Nicknames

Kev Dogg (Given by people on various halls I've lived on)

Kevisaurus Wrecks (If I remember correctly, my friend Kambino gave me this name because when I was 350 lbs. I'd block all the other people from getting on the bus, and would let my friends on first.)

Kevzilla (Given by a number of people, for reasons similar to the one above)

Metalhead (My professor calls me this)

Kevy-Kev (My friend Joe gave me this name)

K2 (To differenciate me from my old man)

bob

and this is because of the 3 character rule

Em(everyone ever),
M(friends, etc),
Emy(parents when they're mad),
M-ster(the weird ones after a few too many),
Cyco(old old nick from middle school, still get called it when my little anger problem rears its head),
Cyco-bitch(from highschool),
Cyco-bitch-from hell (also from highschool),
dear or darling from my bf when he's frustrated with me.. lol ah.

I'm sure theirs more, but the M one is the most common.

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Originally Posted by Interpol

I know that, but when 9/10 people will say "ERICA?!" really, really loudly after I CLEARLY pronounce my name for them, it gets annoying. It's disrespectful and embarassing.

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Erica's gonna have to start choking bitches.

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Originally Posted by M

Em(everyone ever),
M(friends, etc)

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Isn't this the same thing, or is M pronounced MMMMM?

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Originally Posted by Kev

Metalhead

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You sir, are my hero.

Stan Cougar.

Another for the Last Names Club. Middle name too...

I guess for a short while a buddy called me Slimp, sly and pimp.

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Originally Posted by Rich

I'll be sure to not go see them in my Student Union tomorrow afternoon.

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I'm gonna be there.

Kiwi (From a story in sixth grade called The Insanimals where we all identified ourselves as different psychotic animals and I was the Cold, Sadistic, Pyschotic Axe Murdering Kiwi. The origins have become rather lost over the years and no one that uses it has any idea where it came from.)
Gunther Santiago (From a surreal story I created a couple years ago but have yet to actually pen. Actually debated legally changing my name to this for a while just for shits and giggles.)
Wiki (Pet name from one of my female friends.)
Kees (Pet name from one of my male friends.)
Pedophile (This one's pretty universal ever since I lost my ability to determine a woman's age from working with 16-year-olds for too long and stopped caring what age females are when I hit on them.)

And those people that use my last name by itself.

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Originally Posted by Rocca

cappucino negro (heh).

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Heh.

The nick that's lasted since grade school is my last name: LEWIS! (All caps because that's always how it's said.)

Others:
-Cornelius (c. grade school)
-Corn Flake (c. grade school)
-Black Corey (c. High school to now)
-Rory Screwis (c. Last semester to now)