Introducing Zip y pokey:The Worlds Worst Webcomic

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21 Mar 2006, 06:03 PM
maruchan

Introducing Zip y pokey:The Worlds Worst Webcomic

I have made my own webcomic, i have no artistic skills. But why not right, my goal is to make it suck, and suck hard.

The 1st ever, Zip y pokey, the Worlds Worst Webcomic.

http://www.boomspeed.com/eloc/zip.png
21 Mar 2006, 06:04 PM
Josh

I demand part 2.
21 Mar 2006, 06:08 PM
Sqoon

Hell, yeah.
21 Mar 2006, 06:09 PM
maruchan

No promisses but there might be a new panel tomrrow..

:D
21 Mar 2006, 06:10 PM
Joust Williams

lol.
21 Mar 2006, 08:23 PM
Drewbacca

No "I can think of a worse one." comments yet? Weird.
21 Mar 2006, 08:38 PM
Finch

I like the bunny.
21 Mar 2006, 08:44 PM
Thief Silver

If it makes you happy Andrew, I enjoyed this first strip more than I have enjoyed Robobo.
21 Mar 2006, 10:10 PM
Diff-chan

Nice.

Isnt the worst I've seen, though.
21 Mar 2006, 11:13 PM
maruchan

I'm still working on the designs i thought pokey was a little to plain for my taste.. so i decded to zip him up...

some designs i had for him

http://www.boomspeed.com/eloc/pokey.png
21 Mar 2006, 11:24 PM
Finch

I like the original.
21 Mar 2006, 11:25 PM
station82o

i'm a fan maruchan - great work
22 Mar 2006, 05:36 AM
arjue

encore!
22 Mar 2006, 03:00 PM
maruchan

boppy de do, heres number #2

http://www.boomspeed.com/maruchan/zp22tbc.jpg

ps. thx for josh for the coloring..:D
22 Mar 2006, 03:04 PM
Josh

Maruchan is brilliant. Seriously.
22 Mar 2006, 03:09 PM
Revoltor

When will you have t-shirts for sale?

I'll buy 5 of them.

(mugs and mousepads too)
22 Mar 2006, 03:11 PM
dave is ok

SO TRUE. 10/10
22 Mar 2006, 03:57 PM
Diff-chan

LOL.

maruchan.

Get this shit on a website.

For reals.
22 Mar 2006, 03:57 PM
station82o

lol nice
22 Mar 2006, 11:27 PM
Tracer

Jawsome.
23 Mar 2006, 02:46 PM
maruchan

boba de do hers #3
http://www.boomspeed.com/maruchan/zp32su.jpg

thx to josh for coloring.. so yah..
23 Mar 2006, 04:08 PM
Revoltor

Pokey's not a jerk, he just doesn't know.
23 Mar 2006, 04:48 PM
Scourge

Are they gonna race soon?
23 Mar 2006, 05:42 PM
maruchan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scourge

Are they gonna race soon?

why would they race...
23 Mar 2006, 06:31 PM
rezo

it is a mystery
23 Mar 2006, 06:32 PM
Salsashark

This is good but you need an editor Maruchan. Do a google image search for bowel and see what I mean. Unless, I didn't get the joke O_O
23 Mar 2006, 06:35 PM
Revoltor

I got a comic that's more on your level...
23 Mar 2006, 06:54 PM
rezo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Salsashark

This is good but you need an editor Maruchan. Do a google image search for bowel and see what I mean. Unless, I didn't get the joke O_O

Turtle soup is known for helping relieve pains from inflammatory bowel disease.
23 Mar 2006, 06:58 PM
Salsashark

Oooh.
24 Mar 2006, 12:25 AM
Rich

Quote:

Originally Posted by rezo

Turtle soup is known for helping relieve pains from inflammatory bowel disease.

The things TNL teaches me.
24 Mar 2006, 12:43 AM
Doc Holliday

Is that a ufo in the background or one of those fortune things Buddha totes around?

http://lightstones.com/images/IvoryBuddhaHotei.jpg
24 Mar 2006, 02:05 AM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by rezo

Turtle soup is known for helping relieve pains from inflammatory bowel disease.

It's clever wordplay...BUT INTENTIONAL!?
24 Mar 2006, 02:41 AM
maruchan

its ufo by the way..
24 Mar 2006, 12:25 PM
Cowdisease

LOL. Josh signed his coloring with a "JWB". Awesome.
24 Mar 2006, 04:09 PM
maruchan

#4
I added some one new, i made thsi robot in junior high, way back in 1994. So i thought it would be cool to add him..

http://www.boomspeed.com/maruchan/zp411qw.jpg
24 Mar 2006, 05:41 PM
Thief Silver

I have to admit, it's not as good as the third one, so it is indeed getting worse. But I still cracked a smile at "sweet,speech bubbles."
24 Mar 2006, 09:29 PM
Tracer

It supposed to be bad. You're all missing the point, if anything, I'd say maruchan is getting closer and closer to his vision. I demands more.
24 Mar 2006, 10:09 PM
rezo

Excellent work again, maruchan. With the turtle's wordplay in calling the robot lame(in reference to his character and walking ability) because he is all too concious of his own mobility issues, while the rabbit who has no such problems and is quite confident(though not necessarily deservedly so) in himself shows his obliviousness to the social threat the turtle sees by making a comment in the metahumor style that has defined the strip from the beginning, which altogether combines to form a rather insightful bit of commentary on human behavior, all the while maintaining the guise of a crappy comic full of odd misspellings and crude art. Bravo.
26 Mar 2006, 11:53 AM
FirstBlood

The turtle soup one actually made me laugh. Stop sucking at sucking.
26 Mar 2006, 01:13 PM
Revoltor

Quote:

Originally Posted by rezo

Excellent work again, maruchan. With the turtle's wordplay in calling the robot lame(in reference to his character and walking ability) because he is all too concious of his own mobility issues, while the rabbit who has no such problems and is quite confident(though not necessarily deservedly so) in himself shows his obliviousness to the social threat the turtle sees by making a comment in the metahumor style that has defined the strip from the beginning, which altogether combines to form a rather insightful bit of commentary on human behavior, all the while maintaining the guise of a crappy comic full of odd misspellings and crude art. Bravo.

