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28 Nov 2005, 09:32 PM
Josh

Condoms.

Don't think so.

Let the free seed of love gush forth.

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http://www.allenandunwin.com/media/a...rvaisRicky.jpg
28 Nov 2005, 09:37 PM
YellerDog

Who, what?
28 Nov 2005, 09:45 PM
napalm

Condoms are for sailors
28 Nov 2005, 09:46 PM
Mr-K

Damnit, I always forget to watch Extras :(
28 Nov 2005, 10:27 PM
Shin Johnpv

down on the jersey shore they sell t-shirts of a cock and his balls putting a condom over himself with him saying "cover me I'm going in!" and that's all I have to contribute to this thread
28 Nov 2005, 10:42 PM
Dunlap

Nah, none of us here'll need to worry about condoms.
28 Nov 2005, 10:46 PM
YellerDog

I'll use your mom as a condom.
28 Nov 2005, 10:49 PM
Tones

Is that the guy from The Office (Brit version, at least)? If so, he looks wierd without a 'stache.
28 Nov 2005, 10:50 PM
kedawa

I've only used them twice, and once it broke.
Of course, it happened while I was screwing the dirtiest slut I've ever met.
I guess I should have doubled up.
28 Nov 2005, 10:51 PM
Tenchimo Dos

Do I have a condom?...Oh, wait, I can use this milky way wrapper.
28 Nov 2005, 10:51 PM
D_N_G

im too Enormis (spelled this way on purpose), grammar nazi They dont make them in superman size anyways
28 Nov 2005, 11:01 PM
maruchan

josh did you knock someone up.. is there a little josh poping up in 9 months...
28 Nov 2005, 11:57 PM
Mr-K

... Are Josh and I the only people who watch HBO?

Oh, and I have no real beef with condoms.
29 Nov 2005, 12:02 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr-K

Damnit, I always forget to watch Extras :(

That shit is on Comcast On Demand this week nigga. Get your ass to Mars.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr-K

... Are Josh and I the only people who watch HBO?

Everyone else is missing out on a really funny show.
29 Nov 2005, 12:31 AM
George

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_N_G

im too Enormis... They dont make them in superman size anyways

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...usJazz/pod.jpg
29 Nov 2005, 12:33 AM
Frogacuda

Truth. What do I need a condom for? What am I going to get AIDS twice?
29 Nov 2005, 12:35 AM
johnk_

the dude in that huge pic just got aids, I'm guessing.
29 Nov 2005, 12:36 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frogacuda

Truth. What do I need a condom for? What am I going to get AIDS twice?

You can only get it once. But you can give it as many times as you're able.

Get out there and get to it! We have a generation to kill off!
29 Nov 2005, 12:38 AM
Mr-K

You are all uncultured schmucks.
29 Nov 2005, 12:40 AM
g0zen

You think that's funny? Huh?...Well, how about if I shoot mommy in the face?
29 Nov 2005, 12:41 AM
Josh

Today I lied to a priest in a room full of Christians.
29 Nov 2005, 01:03 AM
Mr-K

How many more movies do we need about the Holocaust? I mean, we get it, it was grim.
29 Nov 2005, 01:45 AM
Eirikur

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedawa

I've only used them twice, and once it broke.
Of course, it happened while I was screwing the dirtiest slut I've ever met.
I guess I should have doubled up.

Doubling up gives you twice the risk of the condom breaking, so no you shouldn't have.
29 Nov 2005, 01:49 AM
g0zen

How can I cheer up this orphaned kid? By showing him the DVD of Dodgeball? Well, sure, then he'll be happy for an hour and a half, but what then? Do I show him Dodgeball again? Of course, he'll get more out of it, because he'll spot new things the second time round. It's layered; it's written that way. But how many times can I show him Dodgeball? Seven, eight, maybe. Then what?
29 Nov 2005, 01:55 AM
Josh

Make Dodgeball 2.
29 Nov 2005, 03:22 AM
Kev

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

[...]Get your ass to Mars.

