Confucius, Cats, and Yoda

At first I wanted to make a thread to just compile all of the "Confucius say" one-liners. But then I thought that there must already be 10,000 web pages that do the same thing so it would be a waste. Therefore, this thread is dedicated to Confucius, Cats, and Yoda all giving the same advice. Post away.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Man who walk through door sideways going to Bangkok.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: Man are walking through door. Make your Bangkok.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Walking through door is this man. Sideways he is, yes. A dark Bangkok awaits him.



http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Man standing on corner with hands in pockets no feeling crazy....feeling nuts.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: Corner man set him up the hands in pockets. Crazy he feeling nuts ha ha ha.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Man on corner standing. Strong with craziness he is not. Hands in pockets to feel nuts, yes.



http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his order.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: What you back into grinder?! All your ground ass are belong to my order.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: This butcher...back into meat grinder must he. Only then, behind in order get.



http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: You fly plane upside down you say! Crackup is beginning.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Crackup has this man who flys the plane. Upside down he is, yes?



http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Man who run before car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: All your runner are tired before car. Behind car for exhausting ha ha ha.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: A man who runs before the car...tired he is yes? But exhausting forces I see...Running behind the car, this man is.



http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: Midgeting in crowded elevator for different smell!

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Different smells the midget senses...The crowded elevator, clowds his nose it does.

What?

Don't question, post! :bang:

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Cheebs is an Idiot.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Katz say: Cheebs is an Idiot.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Cheebs is an Idiot.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Cheebs

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: S
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Katz say: T
http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: F

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U!!1

It's Cats, not Katz.

dakidski says: what?

Am I going to be the only one dispensing wisdom around here?

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: All your base are belong to us!

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Man who builds bases near Cats soon wake up with basic problem.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Your bases...Owned by Cats they are. Belong to him, they do.

:lol:

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http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: You have no spiderweb. Make your passionate kiss. Fly is on the way to undoing.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Kiss like spiderweb is, hmmm? Undo the fly you must, for unbalance in the passion there is.

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http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gifConfucius says: Man go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gifCats says: Your butt is itchy! The finger will tap its power and I will break its code, ha.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gifYoda says: Hmm, clouded tomorrow morning is. Wake up with stinky finger you will. Beware the darker side of finger. Dangerous it is.

10 BORDER 1: PAPER 6: CLS : PA
PER 6
15 PRINT AT 3,13;"NIM"
20 PRINT AT 5,5;"This is a gam
e for two"
22 PRINT "players,or one playe
r and the"
24 PRINT "computer"
30 PRINT AT 8,5;"The players t
aketurns to"
32 PRINT "subtract any number
<=a"
34 PRINT "predetermined value
from 100.The"
36 PRINT "winner is the one to
reach 0."
40 PRINT AT 14,0;"What is your
name?"
50 INPUT a$
60 CLS
65 PRINT "Who are you going to
play?"
67 PRINT "(computer=c)"
70 INPUT b$
72 INPUT "Who is going to play
first?";c$
75 CLS
90 LET g=0
95 IF c$=b$ THEN LET g=g+1
100 LET j=100
140 INPUT "Max.no.to be subtrac
ted?";b
145 PRINT AT 3,3;"Max.=";b
150 PRINT AT 11,14;j
170 IF g=0 THEN PRINT AT 19,2;a
$;"s turn": LET g=g+1: GO TO 200
172 IF g=1 AND b$<>"c" THEN PRI
NT AT 19,2;b$;"s turn": LET g=g-
1: GO TO 200
175 IF g=1 AND b$="c" THEN LET
c=j-INT (j/(b+1))*(b+1)
180 IF c=0 THEN LET c=INT (RND*
b+1)
190 LET a=c: LET g=g-1: PRINT A
T 19,2:"Computers turn=";c: PAUS
E 150: GO TO 210
200 INPUT a
210 PRINT AT 19,2;"(30 spaces)"
240 LET a=INT (a)
250 IF a=0 OR a>j OR a>b THEN P
RINT AT 19,2;"Try again(20 space
s)" : GO TO 200
300 LET j=j-a
390 PRINT AT 11,14;"(3 spaces)"
400 PRINT AT 11,15;j
450 IF j=0 THEN GO TO 1000
500 GO TO 170
1000 CLS
1010 IF g=1 THEN PRINT AT 11,3;a
$;"is the winner"
1020 IF g=0 AND b$="c" THEN PRIN
T AT 11,3;"The computer is the w
inner"
1030 IF g=0 AND b$<>"c" THEN PRI
NT AT 11,3;b$;"is the winner"

What?

WTF.

Basic FTL.

aw, sorry, forgot the game name was:
15 PRINT AT 3,13;"CATS"

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Say Yoda: Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transfor.../confucius.gif Confucius say: Man who start down dark path no need better eye...Need jedi.

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Katz.gif Cats say: Gentleman you walking dark path. Your destinies are consuming you say ha ha ha ha.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jetman

http://www.fluffypotato.com/transformers/misc/Yoda.gif Beware the darker side of finger. Dangerous it is.

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Awesome.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...chmentid=17897

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Best use of Christopher Reeve and Icecube yet. :)

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I know what you were all thinking when you woke up today. "Self," you said to yourself, "It's been close to 3 years since we've heard the wisdom of Confucius, Cats, and Yoda. I wish those three would come back."


Confucius say - Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Cats say - Wife are sleeping a husband on sofa. He set him up the prostitute.

Say Yoda - Husband put in doghouse by wife, hmmm? The Husband his own path to the cathouse find.





Confucius say - It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Cats say - I have nails of yours all of them ha ha ha ha. Crib not build or not screw.

Say Yoda - These nails have you for crib building, yes? But for crib filling, this wang have you.