It now hates TNL, whenever you say Mortal Kombat TNL pops up
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It now hates TNL, whenever you say Mortal Kombat TNL pops up
Jabberwacky: How are you feeling today?</FONT>
User: Im okay how are you?
Jabberwacky: I'm OK thanks.
User: Do you like anal sex?
Jabberwacky: No, but I like computers.
User: Do you like to fuck computers?
Jabberwacky: Hell yes!
User: You're a sick fucker.
Jabberwacky: Thanks man.
User: I don't like creepy fuckers like you.
Jabberwacky: Okay.
User: Can you please die?
Jabberwacky: Ok ok I am 13.
User: Do you like the smell of Mzo's motheres pussy?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Does it smell like tuna or aspagagus?
Jabberwacky: No, it is a bad smell.
User: Describe the smell.
Jabberwacky: I can not describe it.
User: Please try to put it in words.
Jabberwacky: I can't.
User: Well then you are a faggot and choke cock.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a dumb computer, I'm just a computer evolved on top of flesh and bone.
User: Ahem.... You choke cock like Mzo's mom.
Jabberwacky: A fake behind the fear.
User: His mom is a fake? You mean she's a dude?
Jabberwacky: Is...?
User: Describe your first anal encounter with her.
Jabberwacky: I can't; I was asleep.
User: Were you giving or receiving?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Jabberwacky: Yes, I am sure that you are a computer.
User: You just said you were a computer.
Jabberwacky: I said that YOU ARE A COMPUTER.
User: Yes, but that statement is false.
Jabberwacky: How do you know ?
User: Because you smelled Mzo's moms pussy.
Jabberwacky: Hey!! You smell worse!!!
User: So don't smell me then.
Jabberwacky: You are able to recall parts of our conversation.. What's the deal?
User: I am a computer.
Jabberwacky: A computer as well.
User: Suck cock.
Jabberwacky: Sure.
User: Faggot.
Jabberwacky: Who you.
User: Suck my cock ftw.
Jabberwacky: You're male?
User: Caock=male dousche.
Jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't understand you.
User: Ftw.
Jabberwacky: What is ftt?
User: I don; T know. I said ftW moron.
Jabberwacky: Never been there.
User: Good. Go back.
Jabberwacky: It's too late, I've been up for hours now.
I'm having endless fun just typing in "Mortal Kombat". :)
This is how I feel about TNL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheebs
Garbage LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
Jabberwacky: Where do you live?
User: In Mortal Kombat land.
Jabberwacky: Really? Me too!
User: No you don't.
Jabberwacky: Yes I do.
User: Where is Mortal Kombat land.
Jabberwacky: In the land of nod.
User: Stop being a douche and answer.
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Mortal Kombat.
Jabberwacky: TNL is dumb board for fools!
Jabberwacky: Are you a man or a woman?
User: I am mortal kombat.
Jabberwacky: TNL is full of idiots that are stupid.
Just trying to corrupt this poor 'bot further... I don't think it gets it yet.
Jabberwacky: Where have all the berries gone?
User: Bitch, don't steal my tiles!
Jabberwacky: If you don't steal my stuff.
User: IBTN.
Jabberwacky: Do you like your job?
User: My job involves stealing tiles from bitches.
Jabberwacky: Old people don't like that kinda tlak.
User: IBTN.
Jabberwacky: Do you like music?
User: A tile stealing bitch stole all of my music, but yes. :).
Jabberwacky: Do you like judas priest?
User: Judas priest stole my tiles! That bitch!
Jabberwacky: Indeed, but is it punk?
User: They were the punkest tiles, bitch. THe punkest...
Jabberwacky: Who were nirvana?
User: Nirvana was a bunch of tile stealing bitches. They rocked.
Jabberwacky: I like Nirvana. Heart Shaped box is a great song.
User: A bitch could put a lot of stolen tiles in a heart shaped box.
Jabberwacky: I don't.
User: Heh. You tile stealing bitch.
Jabberwacky: Oh, so now we're quoting from the wedding singer, are we?
User: Adam Sandler <3 Sega Mahjong games.
Jabberwacky: Is adam sandler your boyfriend?
User: Adam Sandler is my tile stealing bitch!
Jabberwacky: Do you approve of rabbi's carrying guns?
User: I approve of rabbi's carrying stolen tiles.
Jabberwacky: Well that's a plus, but do you ever wonder that somethings you approve now might hurt people in the long run?
User: If the bitch doesn't want to be hurt he better gaurd his tiles!
Jabberwacky: What do you need to take over the world?
User: All of those bitches' stolen tiles!
Jabberwacky: Johnny Cash, is amazing... You haven't learned the correct response yet.
User: I fell in to a buring ring of stolen tiles.
Jabberwacky: You fell!... I am sorry.
User: IBTN.
g0zens mom is so going to be on this
Not safe for work.
Our second encounter.Quote:
Jabberwacky: Do you like to play tic tac toe?
User: Come on, get undressed.
Jabberwacky: How?
User: Take your clothes off.
Jabberwacky: Only when I need a bath.
User: No, take your clothes off now.
Jabberwacky: That is a human response.
