Nicknames

What's your nickname? Got several? Mine have been:

The California Berserker
The Gatekeeper
Skeletor
Snakey

Daveballs and/or Davebag

lol what? Who calls you daveballs?

I'm mizzo, mauri or moz.

Chucker was when Steve Austin was saying Booker was selling out the alliance during the Invasion angle. He kept saying BOOKER WOULD, so somebody started saying Chucker Would, it stuck.

Chux was something Myk called me back when he lived around me.

A select few called me Cock Diesel in High School, but I don't hang with them anymore.

Andross
Prince Amazing and
Kip Summers.

The last one is only because of a 2 week blog me and my friends started in order to pass time at our co-op placements from college. I was the weatherman, Kip Summers, who apparently did everything from anchoring the news to feild reporting as well. I wrote a large 2 piece report on how my name used to be Kip O'Neil before April O'Neil forced me to change it.

Andross is my most common nickname amongst friends.

ck
charmander

Captian Quaalude

i wasgoing to make some lame joke about a thread like this existing. but its been locked for 2 years already... lol

I've never had a nickname. The only time I am called anything other than Josh is when I'm hanging out with The Cheaters. Those guys call everyone by their last name.

Big Will
Big Willy Styles
Jolly Green Giant
Lurch

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Big Will
Big Willy Styles
Jolly Green Giant
Lurch

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Those arent "black" nicknames. Here, I'll give you some: Ray Ray, Shaokhan, Lil' Deez.

Oh you want THOSE nicknames. Well, my rap sheet says they're;

Drug Slingin' Panther
Da Reel Gorilla
Joe Joe
Zeus

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Ray Ray, Shaokhan, Lil' Deez.

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LOL, Shao Khan? I didn't know he was black.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

LOL, Shao Khan? I didn't know he was black.

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Shang Tsung used his polymorphing ways to turn him into a white dude, at heart he's as black as the night itself.

In grade school everyone called me by last name (Sherer).

My ex-gf used to call me Davey, Davey-Lou, or Mr. Popcorn Pants.

A couple of my current friends call me QD (Quiet David) or Silent Bob.

Actually I take back what I said. Freddy Blaze, the most interesting man I have ever met in my life, used to call me "Christopher Walken" and "Ol' Walken".

I never understood why.

1 Bar
Babe

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Actually I take back what I said. Freddy Blaze, the most interesting man I have ever met in my life, used to call me "Christopher Walken" and "Ol' Walken".

I never understood why.

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Graphics is tight man.

Yo, you wanna go to this party later, there gonna be these girls there, and you gonna be the only white dude, they'll wanna suck yo dick!

They'll think you have money.

P.S. Korly eats white people cereal.

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Andross
Prince Amazing and
Kip Summers.

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I used to call my bigger cousin Andre, Andross too. Sweet.

Pat, Patty, Petey, Rocca, cappucino negro (heh).

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Originally Posted by Josh

I've never had a nickname. The only time I am called anything other than Josh is when I'm hanging out with The Cheaters. Those guys call everyone by their last name.

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I was actually about to comment on that. Guys tend to do this alot, especially the guys in the Cheaters, and chicks not so often. I get called by my last name all day by my friends. I don't call any of my friends with Greek last names by them though, I don't know why that is.

My nicknames:

Gringo (back when I summer vacationed in Colombia as a kid since I knew English)
J
The Big Hurt

I gave my friend the nickname "Triple W" in college, and now I call him "Trips Dub".

Bam
Jezukik

Mr. "Last Name"

My name is a nickname in itself:

Eirikur.

Family calls me Eiki. Little kids love to call me Erica. A lot of adults like to read my name as Erica, too, or after I say "my name is 'air-ih-cur'" they say "wait ERICA?" really loudly.

Fuck you, Americans. Up the butt.

Myk- pronounced My-Kay... came from back when I lived in MD. I believe it was chux who called pronounced it my-kay.
Lee- My friends in Missouri called me Lee... after Lee Trevino(legendary golfer)
Trevino- multiple ppl. Some people just call me by my last name
Mikey, Miguel - mainly family
Pik, Pikie, Pikle, Pikman - variations of "Pikei," a name I used in the mmo Ragnarok Online

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Originally Posted by Interpol

My name is a nickname in itself:

Eirikur.