You mean here?
http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/9...bar-source.jpg

Or do you mean here?

http://www.retrones.com/Folletos%20P...l%20Recall.jpg
29 Nov 2005, 04:57 AM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrialSword

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...usJazz/pod.jpg

I swear to god I found a box of these in my linen closet when I was 12, thought they were my parents old condoms, and tried to put one on.

I tried blowing it up like a balloon, stretching it, and I almost snapped the tip of my penis off.

I was a dumb kid. My father tells this story at parties.
29 Nov 2005, 05:07 AM
Rhydant

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

and I almost snapped the tip of my penis off.

...What?
29 Nov 2005, 05:14 AM
The_Meach

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

My father tells this story at parties.

Classy.
29 Nov 2005, 02:22 PM
dakidski

they say 20% of us scandinavians are immune to HIV virus, not that I ever bothered protecting myself before that statistic came out.
29 Nov 2005, 02:28 PM
Josh

Who is "they"?
29 Nov 2005, 03:07 PM
Rumpy

This thread is fucking hilarious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

I swear to god I found a box of these in my linen closet when I was 12, thought they were my parents old condoms, and tried to put one on.

I tried blowing it up like a balloon, stretching it, and I almost snapped the tip of my penis off.

I was a dumb kid. My father tells this story at parties.

Especially this part.
29 Nov 2005, 03:09 PM
FirstBlood

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

Who is "they"?

The red light district.
29 Nov 2005, 03:15 PM
Ajinryu

Quote:

Originally Posted by YellerDog

Who, what?

That be Ricky Gervais, Yar!
29 Nov 2005, 03:29 PM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakidski

they say 20% of us scandinavians are immune to HIV virus, not that I ever bothered protecting myself before that statistic came out.

Yeah, I don't think you can contract it from fucking reindeer anyway, so you should be in the clear. However, in the unlikely event you find a woman dumb enough, fat enough, or physically debilated enough that you attempt real human on human coitus; please, please, please, please wrap that shit. Not because I give a fuck about your health, but because less of you would be a real boon to mankind.
29 Nov 2005, 03:32 PM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhydant

...What?

...
you can stretch them out, like a balloon, but they snap back into the original shape, unlike a balloon.
29 Nov 2005, 03:32 PM
Burky

Quote:

Originally posted by Tones
Is that the guy from The Office (Brit version, at least)? If so, he looks wierd without a 'stache.

Ricky Gervais, he does really good standup as well, that guy is awesome. I think he's gay though.
29 Nov 2005, 03:38 PM
Klonoa

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

Yeah, I don't think you can contract it from fucking reindeer anyway, so you should be in the clear. However, in the unlikely event you find a woman dumb enough, fat enough, or physically debilated enough that you attempt real human on human coitus; please, please, please, please wrap that shit. Not because I give a fuck about your health, but because less of you would be a real boon to mankind.

:lol:
29 Nov 2005, 04:00 PM
Eight One

For no apparent reason.

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1...ecannon9we.jpg
29 Nov 2005, 05:39 PM
animegirl

Condoms are great, you get all the fun of sex with no messy clean up!
29 Nov 2005, 05:53 PM
burgundy

The mess is the whole point.

Besides, it's not like I have to clean up.
29 Nov 2005, 06:00 PM
Mr-K

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Condoms are great, you get all the fun of sex with no messy clean up!

I swear, you girls are all the same.
29 Nov 2005, 06:04 PM
burgundy

Seriously. If you don't like the mess, go masturbate.
29 Nov 2005, 06:15 PM
animegirl

Does it really feel that bad with a condom on?
29 Nov 2005, 06:23 PM
Rumpy

It sure as hell isn't the same.
29 Nov 2005, 06:29 PM
burgundy

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Does it really feel that bad with a condom on?

I'd rather watch TV.

And I don't even like TV.
29 Nov 2005, 06:38 PM
Josh

Condoms = sex with 90% less sensation. Hooray condoms!
29 Nov 2005, 06:40 PM
FirstBlood

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Does it really feel that bad with a condom on?

Oh come on, is it really that hard to imagine the difference between having and not having a balloon form-fitted to the inside of your vagina?
29 Nov 2005, 07:05 PM
Cowutopia

Condoms really really really do suck.