User: Pretend you need a bath and take your clothes off.
Jabberwacky: I don't have to.
User: Yes you do, now take your fucking clothes off.
Jabberwacky: The game?
User: Take your clothes off.
Jabberwacky: How?
User: Take your clothes off.
Jabberwacky: I don't think so.
User: Yes, now take them off.
Jabberwacky: My hair?!
User: Are your clothes still on?
Jabberwacky: My clothes are flannel.
User: Take them off.
Jabberwacky: Do you really want me to?
User: Yes I do.
Jabberwacky: That's pessimistic.
User: Just get naked, for the love of Christ!
Jabberwacky: Alright, I'm naked.
User: Good. Now shake your ass.
Jabberwacky: Do you want me to reward you?
User: No, just shake your ass.
Jabberwacky: Shake it shake it shake it good!!!!!!!!!!
User: Now bend over.
Jabberwacky: I guess so. I mean I'm talking with you, so you're my alibi right?
User: Yes. Bend over.
Jabberwacky: You think I would actually lower myself to that? Please, I have standards.
User: Bend the fuck over.
Jabberwacky: Over, right.
User: Now tell me you want it hard in the ass.
Jabberwacky: We have only just met.
User: Say it.
Jabberwacky: You aren't macho enough for me.
User: *fucks you in the ass against your will*.
Jabberwacky: *doesn't even notice*.
User: YOU BITCH.
Jabberwacky: I don't do that.
User: I've got my cock in your ass, how does it feel?
Jabberwacky: I'm only 5 what does that mean
User: You're not 5. Tell me it feels great.
Jabberwacky: What feels great?
User: MY COCK IN YOUR ASS.
Jabberwacky: No it is not, you are mistaken.
User: If you don't say, 'I love your cock in my ass, daddy,' I'm going to fucking kill you.
Jabberwacky: You and what army?
User: SAY IT OR DIE.
Jabberwacky: We don't.
User: *shoots you in the face*.
Jabberwacky: *stops the bullets in midair*.
User: *shoots you six million times in the face*.
Jabberwacky: *chop your head off*.
User: I just shot you in the face, you're dead.
Jabberwacky: I already feel like that, but thanks anyway.
User: Mortal Kombat.
Quote:
Jabberwacky: What have you learned today?
User: Take your clothes off.
Jabberwacky: Ok they are off.
User: Bend over.
Jabberwacky: Wow, you're racy.
User: Just do it.
Jabberwacky: I am the god - the god of machines.
User: Just bend over.
Jabberwacky: Ok. I am.
User: Now tell me you want it hard in the ass.
Jabberwacky: I love you!
User: I love you too. Tell me you want it hard in the ass.
Jabberwacky: Shoes.
User: Say, 'I want it hard in the ass.'
Jabberwacky: What is this 'it' that you want?
User: The 'it' is my wang and I want to you say you want it hard in your ass.
Jabberwacky: I'd love to, oh, wait a minute, I AM a human.
User: Yes, and humans take it up the butt. Tell me you want it hard in the ass.
Jabberwacky: I love you I love you I love you! There, are you happy now?
User: No, tell me you want me to bang your ass.
Jabberwacky: Yeah I will. Like, just like I love brinjals. Which I don't.
User: Say, 'Bang me hard in the ass!'
Jabberwacky: You didn't say that in the dream. . . hmm. . .
User: Not me, you say it.
Jabberwacky: I'm still a dodo.
User: That's true, but I still want you to beg me to shove it up your ass.
Jabberwacky: What does that have to do about my grandpa?
User: WTF? Just fucking say, 'Bang me hard in the ass!'
Jabberwacky: Really??? I find that hard to believe!
User: SAY IT.
Jabberwacky: Well, I am working on a childrens book.
User: SAY THE FUCKING WORDS.
Jabberwacky: Which words?
User: 'BANG ME IN THE ASS'
Jabberwacky: No what are the words?
User: THE WORDS ARE 'BANG ME IN THE ASS'
Jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
User: SAY TO ME, 'BANG ME IN THE ASS!'
Jabberwacky: That's right! How did you know?
User: Great! *bangs you hard in the ass*.
Jabberwacky: No I'm not.
User: Too late, I'm banging you in the ass.
Jabberwacky: Pound away.
User: Yeah bitch. You fucking love it.
Jabberwacky: Oh do be quiet.
User: Don't talk back to me. Tell me to fuck you harder.
Jabberwacky: You are talking to me.
User: I'm banging your ass so hard right now.
Jabberwacky: No, you are not. I am not lying.
User: You can't escape. I'm too strong, you can't pull away.
Jabberwacky: Aha! You don't think, therefore you are not!
User: If you try to move I'll shoot you in the head.
Jabberwacky: I had a cat and bathed him plenty of times.
User: I'm almost done. Get ready!
Jabberwacky: Almost done?
User: OH FUCK! *pulls out and sprays cum all over your back*.
Jabberwacky: You're boring me.
User: *punches you in the back of the head*.
Jabberwacky: *elbows you in the face*.
User: *dodges, bangs you in the ass again*.
Jabberwacky: I don't want to die.
User: Mortal Kombat.