Originally Posted by
Calliander
Wow, this thread is old. First one: Had a job at a gas station in high school. The gas station was right near a movie theater and shitty parents would drop their hoodlum kids off to watch movies. The kids always came to the gas station to get their candy and shit, but they always tried to get cigarettes, too. I took immense joy out of denying them without even asking for ID. This one time, these two girls came in and asked for Newports and I just shook my head no. "Aren't you gonna ask for ID?" I said, "You can't provide me with any, so no." "Come on, I need a pack of Newports! Just give me one!" Shook my head no. "Nobody's gonna know if you give me a pack of Newports!" I was like, "I would know, and I know it's wrong to sell cigarettes to minors." That silenced her, but her friend was like, "She'll show you her tits!" I laughed at that, then said, "Is that all it takes to get girls' shirts off these days? Glad I'm not in middle school any more. At least it was a challenge then. Get out!" Hilarious.