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I saw this like a week ago. The movie looks horrible, but I'm a big fan of a hot woman fighting without her top on.
Looks fantastic! Thrilling even! 10 out of 10 Brusied and Bleeding Knuckles in the air! Fist of Legend LOOKOUT! A fighting spectacle of voluminous voluptuosness!
Also, how do they put Jamie Pressely in a movie about hot bitches with huge boobs?
Ugh. Such an insult to the excellence of the Team Ninja/DOA spirit. Tecmo shouldn't have approved this production.
I was talking to Korly about this the other day, how Video Game teams need to fucking say no to some scripts.
That's like all video game movies...Quote:
Originally Posted by bahn
The movie has AC/DC in the trailer.
Winner.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ad.php?t=34241
Linking to this crap once on here is more than enough.
lol
i was about to that..
Yeah, but that's on the Cinema boards where no one goes...
uh...excellence? considering the plot is complete ass, and that the game has no intentions of presenting itself as anything more than fluffball fanservice to it's user base(sans the 3% that play it seriously), this is more than adaquate.Quote:
Originally Posted by bahn
Except that the movie is offering us no true fanservice. Corey Yuen is a competent director, so this should have been a HK production with softcore values. Make the chicks hot and big breasted, make it rated R and make it rather dark and violent. Have a few nudity scenes and BAM you got yourself a great HK film with the DOA ladies. OR they could have taken it to the Japanese, made it R with tons of hot big boobed Japanese girls and BAM once again you have a great movie (great in the fan service sense mind you).Quote:
Originally Posted by MrWhitefolks
As it stands you freaking have Mortal Kombat 4 or whatever number they were on. Pure crap. Women who aren't that hot or big breasted and no real fan service.
If you made it R, most of the game's fanbase couldn't watch it legally.
First, the "nobody goes there" line isn't a valid excuse. Second, even if that were true, it isn't then a valid excuse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daitokuji
Not trying to be mean... but sometimes you need to use a bit of tough love.
that's ok, I could and thats all that matters. Let us big kids enjoy something for once.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ammadeau
lol, while you're idea makes sense(dark/violent, etc)...that would stay true LESS to the game than what we've been given as is. doa is nothing more than a fluffball with a fighting game attached and it seems that yuen is treating it as such.
secondly; someone close this fucking thread. we've already got the one in cinemania.
Wait a minute, DOA has more of a story (Convoluted as it may be) than most recent fighting games, Virtua Fighter comes to mind. So, the fact that the girls fight TOGETHER just really sets this off for me.
If this is any better than MK:Annihilation...it will still suck.
Is that a Spartan?
Um... no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zerodash
Wow, that trailer had me underwhelmed.
Virtua Fighter has a perfectly convoluted back story, thank you very much. You just have to read the manual to get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Something about Kages mom being Dural or something, I dunno.
That's nice, but who can read nowadays.
Hey, it could be worse.
I don't really know how; but I'm sure it's possible.
What did you post, I can't read.
Uwe Boll or Paul Anderson could direct it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Uwe Boll is horrible... but Paul Anderson did ruin three franchises in a month... that's a hard choice.
I'm at work and I saw about 1 minutes worth and .... well I wanted to throw up. I feel nausia, watching this kinda does that to ya.
I heard only people from the N|NJ4 R34|M get that way.
To give him some credit, both Resident Evil movies were definately entertaining. They weren't fantastic cinema, but definately good action flicks. Though I would have preferred them to be horror movies.Quote:
Originally Posted by kuro
There are no excuses though for the abomination that was Alien vs Predator.
I guess we'll all have to live without the deep, intricate, thought-provoking storylines and character development the DoA video games are known worldwide for.
Seriously, quit bitching. It's got hot chicks fighting. That's all that's needed.
The only thing DOA about that trailer was Ayane's hair.
Wrong, fighting eachother.
Chux - LOL.
Anyway, the trailer of this movie makes me nausia. Seriously, none of the ladies in the movie are bouncy, nor curvasious. I love Jamie Pressely, but TINA? WHAT? I'm sad.
They need to hire a bunch of pornstars and reshoot the video and straight to video. I bet it will outsell DOA4. :D
Tina should have been Trish Stratus, I said it.
it woulda worked if she was taller than 5'4 or whatever...or you know, could act
Please, it's a video game movie, all bets are off.
They can't even get a kindergarten calibur story correct, who the fuck cares if the girl is tall enough.
I had no idea DOA was actually a very retarded comedy/horrible Charlies Angels rip off.
And Jamie Pressley. No. Just....no. Yuck. Oh yeah, and I really do NOT like that little pug faced girl from Fast and Furious 2. yecch
The girl playing Christie is hot.