HOLY SHIT I MIGHT GET RICH!

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Originally Posted by E-Mail

Dear Sir,

I came to know of you in my pravite reseach we decided to do business with you,I am CHUKS PETERS ,a personal consultant to late col. JAMES OKORO,who was one of the victims in 27th Jaunary 2002, Bomb blast explosion.

When col. JAMES OKORO was alive he deposited US$20Million Dollars with the security vault oversea for foreign investment and for the betterment of his family,but unfortunetely he died in the Bomb explosions, all plans he made was to no avoil.

However,I am contacting on behalf of his wife Hannah Okoro who wants your help to claim this fund and help to invest, not that I know you Person but I believe that you are the kind of gentle person who will respect our sharing percentage and give it to her. If you agree she is willing to give you 40% for your assistant.All I require is your honest, co-operation and Sincerity to enable us see this business project go through.

Waiting for your response through this email:chukspeters2@o2.pl
Best regards,
Chuks Peters

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Wow, his excitement in contacting me must have impaired his spelling! This is incredible!

lol spam

You know, I should start replying to these emails getting them excited or something.


Dear Mr. Peters,

Shut up.

Sincerely,
Col. Okoro

I knew Chux was a scammer.

my brother got a letter in the mail last week from some guy in California. he supposedly sent it to a couple hundred people. it rambled on about how he had this disease and how he needed "help". the spelling was poor and there was no information on how to send "help". just kind of bothers me how he got my brothers mailing info in the first place.

Shit, Person. These Bomb blasts getting everyone. There's no assistant.

But he knows you Person, how could this possibly be a scam?!

I remember a website where this guy fucked with some dude in Africa who was trying to scam him out of like $5000, for months. That was some funny as shit, I'm gonna have to try and find that.


http://www.419eater.com/index.htm some hilarious stuff here

I heard with some of these that people get lured to Africa over these e-mails and then bad things happen to them.

Now that's just stupid if people actually go for this shit...

HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!111

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Originally Posted by DEFINITELY A REAL OFFER. DEFINITELY.

From View message header detail Usman Diop <usmandiop13@msn.com>
Sent Monday, February 6, 2006 10:21 pm
Subject JOB OFFER.
Print E-mail

From: Mr.Usman Diop
usmandiop13@msn.com
Dear Sir/Madam,
I represent OMAN COCOA BEAN COMPANY, WEST AFRICA. OMAN COCOA BEAN
COMPANY,
WEST AFRICA to Europe, America and South America.
We have been having problems with clients in your region because they
are
politely refusing to pay for shipments on one excuse or the other so we
need
a representative that can assist us in clearing our money in their
respective countries.
Be informed that as our representative, you will receive 10% of
whatever
amount you receive for the company and the balance will be paid through
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER with the information of the companies
beneficiary we will avail to you or will be paid into an account that
we
will avail to you pending on the amount to be recieved.

This job is rather easy and does not require a lot of expertise. If you
are
interested in this business offer, please email me:
usmandiop13@msn.com

Very Respectfully,
Usman diop,
Manager
OMAN COCOA BEAN COMPANY, WEST AFRICA

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