Condoms.

I go for half an hour. My pleasure comes before your pleasure. The end.

And for the record, I have to agree with Josh's statement.
Condoms = Sex x .1
The worst are those shitty lubricated ones. That nasty shit just gets everywhere and mixes with the vaginal juices to create some kind of ungodly lubricant. In the event that I am using a condom, I just wipe it on their buttcheek. Not my problem.

I still can't believe you people haven't seen Extras.

10 minutes and I'm good.

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Originally Posted by Frogacuda

Truth. What do I need a condom for? What am I going to get AIDS twice?

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Actually yes, there's multiple strains of HIV (which leads to AIDS) out there. Good luck with that.

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Originally Posted by stormy

if your girl is getting off every time and sometimes 4 or 5 times then she's faking. lol@u!

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Or is going out with a lesbian :p

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Originally Posted by Mr-K

I still can't believe you people haven't seen Extras.

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Pearls before swine.

It's been like 4 years since I used a condom last, long story short, my girlfriend changed jobs, thus changed insurance and she's been without for the last month.

It sucks, and I hate condoms. :(

Also, stop complaining about the mess, you love it you filthy sluts.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

Yeah, I don't think you can contract it from fucking reindeer anyway, so you should be in the clear. However, in the unlikely event you find a woman dumb enough, fat enough, or physically debilated enough that you attempt real human on human coitus; please, please, please, please wrap that shit. Not because I give a fuck about your health, but because less of you would be a real boon to mankind.

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... wait? what? haha!

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Originally Posted by animegirl

Boo hoo. You guys are practically guaranteed to cum everytime you have sex. The least you can do is wear a ribbed condom (heh) and keep the mess to a minimum.

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Cumming for a guy != orgasm

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Originally Posted by Raz0r

Cumming for a guy != orgasm

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Really?
I know you can have an orgasm without busting a nut, but I've never heard of anyone jizzing during sex without having an orgasm.

I dont use condoms, but believe me sweety I've got enough to feed the needy.