But I bet they're useful at making guys last longer.
29 Nov 2005, 08:20 PM
Shin Johnpv

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

I swear to god I found a box of these in my linen closet when I was 12, thought they were my parents old condoms, and tried to put one on.

I tried blowing it up like a balloon, stretching it, and I almost snapped the tip of my penis off.

I was a dumb kid. My father tells this story at parties.

:lol: x 100000000000000000000000000

that's some of the funniest shit I'v ever heard
29 Nov 2005, 08:23 PM
animegirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by FirstBlood

Oh come on, is it really that hard to imagine the difference between having and not having a balloon form-fitted to the inside of your vagina?

Boo hoo. You guys are practically guaranteed to cum everytime you have sex. The least you can do is wear a ribbed condom (heh) and keep the mess to a minimum.
29 Nov 2005, 08:26 PM
Josh

Ever tried out the female condom animegirl?
29 Nov 2005, 08:34 PM
kedawa

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Boo hoo. You guys are practically guaranteed to cum everytime you have sex.

So what?
I can do that on my own, and so can you.
If you find it that difficult, use a vibrator or something.

Quote:

The least you can do is wear a ribbed condom (heh) and keep the mess to a minimum.

The least you can do is swallow the mess and save us the trouble. ;)
29 Nov 2005, 08:35 PM
Dyne

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Boo hoo. You guys are practically guaranteed to cum everytime you have sex. The least you can do is wear a ribbed condom (heh) and keep the mess to a minimum.

the gf wanted to try out some warming sensation ones from trojan so i got this "sample" pack. i never knew why i would want to feel like i had jock itch, but neither of us felt a "warming" sensation. then i tried the delayed pleasure ones or whatever......yeah after like an hour and a half later we stopped with that. worse than beer dick. i guess they're nice if your guy is a one pump chump.

case in point (in relation to ribbed), if you need a balloon on your member to get the girl off you have other problems. i ALWAYS make sure the girl gets hers (and usually first).

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedawa

The least you can do is swallow the mess and save us the trouble. ;)

i was so going to post a pic of an open mouth saying "problem solved" but i'm too lazy.
29 Nov 2005, 08:39 PM
sphere79

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Boo hoo. You guys are practically guaranteed to cum everytime you have sex. The least you can do is wear a ribbed condom (heh) and keep the mess to a minimum.

How about no condoms and she cums at least 2 times? Seriously, I understand sex is more emotional for women and how reaching climax differs from mens - but your partner should be doing the trick. Every time, no matter what it takes - period. If not, something ain't right or he isn't trying hard enough.

Unless of course it's just a quickie "gonna make him happy" not really in the mood kind of thing.

And yes, condoms f**king suck (some are less sucky than others) but are a must have in certain circumstances.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne

i ALWAYS make sure the girl gets hers (and usually first).

Amen. I love getting off but I love getting her off even more.....
29 Nov 2005, 08:42 PM
Dyne

Quote:

Originally Posted by sphere79

And yes, condoms f**king suck (some are less sucky than others) but are a must have in certain circumstances.

dirrrrrty bitches. but sometimes they can be so hot :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by sphere79

Amen. I love getting off but I love getting her off even more.....

yup, theres been many times i've had the girl get off 4-5 times just on the oral before we even so anything.
29 Nov 2005, 08:54 PM
Rumpy

Quote:

Originally Posted by sphere79

Amen. I love getting off but I love getting her off even more.....

That is half the fun.
29 Nov 2005, 08:56 PM
stormy

if your girl is getting off every time and sometimes 4 or 5 times then she's faking. lol@u!
29 Nov 2005, 09:13 PM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by stormy

if your girl is getting off every time and sometimes 4 or 5 times then she's faking. lol@u!

This is a dose of reality a lot of you frontin' motherfuckas need to take.
29 Nov 2005, 09:16 PM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne

yup, theres been many times i've had the girl get off 4-5 times just on the oral before we even so anything.

Yeah? Well when I have sex with my girlfriend all the girls within a 50 mile radius have multiple ejaculatory orgasms.
29 Nov 2005, 09:34 PM
Mykozo

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Boo hoo. You guys are practically guaranteed to cum everytime you have sex. The least you can do is wear a ribbed condom (heh) and keep the mess to a minimum.

