Choice of coffee?

Okay, so I swung by a local coffee place with a friend and she couldnt believe that I only drink Black with maybe two sugars at the most.She ordered a latte-mocha twist with caramel or some shit ( I laughed at this). I really just cant get myself to drink any form of coffee that has whipped cream, sprinkles, and a cherry on top (or what-ever the fuck). I snicker at any dude in front of me who orders such gay forms of coffee too. I was raised on black and it just seems weird to order anything else.

What do you guys drink in the morning? And am I really missing out by not trying the gay mocha with a twist?

Large Double-Double from Tim Hortons.

If I needed a morning stimulant to wake up I'd pick something a lot more fun than coffee.

Diet Coke

Large quadruple shot Americano, with a dash of half&half, no sugar. I really hate the whole short/tall/grande bullshit. It pisses off the baristas every time I ask for a large.

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Originally Posted by Jed

I really hate the whole short/tall/grande bullshit.

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Amen to that.

What does this:

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Originally Posted by K3V

Large Double-Double from Tim Hortons.

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and this

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Originally Posted by Jed

Large quadruple shot Americano,

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have in it? For those who arent up on the coffee lingo.

Americano is just watered down espresso. It sounds kind of nasty, but it's basically just really strong drip coffee.

There used to be an automatic coffee machine at an old job of mine, the Chai Latte it made was awesome (+ free).

Dunkin Donuts: Medium Hazelnut, light and sweet.

i dont drink coffee usually. when i do its the cold stuff.

Black coffee for breakfast, no cream or sugar, but when it's late at night and we "go out for coffee" I almost alwayws get something dessert-y with chocolate/sugar.

double espresso with a twist.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

Okay, so I swung by a local coffee place with a friend and she couldnt believe that I only drink Black with maybe two sugars at the most.She ordered a latte-mocha twist with caramel or some shit ( I laughed at this). I really just cant get myself to drink any form of coffee that has whipped cream, sprinkles, and a cherry on top (or what-ever the fuck). I snicker at any dude in front of me who orders such gay forms of coffee too. I was raised on black and it just seems weird to order anything else.

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You put sugar in your coffee?? What a pussy.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

What does this:



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have in it? For those who arent up on the coffee lingo.

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Double cream, double sugar. Nothing fancy.

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Originally Posted by Scourge

You put sugar in your coffee?? What a pussy.

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not all the time. Just when no one is looking.

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Originally Posted by Jed

Americano is just watered down espresso. It sounds kind of nasty, but it's basically just really strong drip coffee.

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Ah, okay. Heard of it but never knew what it was exactly.

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Originally Posted by Hubbitron

double espresso with a twist.

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A twist?

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of homosexuality?

Blech. Coffee tastes what I'd guess asshole would taste like.

That's what we all said about beer.

We were so wrong.

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Originally Posted by Jetman

I snicker at any dude in front of me who orders such gay forms of coffee too.

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Small Skim White Mocha No Whipped Cream.

But if I'm going for plain coffee it depends on the blend or my mood really. Sometimes I'll take it straight black other times I'll throw in some half and half and sugar.

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Originally Posted by Jed

Large quadruple shot Americano, with a dash of half&half, no sugar.

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Oof, I only go for Americano when I need to be up for a day or three.

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That's what we all said about beer.

We were so wrong.

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Beer tastes like piss, not asshole.

Strong drip coffee, black. That's the best way to appreciate the beans/roast. If the drip coffee is either brewed too weak or the bean/roast is too light (e.g. Starbucks' Breakfast Blend), then I'll fall back on either the brewed coffee with a shot of espresso (a.k.a. "Red Eye", "Shot in the Dark"), or worst case scenario, have an Americano.

In the morning I make a cup of Starbucks House Blend in my dorm. I wouldn't pay for the stuff at full price but I get a nice discount from work so it's pretty reasonably priced.

I like my coffee black. I love the smell and the taste of simple coffee; cream, creamer, and sugar all kind of ruin it for me. When I make it at home, I only drink it out of a black mug. If it's dirty, I'll still clean it before I get another one. I'm going to make some.

