http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060313/...le_isaac_hayes
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The backlash from that Tom Cruise scientology episode was retarded. Scientology isn't a religion, it's a tax exempt mafia.
If hayes did this before he recorded that episode, I might believe him. As-is, I think someone in the church pressured him in one way or another to leave.
This is a tragedy.
Well, not really, but it's a shame.
Wow. What bullshit reasoning. You can dish it out, but ya can't take it, eh, Chef?
Yes. It's a baggy-pants farce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
what a bigot.
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I wonder if they'll do an episode where they kill Chef off?
I wanna see how they kill him off. Probaby have a giant vagina eat him or something.
Then the kids will stumble in and see the very end of it.
"OMG They killed Chef!"'
This is exactly what I think happened. In interviews after the episode came out, his attitude was basically "well, this is what South Park is, everyone gets theirs eventually." The church got to him and forced him to quit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frogacuda
That's one church I might actually call evil. Scientology clouds minds with pants and rutabegas.
I wouldnt call it church that is evil because its not a church. Its just horse shit.
Its a power base.
100% agree. You can dish it out, but can't take it. I'm a christian, but I can take the rips and crap, my faith gets all the time. In some cases its warrented. I have no problem.
And yes in some areas Christianity is a religion. But if you know me I don't care what you worship. My actions will show what Chrisianity is all about.
**End my speech from the pulpit.*
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"South Park" co-creator Matt Stone responded sharply in an interview with The Associated Press Monday, saying, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology... He has no problem Ń and he's cashed plenty of checks Ń with our show making fun of Christians."
Damn Scientolgists. How did they get to Isaac Hayes? Thought he'd be smarter than that.
They sucked on his chocolate, salty balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
They better, I don't want to hear any other voice coming out of Chef's mouth. Isaac Hayes is Chef and if he's gone then Chef should be gone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
However I do hope they find a way to bring back Chef's parents into the show. Maybe they can move back from Scotland after Chef dies and take over his role in the show.
I agree with you there. 100% as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate05
EDIT: I never figured anyone on that show to be a hypocrite. Especially considering how that show has ragged on EVERY religion, even their own (Mormon).
lol, I guess he was tired of making money.
He should have a sit down with Dave Chappelle then.
Matt Stone is Jewish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
They rag on Jews like every episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by sleeveboy
I'm sure it'll be even more off the wall than that. I wouldn't be surprised if they kill Chef, and Isaac Hayes in the same episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by Error
What a nutbag. How does Isaac Hayes of all people become a Scientologist. Doesn't seem to fit the profile we see of him.
My prediction: Tom Cruise is going to kill Chef
I felt the same way when I found out that most of my friends believe in an invisible man in the sky that watches over you and shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by portnoyd
Most Jews seem to have a much better sense of humor about their religion than Christians do.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
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Originally Posted by sethsez
Dude, the only people you hear about are the vocal whining assholes like Pat Robertson and James Dobson. Most Christians are not like that. The country is like 75% Christian, do you think all of South Park's viewership is within the 25%?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
I didn't mean that Jews don't bitch about being made fun of or that all Christians are uptight assholes or anything. What I meant is that you see Jewish entertainers making fun of themselves far more than you see Christians do.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
Then again, Jewish entertainers usually love to point out that they're Jewish far more than anyone else, also.
So does any "minority" comedian. Because the majority always has preconcieved notions about them so pointing them out = lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
Comedy is mostly stupid btw.
IBTNQuote:
Originally Posted by Josh
One thing that annoys me are stand-up acts. Most don't actually tell jokes anymore, they just point out common experiences and I guess simply finding something the audience can relate to is supposed to be "funny." They played this clip on the radio where this guy was talking about going to the gym, and how he got winded on the treadmill and how his trainer was pointing out girls asses. And the crowd ate it up.
There's so little true wit out there.
WTF is scientology? WTF are they promising to people that they would get so worked up over it. I'm to lazy to check wikipedia
Then wallow in ignorance, you lazy bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by avatar
I'm tired of wallowing:(
And i don't want to go searching around for what looks like a cult on a public computer.
It's one thing to believe in God from being raised that way. I highly doubt Isaac Hayes was born into scientology. He made a conscious adult decision to get involved with these loonies. He just didn't seem in the same class of moron as Tom Cruise and John Travolta.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
But maybe I'm giving him a little too much credit.
yeah - if you get into scientology, you're pretty much a fucking idiot, no matter who you are. its a shame, he was funny.
Have you guys already forgotten that I'm a Scientologist? Gah. Anyway, Hayes made the right decision for the sake his body Thetans.
Stone told The AP he and co-creator Trey Parker "never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."
