Your mom likes Mortal Kombat.
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Your mom likes Mortal Kombat.
Your mom, likes my cock...Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
maruchan's mother is quite blurry. Must be the booze.
your mom and mortal kombat ate my balls
Careful or you'll get banned. We don't want to burden the mods with explaining that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
I wouldn't want to burden your mom.
Oh she'll be fine. She's probably used to taking 12 inches by now.
I've still yet to break 10,000.
Get to it.
and there was much rejoicing
Mortal Kombat.
Your mom was rejoicing last night..Quote:
Originally Posted by stormy
Write my senior thesis for me so I have more time for TNL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Wow, that way everybody wins.
lol @ anyone who had to do work their senior year.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Your Dad loves Eternal Champions.
Your mom passed that milestone long ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Your mom licked my stones a mile ago on my way home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon McShig
And congrats Josh you still beat teh Jemery on post count. no contest imo.
Race to 30k is a go. Anyone in?
In your mom, maybe.
Viral marketer, ban pls.
omg that's so profound!Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
It really does suck major ass. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
As an admin, it's a real pleasure to be able to read posts that Jeremy decides aren't worth leaving posted.
Sounds like you should start a thread...
IAWTPQuote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
His QA process is surely astounding.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
What's astounding is that there is such a process.
Maybe Jeremy can release his posts in an uncut, unedited 28462332490-disc special edition box set.
IBTN.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
1,000 here I come.
Yeah 500 for me.
This sucks, I've been with this board forever ... yet I only have 487 posts.
Maybe if I do a bunch of "Your mom" and "Mortal Kombat"'s I can be like Josh and have 22,000 ... BTW that's incredible. I joined a month after him and he's at 22k. I only have 487.
1) Become an Internet Rock StarQuote:
Originally Posted by Advocate05
2) Collect Underpants
3) ??
4) 22,000 Posts!
Noob.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advocate05
SCREW U DIFF ...MR BANNED.
Oh noes... he busted out the caps and said "SCREW U". He's serious about his 490 posts, though he should concentrate on making a useful one after 4 years.
I've lost count of how many times I've been banned.
At this point, being banned is like a personality quirk of yours.
He actually pays us to ban him regularly. It helps his thread cred.
Your mom has thread cred.
Actually, I didn't mean for the Caps. I was sooo joking. And Internet Rock star ... LOL.
My job is so boring I post here to pass the time anymore.
Are you talking shit?
Nope. why?
You never know.
And what I meant by the passing the time. Is that this is the one job where I can go on the net. All my other jobs I had I couldn't. So, now I am able to check the boards and post. Its kinda nice actually.
You need to be unemployed. Otherwise you'll never defeat Sheng Long.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbobb
Oh I've been unemployed for a while now... but unfortunately I still have that whole pesky school thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Korly
Yeah dude. Drop out of that shit and you'll be on the road to post count success.
Kortal Mombat.
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Creepy.
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Originally Posted by Josh
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Originally Posted by Advocate05
I don't know why, but i laughed at this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Number 3 is "Get shitty drunk and make a pass at Mzo's mom, only to be denied!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Wildkat
Oh, not again!Quote:
Originally Posted by Calliander