The legend of King Arthur.
"Arthur pulled the sword Excalibur from the murky bottom of a lake, and was then pelted with farm animals from a nearby French castle. He escaped into the forest, where the Nights of Ni! made him chop a tree down with a herring. After the Nights of Ni! died of laughter, Arthur met the sorcerer Tim, who lead him to a cave of peril. There a horrible man eating bunny devoured him. The End"