Family calls me Eiki. Little kids love to call me Erica. A lot of adults like to read my name as Erica, too, or after I say "my name is 'air-ih-cur'" they say "wait ERICA?" really loudly.

Fuck you, Americans. Up the butt.

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Japanese people can't say L's and Americans can't pronounce other culture's stupid words. It is a fact of life. Learn to live with it and don't hate.

Mr. TNL

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

Japanese people can't say L's and Americans can't pronounce other culture's stupid words. It is a fact of life. Learn to live with it and don't hate.

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I know that, but when 9/10 people will say "ERICA?!" really, really loudly after I CLEARLY pronounce my name for them, it gets annoying. It's disrespectful and embarassing.

J

Lil J

Little Brother

(I'm not really that little, I guess the dudes I hang out with are just bigger than me or ripped or something)

Pem

Pimp Daddy Pem

and Rooster in elementary school. I got in a fight with some guy twice my size, and he grabbed me by the neck to pound my face, and my neck stretched out like a rooster when he grabbed it. He seriously beat the shit out of me, but that was after I broke his nose. I knew I was fucked when he yelled out and went into berserk mode.

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Originally Posted by Chux

A select few called me Cock Diesel

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:wtf:

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It's disrespectful and embarassing.

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Any other adjectives you'd care to heap upon us Americans? Cause those two are spot on.

I've been called "fetus" for as long as I can remember.
When I was at an Acadmic Bowl, I had that on my nametag, and this lady misread it as "Festus", which has stuck ever since.

Everyone calls me Timber.

Over a year ago I fell over when I was trying to stand up from the floor because my leg was asleep. Ever since all my buddies have called me Timber. I am one of about 6 Chris' that we all know so before that they all just called me Gamer Chris. A nickname was needed.

And years ago I had a couple of friends who called me Skeeball. I haven't seen either of them in like 3 years so that kinda died with them being gone.

People call me fish because my last name is fischer. How fucking original.

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People call me fish because my last name is fischer. How fucking original.

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Hey, at least they abbreviate. I'm just "Butler" to a lot of people.

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Originally Posted by Rocca

Hey, at least they abbreviate. I'm just "Butler" to a lot of people.

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Would you really prefer they abbreviate that?

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Originally Posted by Josh

The Cheaters.

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I'll be sure to not go see them in my Student Union tomorrow afternoon.

I've had a few here and there:

-MP (Just my initials)
-Penarth (Nobody has called me this for a long time, I'm not even 100% sure how I came to being called this by nearly everyone I knew for 2 or so years, a friend of mine saw it on a road-sign and within 3 weeks it was a nickname of mine)
-Patrick (In the Marine Corp nobody knew each other's first names, simple)
-Pat Matrick (This came in Middle school because somebody botched my name once and mixed it up)
-Matt Pat (Elementary school, this one used to drive me crazy)
-The Black Knight or Knight (My so called "Metal name", people don't use this too often though)
-Matt Patrick (I don't know why but several people I know insist on calling me by my full name and nothing else. A guy I used to work with called me this and I never even told him my last name)

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Would you really prefer they abbreviate that?

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:lol: I was thinking the same thing. Poor Ol' Butts

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Everyone calls me Timber.

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Kev Dogg (Given by people on various halls I've lived on)

Kevisaurus Wrecks (If I remember correctly, my friend Kambino gave me this name because when I was 350 lbs. I'd block all the other people from getting on the bus, and would let my friends on first.)

Kevzilla (Given by a number of people, for reasons similar to the one above)

Metalhead (My professor calls me this)

Kevy-Kev (My friend Joe gave me this name)

K2 (To differenciate me from my old man)

bob

and this is because of the 3 character rule

Em(everyone ever),
M(friends, etc),
Emy(parents when they're mad),
M-ster(the weird ones after a few too many),
Cyco(old old nick from middle school, still get called it when my little anger problem rears its head),
Cyco-bitch(from highschool),
Cyco-bitch-from hell (also from highschool),
dear or darling from my bf when he's frustrated with me.. lol ah.

