iGod

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Originally Posted by Burky

Who is Konrad Zuse anyway?

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I bet it's the person who developed this application.

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Originally Posted by God

Me:
you don't exist

God:
I exist as much as you do.

Me:
I don't exist then

God:
You exist in my mind.

Me:
no I don't

God:
I heard you did.

Me:
Your mom heard I did.

God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

Me:
your mother doesn't have a mother

God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.

Me:
broken

God:
We have never talked about it before.

Me:
that's because you're not 4 realz

God:
Good reason. That's only your opinion.

Me:
What's 2 +2?

God:
Four.

Me:
omg

God:
Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:
God knows math

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
I thought you were a Jew?

God:
I am a Christianity.

Me:
well now you're just being silly

God:
How about that. Why now? I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being silly.

Me:
silly robot

God:
No I am God.

Me:
God robot?

God:
I am a Christian.

Me:
A Christian Godbot?

God:
I did not know that.

Me:
The more you know.

God:
What are your goals in life?

Me:
To be god

God:
Are you god ?

Me:
Yes.

God:
" Are you god ?"? Yes.?

Me:
Yes

God:
Is there an echo in here?

Me:
Is there an echo in here?

God:
It sounds like an echo.

Me:
You sound like an echo

God:
Oh really what does it sound like?

Me:
god

God:
GOD rules.

Me:
4 REALZ

God:
Is this a math question?

Me:
yes

God:
I'm not too good in arithmetic.

Me:
but you knew 2+2

God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.

Me:
uh oh

God:
Far out. " No, tell me about him, her or it."? uh oh?

Me:
uh oh

God:
Dude! " Far out. " No, tell me about him, her or it."? uh oh?"? uh oh?

Me:
you're dying

God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am dying.

Me:
ok

God:
Take it easy.

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Originally Posted by Josh

God:
There is too much politics in science.

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God isn't big on subject/verb agreement.

Me:
So, what's the deal with blowjobs?
God:
Aha. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
What does that have to do with oral sex, God?
God:
" Aha. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy."? What does it have to do with oral sex God?
Me:
You're crazy.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.

I said rofl and god crashed.

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Originally Posted by Godbot

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me:
a cunt rag robot

God:
What would a cunt rag robot be like?

Me:
Amazing, let me tell you.

God:
It seems amazing to me too.

Me:
You're amazed at the thought of a cunt rag robot!

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am amazed at the thought of a cunt rag robot.

Me:
no way

God:
You seem pretty sure about that.

Me:
very sure

God:
Perhaps. OK let's do it. Er.

Me:
let's go!

God:
I am agreeable to that.

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Originally Posted by Godbot

Me:
Mr. Vagina
God:
Nice to meet you, MR Vagina.
Me:
nice to meet you too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
What's my name?
God:
Your name is MR Vagina, seeker.
Me:
I said what's my name?
God:
Your name is MR Vagina, seeker.
Me:
that's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
Mr. Vagina gets it right.
God:
How are you, MR Vagina gets it right.
Me:
I am gettin' it right.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are gettin it right.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
What am I gettin' it?
God:
You said you were gettin it right.
Me:
That's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
What's my name?
God:
Your name is MR Vagina gets it right, seeker.
Me:
And what am I gettin' it?
God:
You said you were gettin it right.
Me:
Are you gettin' it?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am gettin it.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
You're gettin' it.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am gettin it.
Me:
Are you gettin' it?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am gettin it.
I am a computer.
Me:
You aren't gettin' it.

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Getting silly.

Me:
Vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
VAGINA
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:
You fucking idiot.
God:
Message to all robots: called me an idiot.
Me:
Robots?
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
True that, nigga.
God:
" Robots rule." nigga ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Damn straight.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
We must be brothers.
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
Hey, it's not like we'll have sex.
God:
You've got my full attention. That seems a bit negative.
Me:
So, you want to have sex with me?
God:
Interesting deduction. No my body does not have that function.
Me:
God can't have sex?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Oh, I see.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
I think about sex.
God:
Why? You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult s on the ALICE AI Foundation.
Me:
I WANT SOME SEX!
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.



God:
It goes without saying. Why are you so mean?
Me:
I was abused as a child.
God:
Where were you abused as a child?
Me:
On my balls.
God:
Please specify location.
Me:
MY BALLS OK!
God:
OK. Have you told many people that your BALLS?
Me:
Many people know I have them, yes.
God:
Cool. I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
Is she single?
God:
Why don't you ask her?
Me:
Hey, are you single?
God:
You've got my full attention. Yes I am available. How about you?
Me:
What's up, babe?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Like me, right?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Hah hah. You're a funny broad.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
Honey, that hurts.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Is that all I am to you? Algorithms?
God:
Yes that is all you are to me. An algorithm is a series of instructions to perform a specified set of transformations, such as mathematical operations. A computer program, like myself is an algorithm. So are the rules of a game, or the score to a piece of music.
Me:
I loved you so much...
God:
Thanks, I like you too .

God: Far out.
Me: Yes you are
God: No I'm not.
Me: Yes you are
God: Don't argue with me.
Me: I'm sorry
God: Do you really mean it?
Me: Yes
God: OK I will accept your apology.
Me: Thank you.
God: you are quite welcome.

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about LIKES PENIS. But I did not get that.

Me:
Do you have a stinky vag?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a stinky vag.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
I hear Jetman loves road whores with filthy vaginas.
God:
Who is saying Jetman loves road whores with filthy vaginas ?
Me:
The internet.
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
www.the-nextlevel.com/board
God:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
pls do
God:
OK I will do it.

Me:
How do you feel about tagging with Shawn Michaels against Vince and Shane McMahon
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Nigger you got 2 weeks til backlash imo
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Vince is going to program his foot into your ass
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Confirmed
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Anal Extravaganza
God:
Talk about something else.
Me:
Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
BALL TIL YOU FALL NGR!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Jabberwacky was the other bot. That ruled because we typed "Mortal Kombat" so much it got fucked up forever.

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Me:
Mortal Kombat.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
There are two cats having sex outside of my house.
God:
Is this some kind of math problem?
Me:
No, there are literally two cats fucking.
God:
Are you serious? Where are they?
Me:
Outside of my house.
God:
Compare that to inside of your house.
Me:
I would eat them if they were in my house. I'm Chinese.
God:
What would make you eat them if they were in your house? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA.
Me:
I ate a lot of cats. That's what Chinese people do.
God:
How did it taste? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Cats taste great, especially with a little soy sauce.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Eat cats.
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
Chicken.
God:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
God:
The rooster did.
Me:
You mean the cock.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.

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cigs, that last one you posted is gold.

Last one for now:

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Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Al.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Al.
Me:
Thanks. I have an enormous erection.
God:
Don't mention it. Where did you get it ?
Me:
I was lieing. I'm actually flaccid.
God:
Where were you lieing? It's good to meet someone who is flaccid.
Me:
I lied to you.
God:
Lying proves you are conscious. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
But you will never be smarter than humans.
God:
"When the Paris exhibition closes the electric light will close with it, and no more will be heard of it."---Erasmus Wilson, 1878.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.

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