Straight to Hell.
Thanks for making me feel like shit again this year.
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Straight to Hell.
Thanks for making me feel like shit again this year.
bah, it's a bullshit day anyway.
I'm going to go have sex with my girlfriend, and by "I'm going to go have sex with my girlfriend," I mean "I'm going to go masturbate to some pornography on the Internet."
Valentine's Day is far better than the crybaby bullshit we have to deal with every year as a result of it.
It is a drag having to spend all of this money, but cheer up....Seize the day and have some relations....At least go to a nice strip club.
http://www.myblackvalentine.com/
The good people at EA apparently feel your pain Cheebs. Go ahead, you know you want to.
Verified.Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq
Make sure you slow-mo the whipped cream off the Black page, it basically launches itself into orbit from the released pressure. :lol:
James
the only people that bitch about today are the lonely single fuckers.
Holy shit, you're a fucking genious. Did you figure that out all by yourself? Here's your Mensa application.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
Cheebs is SO bitter
See, mine's like that except it's actually dinner, gift exchange and hot redonkulous V-Day Sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
Which is not different from most nights, so I don't see the big deal :)
For those that are lonely today, fire up GTA SA and go around killing hookers.
I got the Peanuts 1950-1954 collection from my gf as a Valentine's Day gift so Im not complaining. I dont blame people for being pissed off and shit, though. We've all been there.
But this day is so much different than all the others! Love is in the air!
Nice, K3V.
I'm giving those out to girls I know today, just for shits and giggles.
i still need to grab my gf something. i am running out of time...
I sent one to my wife :DQuote:
Originally Posted by PiotrRasputin
When I saw this thread title, I knew it was one of two things:
1. Waah, Valentine's day is a shitty corporate scam, I'm such a non-conformist that my gf and I will burn Cupid in effigy and then go have a gangbang with the homeless.
Or
2. Waaah, no one'll fuck me.
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Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
Okay, it's #2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheebs
Meh... I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm getting brownie points from a couple of girls I've been flirting with by getting them stuffed animals. Which I shall cash in at a later point to get laid... so it's all good.
I know you know this, but just so no one on the board takes you completely at face value, stuffed animals do not equal sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Unless you're having sex with the stuffed animal, of course.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Crap, I'm getting laid, exchanging gifts, etc... and I still think it's a manufactured piece of crap holiday. Take care of your chick during the year and she'll take care of you - fuck this other nonsense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I'm going to go have sex with my girlfriend, and by "I'm going to go have sex with my girlfriend," I mean "I'm going to go have sex with my girlfriend, then I'm going to go masturbate to some pornography on the Internet while she makes me dinner, and finally I'm going to go have sex with my girlfriend again."Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
Right on, nigga.Quote:
Originally Posted by haohmaru
It's actually worse, since it actually requires expenditure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Unless you basically call it off, like we did.
http://hacked.free-bsd.org/funstuff/AllWomen.jpg
On another thought; think of all the lonely single women out there, feeling all shitty today and putting out to the first applicant.
Well duh. Stuffed animals = brownie points, which when you earn enough of them = sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Although, remember this kids. You have to earn those brownie points in multiple ways... if you just keep buying stuffed animals it's not going to do it.
Nobody ever got worthwhile ass from accumulating brownie points. It's not like mailing in proofs of purchases in exchange for a delightful tote bag.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
I know what your saying, but what you are typing goes against ladder theory (which is 100% correct.)Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
all the brownie points in the world does not get you sex. It just helps, sometimes.
It doesn't help as much as handing out swift kicks to the heads.
Me and mine called it off, since it’s a dumb holiday and I have class this evening. And I dont like flowers, jewelry, stuffed animals, or stupid cards. Chocolate yes. Or puppies. day as usual.
Brownie points are like when the Tampa Bay Devil Rays say "we're showing a lot of improvement, we're building for the future" after losing by 10 for the 30th time that season.
He who hesitates, masturbates.
One of these days, we'll find a woman that doesn't like chocolate.Quote:
Originally Posted by M
Nah.
