Quite possibly one of the most brilliant pieces of comedy I've ever seen in my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste-Von
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Quite possibly one of the most brilliant pieces of comedy I've ever seen in my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste-Von
TrialSword's dad looks a little bit like Chuck Norris.
Wow. Looks like everyone is using this list for someone - Mr.T included.Quote:
Originally Posted by rezo
The question now is who really ate all those damn unicorns.
http://uploads.ungrounded.net/285000...teshowdown.swf
Chuck Norris kicks much ass here.
The combined effort of Chuck Norris and his beard. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Super-Eggroll
josh: you're welcome for the thread inspiration. dont forget about MrT, Vin Diesel, or the actual link to Chuck Norris as well. :D
Chuck Norris can make a woman orgasm by looking at her and saying "booya".
Chuck Norris is faster than sound. Should you ever hear him speak in a one-on-one conversation, there is a good chance you have yet to realize that nanoseconds ago you received a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris knows why men have nipples.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up. He pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and shits gun powder. Then he uses that gun powder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life".
Starting in May of 2006, there will be four sizes of popcorn at AMC movie theaters: "Small", "Medium", "Large", and "Chuck Norris' Balls".
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
Chuck Norris ended the Never-ending Story...because Chuck Norris doesn't believe in reading.
Chuck Norris began the Church of England in 1799, back when his nickname was "England".
Chuck Norris' favorite food is the moon.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man in the face with his penis. Having touched Chuck Norris' penis, the man instantly turned to gold.
Chuck Norris found the cure to cancer a long time ago. he didn't tell anyone, stating it would "be funnier this way".
The big bad wolf did not blow down the house of straw and sticks, they merely fell down in fear as Chuck Norris walked by
Chuck Norris versus God, who would win? Trick question! Chuck Norris is God.
Walker tells me I have AIDS.
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Originally Posted by SXA
Did Conan stop showing the random Walker clips?
God wanted to create the Earth in 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Norris just owned us all.
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