The retail whore drama thread

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Originally Posted by Finch

When i was delivering pizza, a LOT of people thought i was a woman. Little kids would say, "Is that a girl or a boy?" and their parents would tell them to be quiet. I laughed. For some reason i was really happy that people made that mistake..

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The evidence is just piling up.

I had a lady set the alarm off going out the door one time, so I asked her if she could walk through it again. She was all "you wanna frisk me?". Ah, Older women...

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Originally Posted by Finch

i was offered beer at least once, and two really drunk girls told me if i gave them the pizza for free, i could watch them have sex with each other. Of course, like a good boy, i turned all of it down.

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:doubt:

To me that would be a high point in the career of pizza delivery that I would not turn down.

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Originally Posted by Gozen

The evidence is just piling up.

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Originally Posted by g0zen

The evidence is just piling up.

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OMG I'M GOING TO SUDDENLY BE GAY ONE DAY!

No, i've always been like that. When i was a young, free spirit in college, i put my hair in pig tails. Old guys at the mall were really confused.

I think you're the one whose confused.

gOzen... I think i'm in love with you...

I worked retail at a software etc for about 6 years. I always loved the people who would ask “who do I make the check out to?” usually during the holidays and the stress of 12+ hour days I would tell them to make it out to me. AND THEY WOULD! My manager was always amazed how I pulled that one off.



Then you have the hot chicks that come in and buy games for “their man” while bitching about how that’s all he does and she can’t stand it. HELLO…….don’t feed the fire then moron. When Syphon Filter came out we had no shortage of name butchering. Python Fighter an Syphillis Filter come to mind.



Then one day at Toys R Us a woman told me at the end of ringing up her 18 carts of toys that it was tax exempt. Anybody that deals with that crap knows you are supposed to be told that beforehand.

The tax exempt people can suck a dick. They've always made my life difficult.

btw, who is the retail whore?

The one behind the counter.