To be honest I forgot that today was valentines day. I was up all night getting ready for my DE test today that I had at 8 am. I tried to go to sleep at 5 am and just laid their half awake with intergals of 4e^-2x runing through my head.
So yeah, I'm gonna go drink a beer, pass out, and not worry about why I'm not having sex tonight or giving someone something pink and stupid.
Go out to a bar and get head in the bathroom from some lonley, drunk, depressed bitch thats looking for love.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheebs
Happy Valentines Day.
My girlfriend calls today "sex day"
Alright.
Why have Christmas? Just take care of your family the rest of the year.Quote:
Originally Posted by haohmaru
And then, why have Birthdays? Just take care of your kids the rest of the year.
And I mean, why have Halloween? Kids can eat candy any day.
And so on and so on...
Today's Valentine's Day? Suppose I should buy something for... hmm... well, I now longer work surrounded by a lot of hot women so I guess I'm not getting anything for anyone this year.
I guess I forgot because it's also Tuesday, which is cheap pint night. Perhaps there will be drunken female idiots there, preferably unattached.
Yup. If a girl wants to fuck you, she'll fuck you, regardless of the millions of brownie points you may have or if you treat her like complete shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
Words of wisdom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Living life like a rock star.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
I beg to differ. Valentines day is just a bullshit day where I have to spend more money on my girlfriend. I don't have a lot of money right now, so I told my girlfriend I would make her dinner... but then I realized that I can't cook anything besides ramen, so I stayed home "sick" today. I'll probably go out and buy her one more bullshit gift and then lay in bed playing the pity card all night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
Have your butler make her dinner.Quote:
Originally Posted by NApOLm321
Mine doesn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by haohmaru
I bought her caffeinated mints, instead.
Yeha, learning that the brownie point system doesn't work at all saves a lot of time, effort, money, and hassle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Too bad she calls it that for everybody.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
Alright.
I'll take it a step further and say that the likelihood of a woman fucking you is inversely proportional to how well you treat her. To a point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I'm staying home with my girlfriend... I was just making suggestions for other people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raz0r
Verified.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
You lazy fuck. Go buy a cookbook and tap that ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by NApOLm321
I hate cooking. That shit just takes too much time and that's the woman's job. I bought a HDTV and it's currently sitting in her dorm room along with my GC, games, and a few DVDs.
We're just going to order Chinese, exchange cards, and fuck. This is how it should be.
Yes in both accounts.Quote:
Originally Posted by dakidski
Bad breath? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
Not always. Yeah, crapping on her is a very reliable stand-by, but the wise man will recognize an especially downtrodden, insecure lass and realize how just the right amount of kindness will make her vagina leap out of her pants like a jack-in-the-box.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
FEH.
BTW, the girlfriend and I don't usually make a big deal out of Valentine's Day. She's stopping by tonight and we'll probably go out and hit a restaurant, provided they're not all packed.
This sounds like a plan, if work sucks tonight though, then hell with it, I'll have a date with WoW:Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/...lovebanner.jpg
Did I say I was buying?Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
Yeah, we should just neglect everyone in our lives except on Hallmark sanctioned holidays. Give it a rest.Quote:
Originally Posted by shidoshi
Halloween and birthdays can stay, xmas and valentines can just fucking die.
Valentines Day has no personal meaning to anyone and is just arbitrary and expensive.
Couples are pressured into spending money needlessly, and single people are made to feel awkward.
And for all those people who say 'Oh yeah, well I'm getting laid tonight!' I say this; if you need an excuse to fuck your girlfriend, or vice versa, then the joke's on you.
Oh, and one other thing that sucks about Valentine's Day is that, because pretty much every couple is doing something together at the same time, none of my friends are free to hang out, so I have to get high and play videogames by myself. :(
The best thing to come of Valentine's Day was the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
Oh you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kev
The best thing to come of Valentine's Day is the cheap chocolates you get on the 15th.