You not allowed to mention that until you have paid for level 6B, Wog.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure Trey Parker isn't mormon, but from what I've gathered via internets, he dated a mormon girl for a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fighter-X
lol I'm not talking to you anymore, freak.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
Yeah Comedy ain't what it used to be.
Nor Christians.
A shame he's gone, the show won't be the same without him. And I really don't want them to try and pull a Cheers and replace his Coach with a Woody. I really very much doubt there's a Woody Allen out there to his Nicholas Colasanto. They should just kill him off in a weird-ass way that leaves the door slightly ajar should he ever decide to come back.
They'll just write the character spot entirely after they kill off his character. The show has functioned fine without Chef on many occasion.
How the fuck is he a Scientologist? Really, HOW is an american born red blooded black man a fucking scientologist? HOW!?!
Are these people gassing houses and brainwashing people?
... Woody Allen != Woody HarrelsonQuote:
Originally Posted by Ragnarok the Red
Excellent question. My only answer: he has mad money.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
This episode writes itself.
Chef is kidnapped by Tom Cruise. The boys go to rescue him and find that Chef has been brain washed! So much so that his voice is different. The only way to free Chef, is to kill him. Thus is the circle of life.
OH YEAH!? Well I'll SUE your ass..How do you like that? Huh!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
Aliens turn Chef into a clam. The clam is then kept in a tank in the classroom, in case Hayes ever decides to come back. Doesn't permanantly burn any bridges, and still gets a Scientology joke in (albiet one that isn't as obvious as Tom Cruise going nuts).Quote:
Originally Posted by Rumpy
Yeah, I think they won't adress it at all in the show and just not have chef appear anymore.
fuck chef, we need uncle phil from the fresh prince of bel'air.
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Originally posted by IronPlant:
How the fuck is he a Scientologist? Really, HOW is an american born red blooded black man a fucking scientologist? HOW!?!
Are these people gassing houses and brainwashing people?
And they want that money.Quote:
Originally posted by Brisco Bold:
Excellent question. My only answer: he has mad money.
OMG THE THOUGHT POLICE ARE GONNA GET YOU..Quote:
Originally Posted by avatar
LOLWTF.
AKA The Shredder.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrWhitefolks
And War MachineQuote:
Originally Posted by soundwave
On Opie and Anthony today they played some audio from a recent interview they did with Hayes. They asked him about the scientology episode, and they said that it would be silly to get bent out of shape about that, and he thought it was funny.
Kinda backs up my theory on the first page.
It's a pretty realistic theory, and I love the Tom Cruise episode idea. Hayes leaving won't hurt the show too much since hasn't been a major character in a while.
*checks imdb* Well... I'll be damned.Quote:
Originally Posted by soundwave
http://uncleshredder.ytmnd.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
OMG THE THOUGHT POLICE ARE OUT MY HOUSEQuote:
Originally Posted by johnk_
OMG WTF DO I DO!?
They should replace him with Morgan Freeman.
And change the "Southpark" setting to Antartica.
And replace all the characters with penguins.
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Isaac Hayes did not quit "South Park." My sources say that someone quit it for him.
I can tell you that Hayes is in no position to have quit anything. Contrary to news reports, the great writer, singer and musician suffered a stroke on Jan. 17. At the time it was said that he was hospitalized and suffering from exhaustion.
It’s also absolutely ridiculous to think that Hayes, who loved playing Chef on "South Park," would suddenly turn against the show because they were poking fun at Scientology.
Last November, when the “Trapped in a Closet” episode of the comedy aired, I saw Hayes and spent time with him in Memphis for the annual Blues Ball.
If he hated the show so much, I doubt he would have performed his trademark hit song from the show, “Chocolate Salty Balls.” He tossed the song into the middle of one of his less salacious hits and got the whole audience in the Memphis Pyramid to sing along.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,188463,00.html
So sethsez was right and Issac Hayes may not have actually quit South Park, and this is all one big scientology conspiracy. I'm also wondering why his stroke wasn't as highly reported when this whole Isaac quiting South Park thing came out.
That sounds really weird. Who would put out a quote under his name and then have the press run with it? Why wouldn't he come out and say that he never said such a thing or quite the show? It's damaging his image, you'd think he'd make some effort to say otherwise. It's also strange how this came up 4 months after it even aired.
Tom Cruise vs. 'South Park'?
Parker and Stone: 'Million-year war for Earth has just begun'
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http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...eut/index.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by CNN
Hilarious!
Seems they're doing a new episode covering the Issac Hayes/Chef thing after all...
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Originally Posted by IMDB
Fuck, you stole my post!Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are the funniest people to have ever walked the face of the planet.Quote:
"Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"
... They turned Chef into ... Darth Pedophile Chef?
Pretty clever way to deal with the problem I say.
No, it was rampant bigotry against some people's hallowed religion..
