Transformers Live Action Movie

I liked how the Transformers learned English from the web. It made the occasional "hip" phrase they used make sense as well.

One thing that bummed me out were the trailers. I figured there would be some cool new ones before a major release like Transformers but they were almost all ones I'd seen before, except the horrible-looking Simpsons trailer. That movie will be a steaming pile of shit.

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Originally Posted by Chux

I could go edit while to be why, and edit your quote too. :(

I lose at trolling and writing.

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MOD ADMITTING HE'S TROLLING! REVOKE HIS POWERS!

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

She's hot, alright. But she's in one of this month's mens magazines, Maxim or something, and she has the worst tattoos you've ever seen on a human being. Seriously, they're the type of tattoos a retard (yes, an actual retard) would choose if you gave them $500, sent them to a tattoo parlor and told them to go nuts. I almost thought they were a joke until I read the interview and found out they were real. Horrible.

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doesn't she have a guys name right above her who-ha?

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Originally Posted by Dyne

doesn't she have a guys name right above her who-ha?

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I think so, yeah. Actually, all (or at least most) of her tattoos are text. Like, she has this huge one on the left side of her middle/lower back that says something like "SHE WAS A SWEET LITTLE GIRL UNTIL ONE DAY A BOY BROKE HER HEART." :wtf:

If I was doing her from behind I'd pull out and spooge on it just to cover it up.

I swear to god if anyone debates logic in the Transformers movie I'm going to petition for your name to be changed to "buttcheeks v2.0".

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

One thing that bummed me out were the trailers. I figured there would be some cool new ones before a major release like Transformers but they were almost all ones I'd seen before, except the horrible-looking Simpsons trailer. That movie will be a steaming pile of shit.

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There was a really cool one that was ended with no information besides a release date. I'm hoping it's a new Godzilla movie, but it's ambiguous enough that it could also be about the day when buildings will finally rise up and fight back against their human oppressors.

[edit] Apparently, I was close.

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So what is Cloverfield? According to AICN, it’s a giant monster movie (refferred internally as “The Parasite”) which is shot using home video cameras from the point of view of real people who are experiencing the attack on New York City.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

She's hot, alright. But she's in one of this month's mens magazines, Maxim or something, and she has the worst tattoos you've ever seen on a human being. Seriously, they're the type of tattoos a retard (yes, an actual retard) would choose if you gave them $500, sent them to a tattoo parlor and told them to go nuts. I almost thought they were a joke until I read the interview and found out they were real. Horrible.

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I found this:

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Fox stands out not only for her beauty and acting prowess but for an odd collection of tattoos, the first of which she got when she turned 18. One is a head shot of Marilyn Monroe, another is tribal waves because as she says “I am really in touch with the ocean and I am a surfer. It wasn’t done well. The guy was smoking weed.” Another one is an adapted reference from Shakespear’s KING LEAR reading “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies.”

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Originally Posted by MechDeus

I swear to god if anyone debates logic in the Transformers movie I'm going to petition for your name to be changed to "buttcheeks v2.0".

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:lol: Agreed.

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There was a really cool one that was ended with no information besides a release date. I'm hoping it's a new Godzilla movie, but it's ambiguous enough that it could also be about the day when buildings will finally rise up and fight back against their human oppressors.

[edit] Apparently, I was close.

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Oh, riiight! I hd completely forgotten about that trailer. Everyone in the theater was wodnering what the fuck that one was, especially when the Statue of Liberty's head hit the ground.

Glad it's not Godzilla. Hollywood has already fucked that up once.

The borderline racism in TF was making me a bit uncomfortable. Does Michael Bay think all black people are screaming, high-pitched bitches?

I lived the scene where Starscream took out all those jets, transforming back and forth between his jet and robot forms. That was awesome.

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Originally Posted by Zerodash

The borderline racism in TF was making me a bit uncomfortable. Does Michael Bay think all black people are screaming, high-pitched bitches?

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lol what?

Anthony Anderson played the same stupid, unfunny character he's played in every movie he's ever been in. The same for Bernie Mac. Tyrese was just playing a normal guy, except for the scene near the end where he was all like, "Yo, you transformin' niggas, transfom yo ass into a Caddy, I's gots ta be gettin' mah black azz tos da Kentucky Fried and gets me some o' dat greazy chicken whiles fuckin' white bitches!"

Oh, wait, that didn't happen. Wrong movie.

I'm too lazy to look through all the pages in this thread, but did Josh post the picture of his Optimus Prime Helmet/mask with Voice augmentor? It's pretty sweet.

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Anthony Anderson played the same stupid, unfunny character he's played in every movie he's ever been in. The same for Bernie Mac. Tyrese was just playing a normal guy, except for the scene near the end where he was all like, "Yo, you transformin' niggas, transfom yo ass into a Caddy, I's gots ta be gettin' mah black azz tos da Kentucky Fried and gets me some o' dat greazy chicken whiles fuckin' white bitches!"

Oh, wait, that didn't happen. Wrong movie.

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