Java Chip Frappichino from Starbucks, extra chocolate syrup. It's the closest I come to actually drinking coffee.

When I'm at home I drink tea.

Because I like the cock.

Dunkin Donuts Hazelnut with cream and sugar, usually iced unless it's really cold out.

extra large double double from tim hortons, it's the coffee of kings

1/4 coffee, 3/4 vodka.

At least once or twice a week.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Java Chip Frappichino from Starbucks, extra chocolate syrup. It's the closest I come to actually drinking coffee.

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God damn I hate you people. Drinking this shit in the winter. I have to bust out all of the frap shit in the middle of a busy holiday shift and disrupt the entire flow of making drinks because 1 person in the line of 20 wants a cold beverage when it's freezing out.

Racetrac... 20 oz with 1/4 caramel creamer, 1 push of the caramel syrup thing, and filled the rest of the way with sugar-free french vanilla.

Cost... 53¢
Knowing that morons pay $5 for the same thing at Starbucks... priceless.

Seriously...go to Exxon and try the cappachino (sp?) thingies. Ya know, the fountain-drink-esque creamier versions of coffee. They have a Vanilla Wafer flavour that makes me want to cum upon tasting. Best cofee drink ever. No contest.

Sums up the grande/vente nonsense.

I usually don't drink coffee. I prefer tea, such as earl grey or white tea.

But when I DO drink coffee, I only get one of a few things:
Small tuxedo mocha (one pump white chocolate, half pump dark chocolate)
Small americano with extra shot, skim milk sometimes
Gingerbread latte for dessert on occassion
Small coffee with one packet of sugar

I'm still developing a taste for coffee, and drinking the mixed stuff first makes it a fuckton easier.

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Originally Posted by cka

extra large double double from tim hortons, it's the coffee of kings

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holla at ya boy.

I don't drink coffee unless something majorly messed up has happened or it's way too early in the morning (pre-4am). On those rare occasions I drink it black, no sugar, no flavored coffee. Coffee is supposed to taste bad, so I don't fucking care.

Other than that, when I was back in CT for last week, I had two medium vanilla chais a day and one medium mocha frappucino.

I don't really drink coffee that much anymore. I was addicted to it for a while and I would crash hard every day around 2-3p.m. So now I use it sparingly, for long drives and all-nighters and dessert.

I love different varieties of black coffee. Turkish coffee will put hair on your knuckles. Espressos are good in triple-shots, none of the tiny-cup nonesense.

Speaking of Starbucks, does anyone else think that their regular coffee is pretty disgusting? I don't know what it is, but it's like they roasted the beans for a thousand years in the pits of hell or something equally terrible.

I much prefer the around-the-corner jiffy store coffee, where I can also get a honey bun for 10 cents when I buy a coffee; and where buying 6 gets me a free cup.

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Originally Posted by Tones

Speaking of Starbucks, does anyone else think that their regular coffee is pretty disgusting? I don't know what it is, but it's like they roasted the beans for a thousand years in the pits of hell or something equally terrible.

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That is pretty much exactly what they do. They buy very cheap beans and roast the fuck out of them so it all tastes the same. Then they call it rich and flavorful.

their plain coffee is really atrocious, and burnt-tasting.

Yeah, I don't really like starbucks because of their hellfire roasted beans. They're mochas are also way too sweet for my pallate.

My campus coffee shop is pretty good, their foo-foo girly drinks are sweet but not disgustingly so.

The worst coffee in the world award goes to McDonalds.

Screw coffee, I drink tea.

I like Starbucks' tea frappaccinos or however the hell you spell them. I've had green and chai; they were both good.

I regret answering in 'GAF-style' with pictures, but I'm real lazy.

My favorite espresso brands:

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http://www.redcoon.es/res/product_20...urce_30867.jpg

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If I choose to go drip-coffee I like to prepare it on this SANTOS Vacuum Coffee Maker:

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worst coffee ever is the polish substitute coffee which emerged during the second world war. It's made of burned corn grains. No wonder we surrender to the nazis once they cut off the coffee shipments...