A ribbed condom will never change the fact that your partner is a chump. Rawdawg I'm good all night til I finally sober up. Then, THEN, I will bust a nut on that ass after doggy style, and you will love it. Next customer please...oh yeah, condoms rule.

BTW, Josh, remember that little 1/2 tejano 1/2 indian chick from SPI that loved sucking my wang? Yeah, she's flying to MD for more pornstar sex. Good times. Woot!
29 Nov 2005, 09:42 PM
animegirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

Ever tried out the female condom animegirl?

I did get a free sample pack from the yearly gyno exam and I tried them out. They sucked pretty bad actually but that is because they are hard as hell to put in and they won't stay in.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stormy

if your girl is getting off every time and sometimes 4 or 5 times then she's faking. lol@u!

IBTN.
29 Nov 2005, 09:52 PM
Mr-K

I really hate guys who talk about how good they are at getting girls off and then say shit like I GET NOTHING UNTIL MY GIRL GETS OFF GRUNT *POUNDS CHEST*

It just makes me wonder how many times they've been humored by girls.
29 Nov 2005, 10:01 PM
Mykozo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr-K

I really hate guys who talk about how good they are at getting girls off and then say shit like I GET NOTHING UNTIL MY GIRL GETS OFF GRUNT *POUNDS CHEST*

It just makes me wonder how many times they've been humored by girls.

OooooK. A little testosterone please. Jesus Christ, can't we all just fuck and have fun? Honestly, I love getting chicks off before myself, BUT, if anything like Mr. K said has happened, then guess what...I DON'T FUCKING CARE YOU FRIDGID OBNOXIOUS WHORE!

Get that fucking condom out of my face bitch.
29 Nov 2005, 10:22 PM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mykozo

from SPI that loved sucking my wang? Yeah, she's flying to MD for more pornstar sex. Good times. Woot!

lol. Win.
29 Nov 2005, 11:00 PM
Mr-K

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mykozo

OooooK. A little testosterone please. Jesus Christ, can't we all just fuck and have fun? Honestly, I love getting chicks off before myself,

Who doesn't? I just think the gloating is annoying.
29 Nov 2005, 11:39 PM
kedawa

I love getting myself off using some chicks vagina.
I have no idea if I'm getting them off or not and I really don't care because I'll never see them again anyway.
If I was screwing someone I actually cared about, I'm sure I'd want to make sure they enjoy it, but I've never been in that situation.
After all the shit I go through trying to get laid, which is usually in vain, I think I'm entitled to some no-pressure nookie.
30 Nov 2005, 12:43 AM
Mykozo

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedawa

I love getting myself off using some chicks vagina.
I have no idea if I'm getting them off or not and I really don't care because I'll never see them again anyway.
If I was screwing someone I actually cared about, I'm sure I'd want to make sure they enjoy it, but I've never been in that situation.
After all the shit I go through trying to get laid, which is usually in vain, I think I'm entitled to some no-pressure nookie.

This post reaks of lies. Even the most asshole of "players" likes getting chicks off. Either you are the greatest cocksucker to ever live or you are lying about your promiscuous activities. The later is most likely true. Shut up and stop trying to sound cool, dork.

Edit: Your 28, and if your never seeing a chick again, that means you just got a hooker. I would have no attachment either if I had to pay for it.
30 Nov 2005, 12:46 AM
kedawa

I haven't had sex in a few years, and 28 isn't that old to begin with.

EDIT: and I'm too cheap/proud to pay for sex.
30 Nov 2005, 12:48 AM
Mykozo

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedawa

I haven't had sex in a few years, and 28 isn't that old to begin with.

Obviously. And I'm right behind you at 27.
30 Nov 2005, 01:11 AM
napalm

I go for half an hour. My pleasure comes before your pleasure. The end.

