Where do I sell my semen and how much money will I make?
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Where do I sell my semen and how much money will I make?
Fucking shit NApOlm.
thread of the geologic era.
I tried doing this in college. Never found anywhere legit.
i deposit mine in my woman, and she makes me dinner and irons my shirts
Be a man whore. That's the only way you're going to sell your jizz and make money off of it.
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Originally Posted by The Chronicle
damn, where do I sign up...Quote:
$900 per month for three samples a week.
Whatever you do - do not let the woman who uses your two-ball compound find out who you are, or you very well may be making child support payments for the next 18 years.
Too lazy to find the story, but I heard of this happening awhile back.
I've only heard of that happening with a doctor who switched the actual sperm samples with his own.
I would still make sure whatever Sperm Bank you go to has an airtight clause somewhere stating that you are not responsible for your jizz after it's in the container.
Fuck the naysayers, I doubt there is anyone here who wouldn't whack off into a cup 3 times a week for $900 a month.
With that said, 95% potential donors are turned down, so I'll cross my fingers and hope I have some magic balls.
I would love to populate the world with more of my genes.
Maybe one day down the road I'll give this a shot.
Here is the hard part.Quote:
Contact a reputable bank via e-mail or phone.
"Hi! I've got balls full of jizz to sell, you buying?"
4 letters man,
eBay.
L@@K R@RE
It would be super profitable if you included a convincing photoshopped pic of your scrotal creases forming the image of Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by arjue
~~~HAUNTED SPOOGE!~~~
LOLZQuote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
that is actually a great story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeremy
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Originally Posted by Jeremy
HAHA
I'll get a job at the sperm bank and switch ALL samples with my own and won't stop until everyone is my child.
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And, yeah...I want to donate sperm, for $900 a month I'd probably, well, donate sperm.
I have been wasting cash money every day of my life. :(
Kidnem0 (7:55:06 PM): SHIT
Kidnem0 (7:55:08 PM): 900 bucks
Mzo0 (7:55:11 PM): RIGHT??
Mzo0 (7:55:15 PM): that is NO joke
Kidnem0 (7:55:18 PM): I bust so many nuts now... FOR FREE
Mzo0 (7:55:20 PM): I am looking this up ASAP
Kidnem0 (7:55:21 PM): throwing money away
Kidnem0 (7:55:35 PM): "catch that nut, that shit is cash money!" - to random hoes
Mzo0 (7:55:40 PM): haha
Mzo0 (7:55:53 PM): I'm gonna blow my wad into coin wraps from now on
I think to donate sperm you have to not be a loser kid who posts on video game message boards.
You have to be a Doctor with a foot long penis.
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzo
I got a good laugh from that.