Confucius, Cats, and Yoda
At first I wanted to make a thread to just compile all of the "Confucius say" one-liners. But then I thought that there must already be 10,000 web pages that do the same thing so it would be a waste. Therefore, this thread is dedicated to Confucius, Cats, and Yoda all giving the same advice. Post away.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Man who walk through door sideways going to Bangkok.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: Man are walking through door. Make your Bangkok.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Walking through door is this man. Sideways he is, yes. A dark Bangkok awaits him.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Man standing on corner with hands in pockets no feeling crazy....feeling nuts.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: Corner man set him up the hands in pockets. Crazy he feeling nuts ha ha ha.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Man on corner standing. Strong with craziness he is not. Hands in pockets to feel nuts, yes.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his order.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: What you back into grinder?! All your ground ass are belong to my order.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: This butcher...back into meat grinder must he. Only then, behind in order get.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: You fly plane upside down you say! Crackup is beginning.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Crackup has this man who flys the plane. Upside down he is, yes?
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Man who run before car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: All your runner are tired before car. Behind car for exhausting ha ha ha.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: A man who runs before the car...tired he is yes? But exhausting forces I see...Running behind the car, this man is.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: Midgeting in crowded elevator for different smell!
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Different smells the midget senses...The crowded elevator, clowds his nose it does.