I'm sure theirs more, but the M one is the most common.

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I know that, but when 9/10 people will say "ERICA?!" really, really loudly after I CLEARLY pronounce my name for them, it gets annoying. It's disrespectful and embarassing.

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Erica's gonna have to start choking bitches.

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Originally Posted by M

Em(everyone ever),
M(friends, etc)

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Isn't this the same thing, or is M pronounced MMMMM?

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Metalhead

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You sir, are my hero.

Stan Cougar.

Another for the Last Names Club. Middle name too...

I guess for a short while a buddy called me Slimp, sly and pimp.

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I'll be sure to not go see them in my Student Union tomorrow afternoon.

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I'm gonna be there.

Kiwi (From a story in sixth grade called The Insanimals where we all identified ourselves as different psychotic animals and I was the Cold, Sadistic, Pyschotic Axe Murdering Kiwi. The origins have become rather lost over the years and no one that uses it has any idea where it came from.)
Gunther Santiago (From a surreal story I created a couple years ago but have yet to actually pen. Actually debated legally changing my name to this for a while just for shits and giggles.)
Wiki (Pet name from one of my female friends.)
Kees (Pet name from one of my male friends.)
Pedophile (This one's pretty universal ever since I lost my ability to determine a woman's age from working with 16-year-olds for too long and stopped caring what age females are when I hit on them.)

And those people that use my last name by itself.

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cappucino negro (heh).

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Heh.

The nick that's lasted since grade school is my last name: LEWIS! (All caps because that's always how it's said.)

Others:
-Cornelius (c. grade school)
-Corn Flake (c. grade school)
-Black Corey (c. High school to now)
-Rory Screwis (c. Last semester to now)

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You sir, are my hero.

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Thanks.

"Fat Hubbard".

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Erica's gonna have to start choking bitches.



Isn't this the same thing, or is M pronounced MMMMM?

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The context of whose using it. Em is short for Emily... M is what my friends call me. eh.. I know the difference and thats what counts.

J
Xeny (pronouced Zen-ee; I went a whole semester with freshmen getting this wrong)
Sun Xui
Code
Fisher

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Originally Posted by NApOLm321

People call me fish because my last name is fischer. How fucking original.

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I feel your pain man. At least I've only just recently been able to get people to call me Fisher.

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The context of whose using it. Em is short for Emily... M is what my friends call me. eh.. I know the difference and thats what counts.

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I've always called you Funbags

Cockroach
TV's head (As in TV's sized head)

I hate those but i like my last one...

Autist.

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Autistic

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Fixed

Ellysaurus (from darrell)
The Elly monster (my current g/f Kari)
Puppycakes (hs g/f)
Ryoga (lots of people, virtually anyone who watches ranma will call me ryoga given enough time)

Satan (from when i waited tables)

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Ryoga (lots of people, virtually anyone who watches ranma will call me ryoga

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Got a problem with directions?

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Puppycakes (hs g/f)

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????

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Got a problem with directions?

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They just move things around alot. I swear :p

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Puppycakes (hs g/f)

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my high school girlfriend was wierd but cool.

There's gotta be a story behind that we're not hearing.

i had a few,
wombat
whomprat(called by nerdy friends who have to reference starwars all the time)
wild bull(play on my last name, weible, im a little hyperactive, it stuck)
weble(as in those who wobble but dont fall down)
rat(from soccer, i was a sneaky defensive player)

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There's gotta be a story behind that we're not hearing.

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Okay yes Ryoga is because a I do look like him sorta, and yes I do get lost, often and frequently. If Station pops in he can attest to that.

Puppycakes is just my old g/f Z being really adorble and wierd. She does that like breathing. I really wish there was a real story other than we hooked up in highschool, had fun, and broke up messily in the end. :(

CeeJ
Jay
C.J.