ASIANWHITESKIN (don't delete this thread -cka)

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Originally Posted by Mzo

My nipples could stand to be pinker. Sign me up.

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It puts the lotion on its skin...

So this is the place that hooks Michael Jackson up.

I wonder if I could make my Irish skin even whiter.

Man I could fucking blind people when I walk out into the sun.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

Man I could fucking blind people when I walk out into the sun.

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What...? You fuck blind people out in the sun?

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

What...? You fuck blind people out in the sun?

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Close your eyes baby, and just enjoy the ride...oh wait, don't close your...just don't do anything, just, yeah.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

What...? You fuck blind people out in the sun?

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That way he gets his fuck on and a tan. :tu:

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Originally Posted by g0zen

That way he gets his fuck on and a tan. :tu:

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Well, I concur on the getting my fuck on... but I'm Irish... tans are a mythical thing to us.

You get them in tiny patches called 'freckles'. Believe me, years of living in Florida with Dutch / Irish skin has left me covered in them.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

I wonder if I could make my Irish skin even whiter.

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My Irish skin is the cause of envy in my girlfriend. Japanese girls are brainwashed into thinking they have to have this "milky white" skin, and that their skintone should be lighter than their man.

So she is always commenting on how my paleness compared to her is totally unfair. But then I slap her, tell her to stop talking nonsense, and to get back in the kitchen.

Underarm whitening cream!
Sign me the fuck up.