DollyWood-Why g0zen never has to leave his mountain shack....

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29 Dec 2005, 02:17 AM
maruchan

DollyWood-Why g0zen never has to leave his mountain shack....

http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...ivity01_lg.jpg

Jesus loves this place alot he gives it his seal of approval

Why go to disneyland, or Disneyworld, when dolly has better versions of there most beloved ride's.
http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...hants01_md.jpg
Amazing Flying Elephants
http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...Twist01_md.jpg
Lemon Twist
http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...arade01_md.jpg

They also have some of the most dangerous rides on earth
like
http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...DDisk01_md.jpg

http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...azebo01_md.jpg

dollywood looks like fun...

www.dollywood.com
29 Dec 2005, 02:23 AM
Dunlap

It's the place to be.
29 Dec 2005, 02:24 AM
arjue

TOTY
29 Dec 2005, 02:26 AM
chessmen

This made my fucking day, fucking hilarious.
29 Dec 2005, 02:33 AM
Revoltor

I can't wait to get strapped into this one:
http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...hapel01_md.jpg
http://www.dollywood.com/rides-attra...tractionID=471
http://www.dollywood.com/images/int/...ll_get_wet.gif
29 Dec 2005, 02:50 AM
Giga Power

You'll get wet! :chunobi:
29 Dec 2005, 03:50 AM
mollipen

Quote:

Originally Posted by arjue

TOTY

Themepark of the Year?
29 Dec 2005, 03:52 AM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by shidoshi

Themepark of the Year?

It certainly is.
29 Dec 2005, 04:17 AM
Dunlap

Ya'lls better hurry, though - after Friday it's closed until spring!

I propose a TNL meetup.
29 Dec 2005, 04:20 AM
Revoltor

TNL meetup for reals. I nominate that we all crash at gozen's house.

I'll even bring a 3-liter of grape soda for him.
29 Dec 2005, 04:23 AM
Josh

We should all meet up on opening day!
29 Dec 2005, 05:58 AM
maruchan

lol i can see a tnl meeting at dollywood, only to get kicked out 10 minutes later...
29 Dec 2005, 07:41 AM
Finch

You know... i went there once. A long long time ago. It didn't suck for a 10 year old.
29 Dec 2005, 10:12 AM
Rtificial

I went there a long time ago with my mom and dad. Back then it only had like 5-6 rides and a half the park was like a flea market/craft show. My boring parents spent hour upon hour watching people blow glass jars, make candles from scratch and weave baskets..... There was only so many times in a row I could ride them few rides and not get bored.
29 Dec 2005, 06:12 PM
Rumpy

They have a pretty good collection of rollercoasters now.
29 Dec 2005, 06:36 PM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...ivity01_lg.jpg

Jesus loves this place alot he gives it his seal of approval

Quote:

Originally Posted by Revoltor

I can't wait to get strapped into this one:
http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...hapel01_md.jpg

Man, there's a Veggie Tales ride at this place, too. I wonder how else Dolly tires to brainwash her customers into loving Jesus?
29 Dec 2005, 07:12 PM
Wildkat

This sparked my UrbEx interests because it reminded me of this..

http://sbno.illicitohio.com/heritage/heritage01.html

http://illicitohio.com/SBNO/heritage...e/DCAO0128.jpg

Heritage USA. Jimmy and Tammy Fae Baker's Christian Theme Resort, now a hulking ruin in Ohio.
30 Dec 2005, 03:22 PM
Beefy Hits

My parents and I drove by this place maybe 10 years ago but we never went in there. Good thing we didn't.
30 Dec 2005, 08:31 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Finch

You know... i went there once. A long long time ago. It didn't suck for a 10 year old.

Same here.

I recently went back to the area last summer. Jesus has that place grown. I remember when it was little more than minigolf and shitty little gift shops.

I wouldn't mind going back with some friends though. The area has some nice parks (waterfalls, rocks, streams, etc. etc).

I'm all for meeting up with some guys from here, there, regardless of the fact you guys are being sarcastic and making fun of the place. You know, because you're above such things, with your super city air that makes you smart or some shit.

If any of you could lower themselves to eating BBQ, cornbread, drinking beer, or what have you, in the mountains, let me know.
30 Dec 2005, 08:57 PM
Drewbacca

Wouldn't g0zen still have to leave his mountain shack to go to Dollywood?
30 Dec 2005, 09:05 PM
Fe 26

no, it is one of those 70's mobile home boxes that fit in the back of pick up trucks.
30 Dec 2005, 10:08 PM
Bacon McShig

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronPlant

I'm all for meeting up with some guys from here, there, regardless of the fact you guys are being sarcastic and making fun of the place. You know, because you're above such things, with your super city air that makes you smart or some shit.

If any of you could lower themselves to eating BBQ, cornbread, drinking beer, or what have you, in the mountains, let me know.

It's only a couple of hours from me, so yeah, I may be in, if'n it comes to fruition.
30 Dec 2005, 10:34 PM
Mman

Ive been to Dollywood twice. It was a cozy little place, definetly not a rollercoaster type kind of theme park, though there are some rides. Place is really beautiful too.
30 Dec 2005, 11:52 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mman

Ive been to Dollywood twice. It was a cozy little place, definetly not a rollercoaster type kind of theme park, though there are some rides. Place is really beautiful too.

