ASIANWHITESKIN (don't delete this thread -cka)

:lol: ASIANWHITESKIN
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We supply all kinds of Whitening Pills and other whitening products, diet pills, herbal supplements, breast enlarger, under arm whitening creams, bath salt, hair and scalp kit, scars and stretch marks remover and more…! :bang:

We supply all kinds of Whitening Pills and more!!! :)

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Originally Posted by Liezel

:lol: ASIANWHITESKIN
We supply all kinds of Whitening Pills and other whitening products, diet pills, herbal supplements, breast enlarger, pink nipple cream, whitening creams, soaps, lotions, anti-acne creams, anti-aging creams, under arm whitening creams and under arm kit, foot and nail care kit, bath salt, body scrub kit, bath salt, hair and scalp care kit, scars and stretch marks remover and moreÉ!
Visit us at www.asianwhiteskin.com


We supply all kinds of Whitening Pills and other whitening products, diet pills, herbal supplements, breast enlarger, under arm whitening creams, bath salt, hair and scalp kit, scars and stretch marks remover and moreÉ! :bang:

We supply all kinds of Whitening Pills and more!!! :)

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Fixed.

don't delete this thread, that spam is too fucking golden

What if I'm already white as a roll of toilet paper? Will the whitening cream enhance my overall whiteness? Will I be able to blind people with it? Could I then consider it a superpower?

LMK, ssb

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Originally Posted by cka

don't delete this thread, that spam is too fucking golden

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My thoughts exactly. Perhaps it should be moved to General Discussion though.

Man, my girl is into that stupid shit. It's so goddamn dumb. Unless you're green or something, why not be happy with your skin color the way it is? I always ask her that and then she says "I have to be....WHITE!". Asia is a stupid, stupid place.

My nipples could stand to be pinker. Sign me up.

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Originally Posted by Liezel

We supply all kinds of Whitening Pills and more!!! :)

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So it IS a disease.

OMG Tell me more! I' need to whiten my shit up!
http://www.asianwhiteskin.com/girldrunk.gif

http://www.asianwhiteskin.com/girldrunk.gif/

What about my backhair?

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Originally Posted by Mzo

My nipples could stand to be pinker. Sign me up.

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It puts the lotion on its skin...

So this is the place that hooks Michael Jackson up.

I wonder if I could make my Irish skin even whiter.

Man I could fucking blind people when I walk out into the sun.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

Man I could fucking blind people when I walk out into the sun.

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What...? You fuck blind people out in the sun?

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

What...? You fuck blind people out in the sun?

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Close your eyes baby, and just enjoy the ride...oh wait, don't close your...just don't do anything, just, yeah.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

What...? You fuck blind people out in the sun?

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That way he gets his fuck on and a tan. :tu:

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Originally Posted by g0zen

That way he gets his fuck on and a tan. :tu:

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Well, I concur on the getting my fuck on... but I'm Irish... tans are a mythical thing to us.

You get them in tiny patches called 'freckles'. Believe me, years of living in Florida with Dutch / Irish skin has left me covered in them.

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Originally Posted by bbobb

I wonder if I could make my Irish skin even whiter.

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My Irish skin is the cause of envy in my girlfriend. Japanese girls are brainwashed into thinking they have to have this "milky white" skin, and that their skintone should be lighter than their man.

So she is always commenting on how my paleness compared to her is totally unfair. But then I slap her, tell her to stop talking nonsense, and to get back in the kitchen.

Underarm whitening cream!
Sign me the fuck up.

Some women get their assholes bleached. Seriously.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Some women get their assholes bleached. Seriously.

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wtf! That cannot be healthy.

I can understand wanting to pinken up the snatch and nipples, but anything else is just silly and weird.

Besides, lot of white people go out of their way to darken their skin.

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Originally Posted by shidoshi

My Irish skin is the cause of envy in my girlfriend. Japanese girls are brainwashed into thinking they have to have this "milky white" skin, and that their skintone should be lighter than their man.

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So you're telling me that my pale ass skin is yet another plus for me in picking up Japanese girls? Damn, I can't get over there soon enough.

You guys are thinking that this is for white people? You need to read between the lines...

The thread to me sounds like an awesome band name.

You mean, I too can be as white as an Asian girl?

I CAN BE TRIALSWORD'S NUMBA ONE GIRUFRENDO.
Ichiban de~~~~~SU!
Kekekekekekekekekekekekeke!!!

Sounds like someone needs to be bukkaked.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Some women get their assholes bleached. Seriously.

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And they follow it up with a healthy gargling of Sphincterine.

I could become white at will. My skin is so friggin ashy I could disguse myself with a couple of scratches.

Im so ashy, Im ashy on the telephone.
Im so ashy, Im ashy underwater.

4. When will I see the result?
For Asians, results would usually be within 3-6 months of regularly taking the pills. Six to twelve months for half-americans-africans, and 12-24 months for black people. Our company follows the standard recommendations of health practitioners.

If one were already uber white, could it be possible to use the whitening cream to make your skin translucent?