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***Your Olympic Hero comes out and grabs the mic talking about the upcoming Thee Way Dance at the Vengeneance PPV with Big Show and Brock Lesnar. He calls out his two opponents, but wait a second. Out comes John Cena. Time for some Thuganomics!
Yo yo yo!
You’re forgetting John Cena. You got rocks in your brain?
You’re gold was out in ’96. You need t o sport a gold chain
Now, you and Brock are “close friends” and Big Show, he needs a bra
That’s not a triple threat match Kurt, that’s a ménage a trois
And by the time you all wrestle, there will be an empty arena
The main event at Vengeance is Undertaker-Cena
You’re not better than me Kurt, you’re not even my equal
I'm like terminator 3, you’re like a Legally Blonde -sequel
It makes me sick when you come out here and run your little mouth
We in the great white north but you can bite my great white south
Crowd:
CENA~! CENA~! CENA~!
Angle:
Wow, John, I didn't think it was possible but I think I finally found someone in the company that's whiter then I am. But that's besides the point. See John, I've seen you in the ring and I will give your “mad props.”
oh yeah, but there's something you need to know about me. You see, as a wrestler Cena,, I'm multitalented, oh its true.You see John, I can do Greco roman, I can even do amateur…but sometimes I just like to kick it freestyle!
Cena:
no, no, no, no, no,
wait, wait wait wait
You can't see me dog,
Yo, you couldn't find through lines if your brain had lojack
How am I going to get out battled by a wannabe Kojak?!
Angle:
Ok, I don't even know what you just said (NICE!), but if you meant if you meant i can out rap you i'm willing to try. hey ref, you do that beatbox thing right? I've seen you do that beatbox thing, get in here.
Get your microphone, get in here. I want you to give me a beat. Give me a funky beat ..something like that
Hey you know what you remind me of that police academy guy, that's pretty good, keep going
KURT DANCES~!
Angle Rap:
My name is Kurt Angle and what the heck
I won a gold metal with a broken freckin neck
You better step off because we ain’t friends
I'm moving on up like the Jefferson's
You don't scare me, no no no
I may suck but you just blow
Cena:
yo yo yo
That was foul, that was foul You don't know what you’re talking about. It’s obvious,
Crowd:
ANGLE~! ANGLE~! ANGLE~!
Cena:
Shut up!Its obvious you and the rest of these white boys out here never majored in Thuganomics! (Kurt then goes over and hugs Cena)
Cena:
what the hell was that?
Angle:
Well you obviously never majored in huganomics, East Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide! Word Life!
Cena:
no no no
I didn't want to do this to you but its on. I'm gonna waste you like
Angle:
What are you going to do Cena?What are you going to do? Here's a rhyme you can take the bank Cena
I'll be straight up. I won't take your crap
You mess me with me, and I will make you tap
This brought out the Big Show, which gave time for Cena to sneak attack Angle and hit him with the FU. Big Show lorded over Angle to end the segment.
Sounds awesome.