip your still-beating heart out of your chest and yell "Fatality", but alas, it's not to be...

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