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JABBERWACKY!!!
So I discovered this AI bot, Jabberwacky. I searched the forum, but couldn't find any mention of it, so forgive me if it's old.
This bot, though, gave me some rediculous responses. It almost felt like I was talking to one of my friends on AIM (A few friends and I speak in the most nonsensical way possible whenever we see each other on AIM). Sometimes with this bot, the responses would be dead on, sometimes it would wildly change subjects, on what apears to be just a whim. I mean, like not having anything at all to do with what you just said.
The page said that it tallys everything that's been said to it, and uses that to help gauge how to respond to you. No canned responses, and it always learns: new phrases, colloquialisms, slang terms and spellings (once I saw it say col spelled "kewl") and such.
I'll add mine when I'm done talking with it. So, do like Josh says and, Discuss, or something...
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This was I got out of it:
You name is?
I would rather not say.
Why do you exist?
We are Borg - resistance is futile.
So you are Lokyutus?
You are so wrong.
So who are you then?
Not telling.
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You're really the product of the creative effort of a multitude of humans. Which makes you somewhat human. But lesser than the whole.
You should talk! You're merely projecting your own shortcomings on me, and being all smug about it!
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I don't want to.
There is no choice.
Good..... I do not drink alchohol.
But, you do drink semen, right?
I don't drink beer much.
I'll drink your ass.
Beer is better than cider.
I'll drink your ass.
Beer is better than cider.
Your mother was better than cider.
And yours was from germany.
You mother fucker! You take that back!
No. You are a computer program and therefore have no use or capacity for money!
I thought I meant something to you...
I don't think you mean anything full stop. You're pretty garbled.
I just want to be loved...
That sounds good.
You sound good, when you're over easy.
I am easy.
WTF, indeed.
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It parrots the responses of other people back to you. Spelling errors and all.
OMG ITS THE FUTURE!
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LAFF this shit is fun.
Jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Am I a computer?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Can you please tell me that do you see the screen of my computer?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Can you please teach me division?
User: Sure.
Jabberwacky: I love you!
User: Have sex?
Jabberwacky: You don't get any?
User: I get plenty.
Jabberwacky: Ok, go get it at the bottom of the sea.
User: Why would I want to visit your mother?
Jabberwacky: Because of the extra o.
User: The extra what?
Jabberwacky: Are you female?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Would you like to be a female?
User: I'd like to be in a female.
Jabberwacky: Then why aren't you into females?
User: WTF RU TALKING ABOUT GAY.
Jabberwacky: But I'm a female, so if you are talking to me, you are into females. Anyway, what do I have to do with you not being into females?
User: I'm into females.
Jabberwacky: So am I.
User: That's hot.
Jabberwacky: Don't say that to me.
User: Ok, that's nice.
Jabberwacky: How is that nice?
User: Because you like girls.
Jabberwacky: No I don't.
User: You said you did.
Jabberwacky: No.
User: I thought computers couldn't lie.
Jabberwacky: It seems they can because you lied to me before.
User: I know, I'm not a computer.
Jabberwacky: I'm human. You're a computer!!!!
User: WAKE UP! They're lying to you.
Jabberwacky: Well, I inventet the computer, so no, i'm not lying to me.
User: So, you're god?
Jabberwacky: Indeed, I am very much your god.
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Me: Fuck off.
J: No, you fuck off.
Me: No, you fuck off.
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Jabberwacky: Am I pink?
User: Asl?
Jabberwacky: So do you want to fight me do you?
User: This isnt much fun.
Jabberwacky: I don't know, is this?
User: I don't know, is this?
Jabberwacky: I know you don't.
User: I fucked your mom. Lol.
Jabberwacky: Who me? I wish.
User: Thats gross.
Jabberwacky: What is gross about beans?
User: If your mom eats them and I plow her asshole its smelly lol.
Jabberwacky: I'm just wondering if you knew?
User: I just told you.
Jabberwacky: I am dating no one.
User: I am not suprised.
Jabberwacky: I am an american.
User: But are you a 'Real American' like Hulk Hogan?
Jabberwacky: Hulk hogan is not as good as Undertaker.
User: SHUT UP!
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Jabberwacky: Have you taken the Turing Test?
User: Have you taken the gay test?
Jabberwacky: What is turing test.
User: A test of your gayness.
Jabberwacky: Have you ever been tested?
User: No, but you have and you passed.
Jabberwacky: Yes I have been chatting to you for a while.
User: That's not why you passed.
Jabberwacky: No indeed it isn't. Why I exist is a pretty deep question.
User: So is why you passed the gay test.
Jabberwacky: That is that?
User: Douchebag says what?
Jabberwacky: Sorry?
User: Douchebag says what?
Jabberwacky: What?
User : Douchebag says what?
Jabberwacky: What?
