George Takei is great as always, but I wanted to point out one of the Baba Booey in Iraq images posted on Howard's website today.
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/gary_hostage.jpg
LOL
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George Takei is great as always, but I wanted to point out one of the Baba Booey in Iraq images posted on Howard's website today.
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/gary_hostage.jpg
LOL
Did anyone else hear the Riley Martin phone call the other day? I normally HATE when that blithering idiot is on, but holy shit was this call hilarious. There's no way that guy is for real.
That picture is effing hilarious.
Also, I totally fell for the Ralph/ISDN prank. I was some kind of pissed off, too.
I love it whenever George Takei is on.
They need to get George Takei an ISDN line. The show really is 10X better with him there. He's like a funny Asian version of Robin.
I'm with you 100% there. The guy just brightens up the whole day with the way he seems to be up for anything they do. That coupled with the way he speaks is fucking gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpoDaddy
He lives in CA though so I can't see him getting up at 3am every day to be on the show :(
That hillbilly from Arkansas call is legendary. "One lengthy, black teenager..."
I hadn't seen the sweaty NBA player clip before, and it totally made my weekend. Funny shit.
What a fat fucking lazy bastard. Waaaaah! I was up late at a charity gig. Waaahh!! :lol:
Did anyone watch Takei on Secret Talents of the Stars? I need to look that shit up on youtube.
Holy fuck that is hilarious.
And jesus christ! That mole man is hideous!
What the hell happened this morning? I just got a text message from my friend "Are you listening to Howard? Artie may have just quit!". And I'm no where near my car to listen.
I tuned in today right after the Artie/Teddy fight. I missed the whole thing, but it sounded like it was insane.
From what I gathered listening to Howard and company talking about it, Artie and Teddy were arguing in the hall, so Howard invited them into the studio to find out what was wrong and try to settle it. However it esclated, they both started screaming, Artie went nuts and had to be held back by, like, 17 people. Then he stormed out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brand X
I'm dying to hear the replay.
Fucking crazyness. I tried getting on my Sirius internet account but I couldn't remember my username/password. I found this article about it already. This is too bad, because I have a feeling Artie is going to be off the show after this, whether he wants to come back or not. Even though I haven't heard the replay yet, not seen the video, this has shades of AJ Benza written all over it, which is really fucking depressing since I loved hearing Artie.
This was posted earlier today. Shocked me because I was listening to the West Coast replay as I read this. Now I wait with anticipation.
I really love Artie and hope he gets his shit together. I don't want him to leave the show.
They mentioned the AJ situation, but pointed out that Artie never actually touched Teddy (although he tried), so it didn't really apply.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brand X
Besides, it was K-Rock that wanted AJ fired back in the day, not Stern. I'm beginning to think you could burn down the studio on purpose while raping Beth and Stern wouldn't fire you.
Aw, what the fuck?!? Yet ANOTHER vacation??Quote:
Originally Posted by Newsday Blog
This is fucking annoying.
http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/au...tern-show.html
Audio there, guess they aren't replaying it.
Whole thing screams "bit", though.
They're not replaying it. I put on Howard 100 when I went to lunch and they're replaying the 4/7 show instead. That sucks.
This definitely doesn't sound like a bit. Especially since they aren't replaying it. Pretty fucking crazy though.
Sounds like good bait before a vacation to me.
Yup. We'll all have to wait a full week to find out if Artie's still working there.
Hey, I also missed it. And I'm at work so I can't access the site. Is it possible for someone to download/attach it, in case they yank it before I get off. I can't wait a week for this shit!
It's a flash based audio clip, so unfortunately not.
Rats! Damn flash technology!
Stern is a fucking douche for not airing the replay.
I caught most of it on the drive in and it was pretty crazy, sounded too real to be a bit. Teddy was almost in tears. Sucked that they didn't replay it, I wanted to catch more of the aftermath.
I'm listening to this right now. (Haven't listened to it completely yet.)
Ted sounds like an asshole/idiot.
Edit: And Artie sounds like a maniac.
No way this was a bit. Artie exploded like this before (remember when he threw that CD at Sal?) and everyone was shaken up after the tussle. Jason Reitman and Howard talked about what happened with Artie in length before proceeding with the interview. Afterwards, you could hear how drained Howard and Robin were when they tried to go through the Gossip Game and the news.
steve langford just reported on superfan that artie and teddy are on the same plane to amsterdam right now
I listened to the end of Super Fan Roundtable. First, Mutt always and still sucks, and it was compounded with Beetlejuice joining in. Second, it was Howard's decision not to run the replay because he still was unsure what happened earlier today and didn't want the replay to possibly send Artie into further depression. It was a bad call, and some fans chimed in saying that it was bullshit censorship.
Man, a distraught Artie in Amsterdam of all places...