Illy coffee as AMAZING. I miss that shit.

One time I was going to drink coffee, but then I remembered that I'm not an artsy asshat that thinks he's more enlightened than the rest of the people around him.

Coffee is for people like that...and old people

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Originally Posted by Joust Williams

One time I was going to drink coffee, but then I remembered that I'm not an artsy asshat that thinks he's more enlightened than the rest of the people around him.

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Oh yeah, I think about how awesome I am everytime that I get a cup of coffee.

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If I choose to go drip-coffee I like to prepare it on this SANTOS Vacuum Coffee Maker:

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That's insane

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Originally Posted by Joust Williams

One time I was going to drink coffee, but then I remembered that I'm not an artsy asshat that thinks he's more enlightened than the rest of the people around him.

Coffee is for people like that...and old people

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So, a three sugars and milk man, then.

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Originally Posted by Joust Williams

One time I was going to drink coffee, but then I remembered that I'm not an artsy asshat that thinks he's more enlightened than the rest of the people around him.

Coffee is for people like that...and old people

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Well, once your nuts actually drop you'll be able to appreciate it. Most kids find coffee to be a little yucky.

I LOVE the sissy drinks (mochas, white mochas, peppermint, you name it) but since it's almost the price of a meal, I most of the time settle for a regular coffee... plus cream and sugar of course. :chu:

PS Vietnamese Ice Coffee is the bomb too. Drip down coffee over condensed milk <3

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One time I was going to drink coffee, but then I remembered that I'm not an artsy asshat that thinks he's more enlightened than the rest of the people around him.

Coffee is for people like that...and old people

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Dumbest post evar. Coffee rules, you suck.

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One time I was going to drink coffee, but then I remembered that I'm not an artsy asshat that thinks he's more enlightened than the rest of the people around him.

Coffee is for people like that...and old people

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I don't even like coffe and I know you're a douchebag.

But how do you really feel?

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Originally Posted by Tenchimo Dos

Sums up the grande/vente nonsense.

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Pretty much how I feel about Starbucks, although I really like the Gingerbread Lattes that I can get around this time of year.

I just drink regular coffee with cream and sugar, nothing fancy, maybe a flavored creamer once in a while. I had some pumpkin spice and holiday spice flavored coffees at Border's a few weeks back, they were pretty good with cream and sugar.

Dunkin' Donuts regular coffee with cream and sugar is the BEST SHIT EV-AR! Probably because it's got just as much sugar and cream as coffee.

I don't usually drink coffee, but when I do it's because it's 7AM or earlier and I hate the morning sun. So then it's either Panamanian or Jamaican and always black. If the caffiene dosen't wake you up the strong flavor will.

I used to order that flavored shit back when I knew people at all sorts of coffee places so that I'd get stuff for free all the time. Otherwise I don't care, I put enough sugar in my coffee that you might as well add flavoring anyway.

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Originally Posted by Josh

If I needed a morning stimulant to wake up I'd pick something a lot more fun than coffee.

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Cream before the coffee.

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Originally Posted by Joust Williams

But how do you really feel?

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You're a douchebag.

Coffee never did anything bad to anyone.... :(

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Originally Posted by Tragic

God damn I hate you people. Drinking this shit in the winter. I have to bust out all of the frap shit in the middle of a busy holiday shift and disrupt the entire flow of making drinks because 1 person in the line of 20 wants a cold beverage when it's freezing out.

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OWNED HAHAHA

Actually, I like drinking Java Chips in the colder months more 'cause in the summer the fucking things melt two minutes after going outside. Then you're left with a cup of watery coffee with a bunch of chocolate chips sunken on the bottom and you're fucked.

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Coffee did that? Did someone freeze some and make a tomahawk out of it?

I just drink instant. A couple spoonfuls of powdered instant into a can of Coke will let you see through time.