Cheebs gets bored and writes a hot movie script

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Originally Posted by ShinMyk

PABLO FRANCISCO <3

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THANK YOU!!

I was dying trying to remember who he was. You all have to see his skit at least one time before you die.

"If you ever throw a football again, you will die!"

Can I be the guy that says that in the movie?

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Originally Posted by Gymkata

I was dying trying to remember who he was. You all have to see his skit at least one time before you die.

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He was at my local university and I got to see him perform. He's so awesome. He signed my ticket too :]

This is definitely gold. You've got the money-machine right here.

Don't forget to make a sequel with the EXACT SAME PLOT, only more one-liners and tits. Every sequel to any movie should have more tits. There should be a rule or something.

EMMY.

Can there be one explosion, too? Maybe some ninjas here and there?

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Originally Posted by Galaxia

EMMY.

Can there be one explosion, too?

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Ok, I've got the explosion worked out: Right before the "team wins a lot of games" montage, there will be a scene showing their very first win. They will be down by 2 points with time running out. The kicker will come on for a 60 yard field goal to win it. When he kicks the ball, it will soar through the uprights up to the top of the stadium and smash into the score board, causing a massive CGI explosion that takes up at least 2/5ths of the movie's entire budget to render. The team will all swarm out onto the field jumping up and down cheering as sparks rain down. Fade into "team wins a lot of games" montage with rockin' guitar music.

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Maybe some ninjas here and there?

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Well...there's already one ninja...

Ninja safety leaps in and intercepts the ball from enemy center before it reaches the enemy QB's hands.

Don't worry. This movie's got everything. :D

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Originally Posted by Cheebs

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Ok, I've got the explosion worked out: Right before the "team wins a lot of games" montage, there will be a scene showing their very first win. They will be down by 2 points with time running out. The kicker will come on for a 60 yard field goal to win it. When he kicks the ball, it will soar through the uprights up to the top of the stadium and smash into the score board, causing a massive CGI explosion that takes up at least 2/5ths of the movie's entire budget to render. The team will all swarm out onto the field jumping up and down cheering as sparks rain down. Fade into "team wins a lot of games" montage with rockin' guitar music.

Well...there's already one ninja...

Ninja safety leaps in and intercepts the ball from enemy center before it reaches the enemy QB's hands.

Don't worry. This movie's got everything. :D

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Can said Ninja chop off the hand, then have sex with a cheerleader?

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Originally Posted by Chux

Can said Ninja chop off the hand, then have sex with a cheerleader?

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Not thinking concisely enough. He chops off the cheerleader's head and makes love to it.

I want hot, not gross.

He can kill her afterwards.

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Originally Posted by Cheebs

Defensive lineman to enemy runningback - "That first down will be your last down."

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HOLY FUCKING GOD THIS MUST BE PUT TO FILM