Post Your Pictures Part X: No Fat Chicks Part II

I get a hair cut. I have a hair style. Enough.

No, please. Continue. It is fascinating discussion.

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

Say exactly what you mean, you dumb ass. Most men don't live in gay idiot land where style means cut. When was the last time you saw a straight man come back from a hair cut and say "Dude, I so got a hair style." Never, because straight men don't talk like that.

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For a straight man who complains about not getting any action and how horrible women are for not wanting to touch you you seem to have all of the answers when it comes to style.

A) Style does not mean cut.

B) You do not have style.

C) Stop making excuses and hiding behind the fact that you'll be gay if you talk about grooming. Perhaps if you have a lisp and it's all you fucking ever talk about, yeah, but when you want to get a hair style or cut then it's perfectly acceptable to stop talking about vagina, all of the nice racks and tits you saw that day, or how awesome that bloody red steak you ate for lunch was with your buddies and talk about grooming. I think the fact that you're worried about looking gay has everything to do with the fact that you're not getting any, it says you lack confidence, which is an attribute that helps ugly men land gorgeous women (big dick's and being funny help too).

protip: Hygeine and grooming are important to any woman worthwhile.

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Originally Posted by Scourge

No, please. Continue. It is fascinating discussion.

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That was for you big guy.

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Originally Posted by Andrew

when you want to get a hair style or cut then it's perfectly acceptable to stop talking about vagina, all of the nice racks and tits you saw that day, or how awesome that bloody red steak you ate for lunch was with your buddies and talk about grooming.

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I got my hair cut yesterday. I talked to the hot Asian chick who cuts my hair about her boobs. She brought it up.

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Originally Posted by Scourge

I got my hair cut yesterday. I talked to the hot Asian chick who cuts my hair about her boobs. She brought it up.

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The brunette on the right cuts my hair (no, neither of those guys are me). For a 42 year-old she's damn fine.
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Originally Posted by Nomi

Seriously, did anyone else at all remember that Mars was a girl? She's said it before several times, or what could at least have been interpreted as being a gay male. This isn't shocking to me, it just reminded me.

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Actually, I thought she was a lesbian.

I don't mean any offense by that. Which probably makes it even more offensive.

I shower and put on deoderant every day, except days i'm not doing anything. I feel gross by the end, so i usually end up showering anyway. If i'm going somewhere important, i might turn the heater on in my car on and point the vents towards my hair.
Every 3-5 months i shave all my hair off, or in the case of last time, almost all my hair. Before anyone asks, no, not that hair.
I wash my clothes when i can, but that's not often.

That's what i do. I don't talk about bossoms or chacha (tee hee hee!) much, if at all. I don't worry about people calling me gay. It doesn't matter to me anymore.

Am I the only one that though that MarsKitten was a quantum space anomoly that is posting from 15 years in the future? I feel like the odd man out.

Hey wow. Lets make a HUGE FUCKING DEAL ABOUT IT. A girl on the internet? It can't be possible!

P.S. A hair style is what you do in front of the mirror before you go out. a hair cut is what you get at the barber shop.

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Originally Posted by Finch

I shower and put on deoderant every day

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Lies.

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except days i'm not doing anything.

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I shower at least once a day no matter what I'm doing.

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Originally Posted by Josh

P.S. A hair style is what you do in front of the mirror before you go out. a hair cut is what you get at the barber shop.

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omg you should totally go to a salon.