Season 3 of everyone's favorite white-trash bounty hunter reality series started last night.
For those of you that were wondering, it was exactly like every other episode: They build up the fugitive like he's Hitler, Rambo, Osama Bin Laden, Godzilla, Jeffrey Dahmer and Kahn from Star Trek 2 all rolled up into one (usually he's just a junkie). Then when they finally take him down, he offers zero resistance and is actually a very nice guy about the whole thing while Dog and his idiot family members grind his face into the pavement.
Some minor differences this season- since Dog's semi-well known now, a lot of the people he questioned on the street were playing to the camera, which was funny. Dog looks even gayer now, what with all the beads and braids and Indian arm bands. His teeth are still the scariest thing about him. And since they went out of their way to make the fugitive look like a genuine threat this episode, Dog decides to hit the gym before taking him down. There's Dog on the bench press machine, calling out the fugitive's name with each rep (snicker). After getting all sweaty, Dog and company take turns taking a bite out of the guy's wanted poster (hah!). Oh, here's Dog's wife Beth...in a bikini. If the sight of a fat biker chick with...I dunno, what has to be double J breasts in a sagging green bikini isn't enough to send you screaming, I don't know what is.
Anyway, I've written more than this show deserves. Yet, despite it all, Dog remains watchable and even entertaining. wtf.