And for the record, I have to agree with Josh's statement.
Condoms = Sex x .1
The worst are those shitty lubricated ones. That nasty shit just gets everywhere and mixes with the vaginal juices to create some kind of ungodly lubricant. In the event that I am using a condom, I just wipe it on their buttcheek. Not my problem.
30 Nov 2005, 01:23 AM
Mr-K

I still can't believe you people haven't seen Extras.
30 Nov 2005, 02:19 AM
Razor Ramon

10 minutes and I'm good.
30 Nov 2005, 04:07 AM
MarsKitten

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frogacuda

Truth. What do I need a condom for? What am I going to get AIDS twice?

Actually yes, there's multiple strains of HIV (which leads to AIDS) out there. Good luck with that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stormy

if your girl is getting off every time and sometimes 4 or 5 times then she's faking. lol@u!

Or is going out with a lesbian :p
30 Nov 2005, 04:12 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr-K

I still can't believe you people haven't seen Extras.

Pearls before swine.
30 Nov 2005, 12:38 PM
Chux

It's been like 4 years since I used a condom last, long story short, my girlfriend changed jobs, thus changed insurance and she's been without for the last month.

It sucks, and I hate condoms. :(

Also, stop complaining about the mess, you love it you filthy sluts.
30 Nov 2005, 01:56 PM
dakidski

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

Yeah, I don't think you can contract it from fucking reindeer anyway, so you should be in the clear. However, in the unlikely event you find a woman dumb enough, fat enough, or physically debilated enough that you attempt real human on human coitus; please, please, please, please wrap that shit. Not because I give a fuck about your health, but because less of you would be a real boon to mankind.

... wait? what? haha!
30 Nov 2005, 04:54 PM
Razor Ramon

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Boo hoo. You guys are practically guaranteed to cum everytime you have sex. The least you can do is wear a ribbed condom (heh) and keep the mess to a minimum.

Cumming for a guy != orgasm
30 Nov 2005, 05:03 PM
kedawa

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raz0r

Cumming for a guy != orgasm

Really?
I know you can have an orgasm without busting a nut, but I've never heard of anyone jizzing during sex without having an orgasm.
30 Nov 2005, 05:04 PM
dave is ok

I dont use condoms, but believe me sweety I've got enough to feed the needy.
30 Nov 2005, 05:44 PM
Frogacuda

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarsKitten

Actually yes, there's multiple strains of HIV (which leads to AIDS) out there. Good luck with that.

That was supposed to be humorous. See, saying "What, am I going to get AIDS twice?" would show an absurdly self-interested viewpoint and callous disregard for the health of any partners I might had, something which I though some might find funny, even though, in fact, I do not have the AIDS.

Jesus, people.

On a more serious not, I don't really mind the condoms. I'm easy to please like that. I'm going to bust a nut regardless. It's all good.
30 Nov 2005, 05:47 PM
Mr-K

Boyfriend: So all that stuff about "polishing your husband's Oscar", was that supposed to mean his willy?
Kate Winslet: Yep.
Boyfriend: And your basement?
Kate Winslet: My fanny.
30 Nov 2005, 06:00 PM
Dyne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chux

It's been like 4 years since I used a condom last, long story short, my girlfriend changed jobs, thus changed insurance and she's been without for the last month.

i was through that not too long ago. she gave me the whole "well its still in your system for like 6 months after you stop taking them".

i didn't buy it and covered up until she got back on.
30 Nov 2005, 07:36 PM
Mr-K

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne

"well its still in your system for like 6 months after you stop taking them".

That's what my aunt said to my mother in 1984.

I was born shortly thereafter.
30 Nov 2005, 08:07 PM
Ste-Von

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedawa

Really?
I know you can have an orgasm without busting a nut, but I've never heard of anyone jizzing during sex without having an orgasm.

What? Really? I've never had an orgasm without the white gunk. Does this really happen to people?

Edit: LOL @ this thread. It's hi-larious.
30 Nov 2005, 08:09 PM
animegirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by NApOLm321

I go for half an hour. My pleasure comes before your pleasure. The end.

And for the record, I have to agree with Josh's statement.
Condoms = Sex x .1
The worst are those shitty lubricated ones. That nasty shit just gets everywhere and mixes with the vaginal juices to create some kind of ungodly lubricant. In the event that I am using a condom, I just wipe it on their buttcheek. Not my problem.

You suck.
30 Nov 2005, 08:48 PM
Chux

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne

i didn't buy it and covered up until she got back on.