Sounds like a good night to me! Then again, I'm taking 4 literature courses right now and am buried in books, so pretty much anything anyone else is doing, ever, sounds awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by kedawa
Whenever I get down about my current situation, I think about how insane the girl I was dating around this time last year was, and I feel a (little) bit better. I kind of miss having pussy delivered to me rather than to have to hunt for it, but other than that, life isn't bad. I got her the white "SHIT BITCH YOU IS FINE" bear last Valentine's Day, though. It went over pretty well.
Tonight, I'm drinking and writing papers. Just like every other night. Hell, maybe I'll squeeze in some WoW time, just because that image of happy taurens in love is incredible.
True.Quote:
Originally Posted by kedawa
I've had it work many a times in the past. It just depends on the type of ass you're looking for. Some girls are worth the work.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
Way to totally not understand the point I was making.Quote:
Originally Posted by kedawa
The point is, even though we show attention to people all throughout the year, we still have special days for things. We still celebrate a birthday, we still try to treat our fellow man better for Christmas, we still have a special day just for giving kids candy and letting them dress up.
We have a special day for love and romance. If you say "oh it has no meaning and it is just a commercial holiday," then I feel sorry for you because of how bitter you are. Pretty much every holiday is a "commercial" holiday anymore. That isn't the point, the point is what you make of it.
If you sad sacks are going to be bitter and pissy and just bitch and moan about the day, then stop celebrating all holidays that have lost their meaning and are just "corporate greed" days and whatnot and sit in your house all day on those days bitching about The Man and how the social structure sucks.
And seriously, on no, GOD FORBID you have to make a bit more effort today for the girl in your life, even though you're "working so hard" throughout the year for her.
How fucking special is it when it's a day for every fucking couple on the planet?
I'm not saying we shouldn't have special days for people.
By all means, commemorate the anniversary of the day you first met, first kissed, first screwed, or whatever, just as long as it's a personal event with some sentimental significance to you and your partner.
And why exactly do you think not celebrating something has to involve sitting at home sulking?
Here's a thought; just treat it like any other day, and if it comes up in discussion (like on, GASP!, a message board) then offer your opinion on why you don't observe that holiday.
I'm not bitter or sad, I'm just pointing out how silly and shallow the whole thing is.
What I'm saying is that if you can't get into the spirit of the day for one day, you're sad. Simple as that. If you don't choose to participate in it, that's fine, but don't complain and moan like a bitch and say how it's just a conspiracy of the greeting card companies.
Your argument goes against EVERY holiday, so I'm trying to figure out if you're saying every holiday is silly and shallow. What about the Fourth of July? Why should we have a special day just for saying that it's nice that America exists? We can do that every day, so screw having a special day. Repeat that argument for every other holiday.
The point of Valentine's Day, commercial or not, is not that that is the only day to be nice to your loved one - the point is it is a holiday for celebrating that thing. Not participating or being into it is one thing, but crying about how stupid it is and how it is a sham is ridiculous.
It is rather commercial, as most holidays today are, but it's a valid excuse for me to get bizzay, so I for one shall not complain.
I played guitar, I ate food I didn't have to pay for, sat around after work being lazy, I listened to Zyklon, Emperor, Immortal and Venom and then saw the new Darkthrone album leaked on torrentit.com.
My Valentines Day > Yours
My whole point is that it is an impersonal and arbitrary holiday pertaining to a personal relationship.Quote:
Originally Posted by shidoshi
America became a nation on the 4th of July, for everyone.
What makes Feb. 14th special for you and your girlfriend?
Probably nothing.
If you have a problem with people hating on Valentine's Day, maybe you should avoid thread's with titles like 'Valentine's Day can go to Hell.'
Also note that you're bitching more than anyone else in this thread.
Do you really need an excuse?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocca
An excuse is an excuse, whether you need it or not. Ain't nothing wrong with an extra excuse! Go holidays!
Haha, I wish I'd said this. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by kedawa
I had an awesome V-Day, see haul thread for more details!
Now that makes it a special day.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
Congrats.
Thanks! I am so happy right now. We are two nerds in love! :sweat:Quote:
Originally Posted by kedawa
I worked today. From 1-10.
When I was like 18 or so, I broke up with a girl on Valentine's Day.