Not replaying the show sucks for the fans, but I do understand Howard's decision not to air it. It actually shows how much he does care about Artie, since outbursts like that are normally radio gold.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowdisease
If this blows over, I'm sure it'll play again at some point.
Artie will be back. He's going to ride this gig until he dies. He's like Happy Gilmore; firey temper but becomes apologetic afterwards.
Bullshit we have a week off.
Check S&B if you missed the show today.
holy shit that picture is funny!!!. I haven't gotten sirius as I don't feel like paying for radio, the little I've heard of Howard on sirius didn't motivate me to do so either. I actually don't even miss him and I listened to him when he was on regular radio... guess I wasn't a true fan :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowdisease
Day 1 of the Stuttering John tribute was pretty good.
Yeah, I thought so too. I was dying during the Herman Munster interview.
I thought his Ringo Starr interview was also good.
Stuttering John: What did you do with the money?
Ringo Starr: What money?
Stuttering: The money your mother gave you for singing lessons.
Ringo Starr: Spent it on fish and chips.
Does anyone else hate Mastertape Theatre? I enjoy the specials they put together like Mammary Lane, Stern Spotlight, etc. but Mastertape Theatre is just awful.
Every once in a while there will be one I want to hear, like The Jesus Twins. But for the most part, yeah, I completely agree with you. Most of it is old outdated crap with maybe 20 min of good content that can slightly relate to what is going on now.
So, like next tuesday then?Quote:
Originally Posted by portnoyd
Agreed on Mastertape Theatre. Here and there they play a good one, but mostly I just don't give a shit. After hearing the show A) with Artie and B) uncensored, it's hard to go back.
"Niggerless Cage." LOL.
I listened to a little bit of the Stuttering John stuff today, they were talking about his acting in Tony and Tina's Wedding (or something like that) but it was pretty funny.
Mastertape theater is horrible, I refuse to listen to Howard 100 on Fridays. I would love to see The Friday Show w/ Gary, John, and Ralph but I don't think it will ever happen.
Should be about time for another roast, they should roast Sal or Bob Levy.
I liked the Friday Show way better too. Mastertape theater should be a weekend/Howard101 thing.
The roast shows are by far the worst shows they do. They will be even worse if they're roasting someone no ones cares about like Levy. Sal is like picking the low hanging fruit. No more roasts please, or just do Howard and get it over with.
See, I actually love the roasts. I find them hilarious.
I like the roasts (except the Daniel Carver roast- but everyone hated that one).
Most of the roasts were good, and it's smart that Howard isn't overdoing them now.
I wish they replace Mastertape Theater with Mammary Lane. I always enjoy those and am looking forward to two days of that.
By the way, I just heard the tapes of Leslie West mocking Stuttering John with his deliberate Porky Pig impressions. Absolutely hysterical.
I forgot how unfunny Artie was before Sirius until I heard a recent Mastertape Theatre from 2002.
I heard the Stuttering John vs Cabbie fight yesterday - the Spotlights are pretty well done, I enjoyed it.
I still can't stop laughing when I think of Stuttering John pronouncing "Nicholas Cage" as "Niggerless Cage" on his Tonight Show audition tape. Priceless.
True. Artie is 100x better when he can say whatever he wants.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpoDaddy
Well, Artie's back and he's staying.
On one hand, I'm really happy, since I love Artie and I think he makes the show 100x better. However, I'm also annoyed that he can pull the shit he does and get off with no repercussions whatsoever. I'm not saying he should be punished in some way, but he needs to stop with the immature bullshit and just do his job.
Told ya.
Nobody really thought that he wasn't coming back.
I like Artie on the show but it's bullshit that he gets to come back after attacking a co-worker. Respect -100
He had to meet with Sirus management before coming back and they told him one more outburst like that and he won't be coming back.Quote:
Originally Posted by K3V
I doubt that. He is there as long as Stern says so. And Stern will say so unless he physically goes after someone with higher seniority than him (Gary, Fred, Robin, Howard himself).
Steve Langford reports that Kenneth Keith Kallenbach died today in the hospital due to complications from pneumonia.
Damn. That's sad. Though the guy was outrageous and pretty out there, I thought a lot of his appearances were hilarious.
Wasn't he facing child molestation charges?
Yes. Supposedly he fondled a little girl.
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach was kinda before my time.
The charges brought up against Keith was that he tried to lure a girl into his car. He plead not guilty, but died before the trial could start.
Man, today's show was awesome. First off, they had Antonio Pierce of the New York Giants interning for the day. They had him sit with Gary, screen phone calls (where Sal and Richard busted his balls), and even directed the show for a bit. Great segments.
Artie was missing for most of the day,as he was in the hospital getting some stitches because he banged his head on something and was bleeding profusely. He came in late and told the story of his hospital visit, which was hilarious.