Brilliant analysis.
27 Mar 2006, 02:52 AM
napalm

I'd say the 2nd one has been the funniest, which also means it was the worst, if you're trying to make it suck. Good show.
28 Mar 2006, 06:36 PM
Grey's Anatomy

I think you should have them meet Jesus.
30 Mar 2006, 06:39 PM
Master

I need somebody to PM me when he has a thousand strips done. Then I will spend 35 minutes reading through all of them saying "meh" in my head after each one.

Just like real web comics! Keep up the mediocre work!

PS: Maruchan has finally contributed something to TNL. And the world.
03 Apr 2006, 06:58 PM
maruchan

Guess whos back, thats right, are favorite duo
zip y pokey
http://www.boomspeed.com/maruchan/zp5.gif
03 Apr 2006, 10:09 PM
Finch

That's actually the best one yet. Like, it could be good.
05 Apr 2006, 01:15 PM
Thief Silver

I loled.
06 Apr 2006, 05:25 AM
Tommy Tallarico

I want t-shirts.
06 Apr 2006, 08:43 PM
Rumpy

I'd take a coffee mug.
06 Apr 2006, 10:39 PM
Rich

I want a shirt of the second square of the last comic.
07 Apr 2006, 10:11 AM
YellerDog

Maruchan is our generation's Charles Schultz.
07 Apr 2006, 10:24 PM
Brand X

I am currently working on an animated Zip y pokey, more details soon.
07 Apr 2006, 11:07 PM
YellerDog

Woah there, sport. This is maruchan's show.
08 Apr 2006, 04:07 AM
Tommy Tallarico

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrAnDX105

I am currently working on an animated Zip y pokey, more details soon.

I know for a fact that this won't be good (and not in the maruchan way).
08 Apr 2006, 01:07 PM
g0zen

I've already pitched the Zip v pokey movie to Pixar.
08 Apr 2006, 01:18 PM
Revoltor

Zip and Pokey plushies plz.
10 Apr 2006, 03:02 PM
Drewbacca

Wallpapers.
10 Apr 2006, 03:29 PM
Mman

I want a zip y pokey vibrator (it should have 2 speeds)
10 Apr 2006, 08:09 PM
Rich

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mman

it should have 2 speeds

Zip and Pokey?
10 Apr 2006, 10:33 PM
Josh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich

Zip and Pokey?

Ladies and gentlemen... he'll be here all week.
11 Apr 2006, 01:08 AM
Rich

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josh

Ladies and gentlemen... he'll be here all week.

I'll be signing autographs after the show.
11 Apr 2006, 10:01 AM
Mzo

lol that is awesome
25 Apr 2006, 01:52 AM
1CCOSA

This was hilarious.

What, no more vague Zip y pokey shenanigans? :( C'mon, maruchan. Give the Chap brothers a run for their money!
11 Oct 2006, 12:26 AM
Grey's Anatomy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan1CC

This was hilarious.

What, no more vague Zip y pokey shenanigans? :( C'mon, maruchan. Give the Chap brothers a run for their money!

Seriously. more plz.
11 Oct 2006, 12:38 AM
Mzo

This is some great work.
13 Aug 2007, 02:18 AM
Cowutopia

Someone needs to rehost the original zip y pokeys.

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/phot...37663_2456.jpg
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/phot...37672_5162.jpg
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/phot...37669_4168.jpg
http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/phot...37664_2734.jpg
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/phot...37674_5761.jpg

Someone needs to rehost the original zip y pokeys.
13 Aug 2007, 03:21 AM
Pineapple

lol that shit is inspiring.
18 Oct 2007, 02:30 AM
Josh

I don't have them anymore.
18 Oct 2007, 06:29 AM
Cowutopia

That's really sad. Zip y Pokey was the jam.
23 Mar 2008, 11:43 PM
maruchan

I also lost the orginal files... that sucks... But there might be a short zip and pokey comeback this week.. no promises... but maybe just maybe..

the rebirth...
23 Mar 2008, 11:46 PM
Cowutopia

wo.
02 Mar 2009, 09:46 PM
maruchan

1 Attachment(s)

Me messing around i have no scanner.. or anything and it was hard remembering my character designs.. lol
maybe a reboot or some shit...
02 Mar 2009, 09:56 PM
Joust Williams

1 Attachment(s)

cool
03 Mar 2009, 12:42 AM
ChaoofNee

OH MAN

maru, if you make more Zip y Pokey I will e-mail you a hug.
03 Mar 2009, 12:16 PM
Thief Silver

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

I also lost the orginal files... that sucks... But there might be a short zip and pokey comeback this week.. no promises... but maybe just maybe..

the rebirth...

And a year later he comes back...

with a reboot.

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