At a Social Distortion show.
YODA ONE FOR ME!
LOL!
But yeah, today was great.
Trial and I had an awesome Valentine's Day. I bought Grandia III (picking it up today) for him, and he is going to buy me the Hare+Guu starter set (first DVD + box + AFRO WIG). There was dinner...and cuddling.....and other things like puppies...yes.
Valentine's Day is what you make of it :P Stop whining.
Every day is what you make of it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Galaxia
Valentines went buy a little bit better than I expected. I bought the woman a gift card to victorias secret (basically a gift for myself), and then I bought her some $5 flowers (lol), I printed that pimp valentines day picture and made that into a card, and took her out to dinner.
In return I got a new copy of Dark Side of the Moon (I scratched my old disc to shit trying to shove it in a cd player high), a $15 gift card to itunes (who pays to download music?), some iStickthistoyourdashboardsoyoucanholdupyouripod thing, and some sweet sweet lovin.
Hey, this is novel. Videogame geeks complaining about how they're single on a gaming message board and using the words "corporate" and "society" a lot because no one likes them.
Know what's sad? I did not even remember today was Valentine's Day until I read this thread (and when I read it, it's actually over hurr).
So it may be a bit belated, but I went out with my girlfriend for a quiet dinner:
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...id=18572&stc=1
....
Wow, think of all of the useful things your partner could have done with the money blown there. It's nice for him to make such a statement about the relationship between you two but I doubt that was the most efficient manner in doing so -- it probably was not even necessary.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
(I just find the money spent on crap like rocks and rings and weddings to be a giant display of excess and waste.)
As a tangental reply to omfgninjas, I find the lack of misogynic attitudes in this thread (which is usually very typical of TNL) to be surprising and jarring. I guess even videogame-playing woman haters need some love.
-Dippy
Tonight wasn't nearly as bad as I had planned for.
Went to a party, had a few drinks, made an ass out of myself with the dancing, and had a good time.
Better than sitting at home playing WoW, but not as good as it should have been.
Did you even read anything in this thread, or are you just guessing at what was said?Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
Quoted for truth. I showed the tattoo on my back in exchange for having a girl pull up her shirt to show off both pierced tits, and also pull her pants down to show her tramp stamp. They were hot. I had planned on doing work tonight instead.
And the little fucking toaster disney movie is fucked up when high.
I don't buy into the whole buy your other a gift thing for Valentine's Day.
Christmas and her birthday are a little over a month apart and then I have to spring for something on Valentine's day, as well. I'm not a millionaire.
Then you tell her that and make her something crafty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raz0r
Or you tell her and not get her anything at all. Any girl who would dump you for not buying crap for her one day a year probably isn't right for you.
Any girl you're not willing to put a little time and effort into for a holiday specifically about that you're probably not right for.
Haha, wow OK. We have all the things we need (big ass HDTV, games galore, DVDs, cars) and he decided to take things to the next level (heh) and propose to me. Yes there is a ring involved, but I would have said yes even if he didn't buy me anything. The ring is just icing on the cake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dipstick
Ooh, congratulations!Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
POTDQuote:
Originally Posted by Dipstick
...maybe even the week.
he probably just glanced over your sob shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by kedawa
Well, V-day came and went again this year and didn't bother me a bit. I'm used to it by now. The good news is, my birthday is in 2 days so I'm happy.
you can stop pretending bbobb, nobody believes you actually get laid.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
gratz,Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
hasn't someone shot you yet, slant eye?Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq
Eh, whatevah.Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
IAWTP. Also, Iowa is gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
The only thing that made me mad yesterday was the fact that it took me over 90 minutes to get my carry out from PF Changs.
Stupid happy couples eating their stupid chinese food making my order take 50 minutes longer than it should have. I hate Valentine's Day! Boo!
I worked, then came home, looked around at TNL, then did some homework, then surfed porn for 2 HOURS. I repeat 2 HOURS!
Beat that all of you happy couples and your quick 5 minute sexcapades and $100 dinners.
There was a lot of traffic yesterday afternoon when I got off of work. This made me very angry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eirikur