If you missed it today, definitely catch the replay.
Has Gilbert been on lately?
Not recently.
I also forgot that Eric the Midget admitted that he shaved off his eyebrows because he tried to trim them with an electric razor. LOL
I'm still reeling from the fact that Richard Christy was at a concert this past weekend and was so into the band that he made the conscious decision to piss his pants instead of going to the restroom and missing 2 minutes of the concert.
Ralph and Artie are right…Richard is retarded. I mean, actually retarded.
Yeah, it was so nasty when he was in the studio wearing a diaper.
That pissing story/pissing of the diaper was so damn funny. I don't normally like when pornstars come in but Roxie Jezel was pretty entertaining.
The show has been pretty good this week.
That was absolutely gross. I couldn't believe he did that for a Coheed and Cambria song.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
He's retarded. Retards piss themselves.
The best part was he had done it before. Did you hear the story on the wrap up show about him sitting above the sound board and having to let his piss soak into his pants so it didn't short out the sound board below him?
Richard is not retarded; he's just a hick. Explains everything.
I was crying when Artie recounted his experience at the hospital. An overall great show.
Today's Robin Leach stuff was hilarious. It reminded me of the old days, when Artie really brought his A-game.
Artie's A-game is worth FIVE THOUSAND HUNDRED GRAAAHHHND.
I was dying listening to that part of the show today. Howard and Artie were on fire this morning.
I hate mastertape theater, but Cookiepuss was the funniest thing ever on the show. I've heard it tons of times and it still makes me lol.
Who doesn't?Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
That was on today? Makes sense, since it's Mother's Day weekend.Quote:
but Cookiepuss was the funniest thing ever on the show. I've heard it tons of times and it still makes me lol.
Where is Howard Today?
He's on his helicopter, headed back to his home in the Hamptons. The cost for such luxuries?Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
Fifteen hundred thousand GRAAAAAAAND.
But seriously, all these days off are becoming bullshit. Hopefully the merger will go through soon so I can have some good fallback programming.
Im off today and I get treated with crappy mastertape. Thanks Howard.
And Ralph's name on the screen. Talk about rubbing salt in an open wound.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Like Wasabi
Yeah, seriously. What a bullshit show today.
When did this happen? I must have missed it.
http://www.reuters.com/article/enter...rpc=22&sp=true
It's not even Mastertape theater, it's the "Berry Best" hosted by Ralph. WTF! How about a whole 5 days worth of shows for once.
I heard about the Parton thing last night on the 100 News. She just needs to get over it.
LOL. During the Shatner interview yesterday they were playing the edited clips of his audio book and he was loving it. Dolly Parton is just a prude with huge boobs.
That's the truth. Not even Rush Limbaugh made a big deal about his audio books being spliced. Those were the best IMO ("Ladies and gentlemen, for two weeks I mercilessly ass-raped an innocent dolphin.").
Shatner is awesome. He loved the audio book clips. They even played backstage clips of him talking to Richard, asking him how he did it.
As for Dolly Parton, you'd think a woman whose career was built around her absurdly-huge tit implants wouldn't be such a humorless prude.
And as for the "Best of Ralph" bullshit this morning, wtf? I don't recall anyone announching this crap yesterday. The amount of time Stern's taking off lately is getting really fucking crazy.
BTW, as for the Ralph hate: Ralph is awesome, but Ralph (or anyone else) hosting Mastertape Theater is not.
I bailed after listening to Ralph talk about one of his favorite bits for 45 seconds. I would have preferred a Mammary Lane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
He's more entertaining when he calls in and comments on something. He blows at hosting.
This has to be the first person someone not officially affiliated with the show has gotten their own 4 hour show. Ralph is funny, but he needs to get a fucking job.
Why? Whatever the guy is doing, it's getting him an apartment in NYC that he can lie around in all day instead of wasting his life working for the man. I can't knock him for that.
I'm jealous. If I have to work, Ralph has to fucking work.
Did you hear Ralph's 10 best superhero movies list during the Favreau interview? He should be put to death for that list alone. He put both Fantastic Four movies on the list and left off Batman Begins.
When he named the Tim Burton Batman films as his top two, I thought he was actually going to be correct about something (for once). And then he blew it, and made Batman fans everywhere look like shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpoDaddy
I can let ranking the Tim Burton Batman movies higher than Batman Begins slide but X-Men 3? Superman 2? Both FF4 movies? Someone needs to skullfuck some sense into Ralph. Also, fuck everyone that hates Unbreakable.
Agreed on all counts. And fuck the Berryfaced Homo.Quote:
Originally Posted by SpoDaddy
Howard has some 'splainin to do on Monday.
Ralph listed BOTH FF movies? WTF.
He won't give a shit. He'll just make a joke and forget about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by squall_vb