I forget, does Dollywood sell beer?
31 Dec 2005, 03:29 AM
Rtificial

Heh just move it to ATL and six flags, six flags sells beer. Plus I think they are building another Rollercoaster for next spring.
31 Dec 2005, 06:39 PM
Finch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wildkat

This sparked my UrbEx interests because it reminded me of this..

http://sbno.illicitohio.com/heritage/heritage01.html

http://illicitohio.com/SBNO/heritage...e/DCAO0128.jpg

Heritage USA. Jimmy and Tammy Fae Baker's Christian Theme Resort, now a hulking ruin in Ohio.

That's a pretty nice read. Kind of reminds me of Sunny Hills, Florida if it was a theme park and not a housing development that (mostly) fell through.
01 Jan 2006, 04:31 PM
Rtificial

Reminds me of spirited away
01 Jan 2006, 04:34 PM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronPlant

I forget, does Dollywood sell beer?

In the restaurants, maybe, but not out on the streets.
01 Jan 2006, 07:39 PM
Nomi

Heritage USA was not a ruin in Ohio. It says all over the place that it's in South Carolina. The guy doing the site focuses on Ohio ruins, but Heritage was an exception.
01 Jan 2006, 08:32 PM
StriderKyo

http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...hants01_md.jpg

Why are there black people at a country music theme park? Isn't that like Jewish people hanging out at Himmlerville?
01 Jan 2006, 08:52 PM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderKyo

Why are there black people at a country music theme park? Isn't that like Jewish people hanging out at Himmlerville?

They're employees.
01 Jan 2006, 08:53 PM
Jetman

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderKyo

Why are there black people at a country music theme park? Isn't that like Jewish people hanging out at Himmlerville?

lol - and isnt Gozen black? I seriously still dont know - even after the talk in that last picture thread. I've played with him on Live and he didnt sound black --- whatever the hell that even means... :chunobi:
01 Jan 2006, 08:55 PM
g0zen

Are you calling me an Uncle Tom or something?
01 Jan 2006, 08:58 PM
Jetman

haha, more like Uncle Ben.

http://www.prmuseum.com/kendrix/gifs/unclebe2.jpg
01 Jan 2006, 10:00 PM
StriderKyo

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

They're employees.

Child labour!
01 Jan 2006, 11:58 PM
Finch

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderKyo

Why are there black people at a country music theme park? Isn't that like Jewish people hanging out at Himmlerville?

Or white people eating fried chicken? Are you still drinking from the white fountain, StriderKyo? White people and black people can enjoy sharing the same space now, bud.
02 Jan 2006, 12:26 AM
Giga Power

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetman

lol - and isnt Gozen black? I seriously still dont know - even after the talk in that last picture thread. I've played with him on Live and he didnt sound black --- whatever the hell that even means... :chunobi:

I really find this hilarious.
02 Jan 2006, 04:03 AM
jyoung

I visited Dollywood on two separate occasions during my early childhood and all that I really remember is feeling fucking frigid after making the mistake of embarking upon the wet and wild “log ride” attraction sometime during the start of Autumn (obviously, mountainous regions are quite cold in the fall) and the fun I had frolicking about the gigantic ball pits that were complete with steep, slippery slides, basketball hoops, detachable bulls-eyes that could be stuck to the clothing of one’s friends/enemies, and fully scalable rope walls.

Actually, my best memories of the Gatlinburg area come from visiting a couple of local arcades where I proceeded to beat down a bunch of older kids on a big-screen Street Fighter II setup and defeat the then-new TMNT: Turtles in Time with three other friends.

Ah, the glory days of arcade gaming. :cry:
03 Jan 2006, 07:29 AM
Space Pirate Roberts

Quote:

Originally Posted by StriderKyo

http://hfeimages.aristotle.net/DW/DW...hants01_md.jpg

Why are there black people at a country music theme park? Isn't that like Jewish people hanging out at Himmlerville?

Have you never been to the deep south? EVERYBODY listens to country. Even the asians. :P
03 Jan 2006, 12:13 PM
JMET

Nope, just the rednecks here.. or the occasional i'm to clean and godly to listen to anything else types.
03 Jan 2006, 12:19 PM
Kev

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordPerrin

Have you never been to the deep south? EVERYBODY listens to country. Even the asians. :P

In Georgia, Country and Crunk listen to you!
06 Apr 2009, 03:15 AM
maruchan

G0zen came to #tnl today.. whatever happend to our dollywood meet up plan... :(...
06 Apr 2009, 10:08 PM
Yoshi

I was in Gatlinburg on Thursday. I'd definitely be up for a Dollywood meet up. I'd bring Vasteel too.
06 Apr 2009, 10:25 PM
DumpTruck

i'd go
06 Apr 2009, 11:17 PM
icarusfall

I've repeatedly said I'd go.

And isn't Johnny in Charlotte now? I'll pick him up on the way.
07 Apr 2009, 12:24 AM
jyoung

They used to have an arcade with an Alien vs. Predator machine.

And 4-player Turtles in Time, too.
07 Apr 2009, 12:37 AM
DumpTruck

4 player turtles in time makes me cream

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