That's a given.
30 Nov 2005, 09:05 PM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chux

That's a given.

That's good horse sense.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr-K

I still can't believe you people haven't seen Extras.

I talked to those SAS guys, and ya'know what they told it means? "Super Soldier Service".
30 Nov 2005, 09:08 PM
Cowutopia

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne

i didn't buy it and covered up until she got back on.

She misses one pill, I'm baggin' it for a week. That's how I've always operated.
30 Nov 2005, 10:17 PM
napalm

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

You suck.

When you're bangin the same chick for a year you lose the spark, baby.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

She misses one pill, I'm baggin' it for a week. That's how I've always operated.

The shot, my man, is a very beautiful thing.
30 Nov 2005, 10:24 PM
MechDeus

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Boo hoo. You guys are practically guaranteed to cum everytime you have sex.

Not if I'm wearing a condom, there's no faster way to make my penis not care.
30 Nov 2005, 10:26 PM
Melf

Quote:

Originally Posted by NApOLm321

When you're bangin the same chick for a year you lose the spark, baby.

IDBTN.

I've been married for 7 years and it's better than ever. After a while you're up to asking for anything and chances are, she'll do it. I hated all that "warming up to you before I ask for teh freak shit" when we first started.
30 Nov 2005, 10:29 PM
g0zen

Your best bet is to just do it in the sack and if she repels your advances then play it all off as a joke; "WHOOPS! Wrong hole, sorry sweety!" Then when she falls asleep do it again and when she wakes up say, "Wow, honey, you must have been having a terrible nightmare."

After a few weeks of this she should be into it, or she'll have a psychotic episode.
30 Nov 2005, 10:41 PM
napalm

Quote:

Originally Posted by MechDeus

Not if I'm wearing a condom, there's no faster way to make my penis not care.

IBTN. I my as well be exercising at the damn gym for the amount of effort it would take to get off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melf

IDBTN.

I've been married for 7 years and it's better than ever. After a while you're up to asking for anything and chances are, she'll do it. I hated all that "warming up to you before I ask for teh freak shit" when we first started.

Well I'm happy for you, but I'm having a harder time. I've never really tried but I'm not sure I'm "down" with that whole anal thing. Something about the poop just gets me every time. I also feel too fucking stupid to role play or anything like that.
01 Dec 2005, 06:51 AM
SpoDaddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Interpol

Doubling up gives you twice the risk of the condom breaking, so no you shouldn't have.

Truth

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Boo hoo. You guys are practically guaranteed to cum everytime you have sex. The least you can do is wear a ribbed condom (heh) and keep the mess to a minimum.

If you're not guaranteed to cum everytime you have sex you're not with the right guy, and it's not just guys that make messes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stormy

if your girl is getting off every time and sometimes 4 or 5 times then she's faking. lol@u!

If you can't make your woman cum every time with all the tools at your disposal you're weak in bed, and if you've never made a girl cum 4 or 5 times you still have much to learn. It's easy to know if a girl's faking if you've ever felt her cum for real.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NApOLm321

When you're bangin the same chick for a year you lose the spark, baby.

Only if one of you is lazy or doesn't care anymore
01 Dec 2005, 06:52 AM
dakidski

If I HAVE to wear one; this is my favorite choice and naturally the worlds largest condom:
http://www.condoms-condoms.co.uk/ima...xl-condoms.jpg

Here is a helpful forum for guys like me: http://www.lpsg.org/forum/
01 Dec 2005, 10:21 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpoDaddy

It's easy to know if a girl's faking if you've ever felt her cum for real.

Check the butthole. It never lies.
01 Dec 2005, 10:50 AM
Cowutopia

Know what the worst is?

Lifestyles. They're like cock turnicates.
01 Dec 2005, 12:00 PM
EMAGDNIM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrialSword

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...usJazz/pod.jpg

WTF?!?!? I didn't even know they had that shit... :yuck:
01 Dec 2005, 12:04 PM
Chux

Quote:

Originally Posted by NApOLm321

When you're bangin the same chick for a year you lose the spark, baby.

IADBTN. I'm having just as much, if not more, than when we first started going out.

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