HAIL XENU!
Damn funny episode and they really fucked Chef up.
Wait, if you were playing scientologist wouldn't you be fighting the war against Xenu?
Hilarious ep tonight, and I didn't even realize a new one would be shown until I happened to switch on CC and see it. Here are the Darth Chef caps I took tonight. -
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1687/darthshef5lt.jpg
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/1844/darthchef29iv.jpg
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/5...thchef33jd.jpg
Or would I?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
Crafty.
Chef's return
Now that's goddamn hilarious.
Ok... maybe I'm missing something obvious but... what does Scientology have to do with molesting children? I'm not saying that I'm taking the Scientologists' or Issac Hayes' side at all but... child molestation just seems kind of irrelevent?
The episode isn't about scientology.
They already did an episode about scientology
But the dialogue between the south park people and chef about leaving and coming back and still being friends and blah blah blah obviously is linked to the real life happenings between isaac and the show.
Right but clearly the conflict came from Scientology. It would seem that the Super Adventure Club or whatever is Scientology, right? I haven't actually seen the episode except for a 2 or 3 min. clip.
Before watching it, since I'm at work, is it Isaac Hayes, or not?
L. Ron Hubbard was unusually fond of young boys. Hmmm..Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
It's an amazing slam on Issac Hayes, at any rate. A bear and a mountain lion? Fuck!
The super adventure club is whatever you want it to be. You're reading way too far into this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
it simply relates to the idea of going away, plus they deal with the idea of being brainwashed. But they're not saying scientologists are pedophiles, but that should be obvious.
His voice is just chopped up samples from previous episodes. God damn, they fucked up Chef BIG TIME.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
lol awesome.
I want everyone to realize that this is a link to the Scientology ep.Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
I love the way they deliberately made the samples more stilted and choppy than they needed to be. I don't know why, but it makes it even funnier.
BTW, youtube doesn't seem to have the whole ep, it goes up to part IV, but that's not the whole thing.
I don't know if I agree with you. I don't think it's reading too far into it to assume that the Super Adventure Club is likely representing Scientologists.Quote:
Originally Posted by FirstBlood
Issac Hayes leaves for a while joins Scientology and comes back a different person.
Chef leaves for a while joins the Super Adventure Club and comes back a different person.
Again, I haven't seen the episode yet so if there's a big piece that I'm missing here then let me know.
Whoa, the guy who did Darth Chef's voice is the same actor who voiced Darth Maul. He was also in Shaun of the Dead, as Shaun's pissed off roommate.
No you hit the nail on the head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
At the same time, Super Adventure Club only represents Scientology in the sense that it' a crazy group their friend got mixed up in. It being a child molestation club has nothing to do with scientology directly. They could have made it about anything they wanted and it would illustrate the same point.
It's funny though. I wanna put my balls in your rectum kekekeke
It's a parody of Scientology. If you saw the Closet episode and then see this episode, you'll see the parallels between the episodes (reuising some jokes). But it wasn't about Scientology itself because they already did that with the Closet episode. Last nights episode was about Chef. He comes back a changed person and despite the boys efforts to get their friend back, they lose him. As said by Kyles eulogy at the end, don't remember the weird Chef of the past few days, but the Chef we all knew and loved. It's not Chefs fault he took a turn for the worse, but the fruity club that forced him to change.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
The situation was handled really well and with respect. And it was really fucking funny too.
Rezo nailed it. Just a crazy group that makes no sense that converts people as it sees fit to fill an agenda.Quote:
Originally Posted by rezo
Yeah, saying that the super adventure club isn't even a slight representation of Scientology is sort of buffoonish. Calling them brainwashing child molesters is indirectly calling Scientologists a bunch of brainwashing child molesters.Quote:
Originally Posted by FirstBlood
... I didn't know Shaun's roommate voiced Darth Maul. Neat.Quote:
Originally Posted by salmonax
I stopped watching Southpark a few years ago but I caught the Closet episode last week online and it was freaking brilliant. It's great to see Matt and Trey continuing to push this issue, it's a shame Comedy Central didn't have the grapefruits to re-run the Closet episode though.
I'll catch this latest one online as well since until Comedy Central grows a set, they don't deserve my eye-balls on their advertiser's spots.
The Super Adventure Club rapes children because L. Ron Hubbard was arrested multiple times for sleeping with children. I think they mentioned it briefly in the first Scientology episode.
Anyway, they just really wanted to slam Scientology with a silly, over-the-top attack via allegory.
I thought that was funny as hell, especially how they spliced together random voice samples. I actually thought the eulogy was touching.
I laughed really hard when he said "Jimbo" they must had to splice all sorts of things together to get him to say it, or they just had someone try to impersonate him, but do a bad job of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl