Happy Birthday Hitler!

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20 Apr 2006, 03:42 AM
MarsKitten

Happy Birthday Hitler!

Without you Hitler, we would be comparing Bush to Musolini. Thank you for providing a prime facist example, with a genocide bonus.
20 Apr 2006, 03:55 AM
Finch

We would also have no one to compare mean message board posters to, there wouldn't be those cute little Volkswagens, people might still have those ridiculous looking mustaches, swastikas would be cool like peace and yin-yangs in the 90's, space exploration might have been set back just a bit, we wouldn't have "OH! THE HUMANITY!", and without something to feel bad about, everyone would hate Jews even more!
20 Apr 2006, 04:08 AM
Gohron

Sieg Heil!
20 Apr 2006, 04:19 AM
James

Ok, I'll bite- who takes the number 1 spot?

James
20 Apr 2006, 04:32 AM
avatar

Is anyone going to school/work tomorrow.
20 Apr 2006, 05:39 AM
arjue

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Originally Posted by James

Ok, I'll bite- who takes the number 1 spot?

James

your mom.
20 Apr 2006, 07:00 AM
dog$

I did some reading here and found this interesting:

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It is claimed by Marxist author Lenni Brenner that The Zionist Federation of Germany even sent Hitler a letter calling for collaboration in 1933; however the strongly anti-Semitic Nazis rejected the offer and later abolished the organisation in 1938.

Even if this part isn't true, it's evident that there's a billion things that just happened to go Hitler's way, by his actions or others, that led to the history we know. Hitler could easily have been just one of the millions killed in WW1 if anything.

It's also somewhat amusing that Hitler is the figurehead for mass murder while Stalin takes the prize for Genocide Master.

But hey, whatever, it's 420. Let's all smoke a bowl.
20 Apr 2006, 09:08 AM
Yoshi

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Originally Posted by MarsKitten

Without you Hitler, we would be comparing Bush to Musolini. Thank you for providing a prime facist example, with a genocide bonus.

You're an idiot.
20 Apr 2006, 09:10 AM
Diff-chan

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Originally Posted by dog$

I did some reading here and found this interesting:
Even if this part isn't true, it's evident that there's a billion things that just happened to go Hitler's way, by his actions or others, that led to the history we know. Hitler could easily have been just one of the millions killed in WW1 if anything.

Couldn't you say that about anything? I mean, I look back at the past 6 or 7 years of my life and see a million different random events that just broke one way or the other that made my life what it is. And Im still pretty young.

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

You're an idiot.

Indeed. Even if Bush is a liar and a fool, comparing him to Hitler or Mussolini or any of those guys is just silly and counterproductive.

But all bets are off if he nukes Iran.
20 Apr 2006, 09:13 AM
Yoshi

What scares me is that someone who is 25 (even if it is a woman) has so little understanding of history.
20 Apr 2006, 09:19 AM
haohmaru

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Originally Posted by dog$

It's also somewhat amusing that Hitler is the figurehead for mass murder while Stalin takes the prize for Genocide Master.

Best kept secret of the 20th Century. And the numbers, over their "careers", aren't even close.
20 Apr 2006, 09:20 AM
Diff-chan

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

(even if it is a woman)

:lol:
20 Apr 2006, 09:22 AM
dog$

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Couldn't you say that about anything?

Oh absolutely, I just think that in Hitler's particular case it's pretty interesting how there's so many things that could have changed the path he took or killed him, yet that's how it all ended up.

And I was doing some recent reading on Zionism and the like just to try to better understand the complete mess that all is, and when I read that line I was pretty shocked. Jews backing Hitler. Just makes me shake my head and smile a little, y'know?
20 Apr 2006, 09:37 AM
rezo

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Indeed. Even if Bush is a liar and a fool, comparing him to Hitler or Mussolini or any of those guys is just silly and counterproductive.

But people do compare Bush to Hitler. And if Hitler wasn't around, they'd be forced to compare him to whoever took his place as "world's most popular badguy." Unless Marskitten has been making "Bush is Hitler!" posts herself and I just missed them, there's no reason to call her an idiot or provide counter arguments against her joke.
20 Apr 2006, 09:40 AM
MarsVolta

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Originally Posted by avatar

Is anyone going to school/work tomorrow.

Unfortunately. It is another chance to revel at a mastermind though, despite what ends he used it for. Here's to you uncle Adolf.
20 Apr 2006, 10:23 AM
Yoshi

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Originally Posted by rezo

But people do compare Bush to Hitler. And if Hitler wasn't around, they'd be forced to compare him to whoever took his place as "world's most popular badguy." Unless Marskitten has been making "Bush is Hitler!" posts herself and I just missed them, there's no reason to call her an idiot or provide counter arguments against her joke.

She said "we" meaning she was in on the completely erroneous comparison.
20 Apr 2006, 10:34 AM
g0zen

It's foolish to compare Bush to Hitler.

Hitler was a far better public speaker.
20 Apr 2006, 10:35 AM
Yoshi

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Originally Posted by g0zen

It's foolish to compare Bush to Hitler.

Hitler was a far better public speaker.

Both of these points are true.
20 Apr 2006, 10:39 AM
frostwolf ex

godwins law has mutated, neato.
20 Apr 2006, 10:42 AM
Fe 26

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Originally Posted by g0zen

It's foolish to compare Bush to Hitler.

Hitler was a far better public speaker.

He was all around better at all most everything.
20 Apr 2006, 10:44 AM
g0zen

I bet Stormfront has a far better tribute thread than we do.
20 Apr 2006, 10:45 AM
MarsVolta

http://www.counter-ads.net/graphic_e...ler_speech.jpg vs. http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/Geo...ed%202.1_a.jpg

Unfair...
20 Apr 2006, 10:46 AM
Yoshi

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

He was all around better at all most everything.

Hitler probably knew it was "almost" as well.
20 Apr 2006, 10:48 AM
Fe 26

I don't know, do you think he bothered with the pathetic and mongrel langue that is English?
20 Apr 2006, 10:52 AM
Yoshi

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

I don't know, do you think he bothered with the pathetic and mongrel langue that is English?

No, but if he were smart, and he was, he'd have learned American. He didn't need to learn English, because without the USA, it would have been the Brits learning German.
20 Apr 2006, 10:53 AM
Diff-chan

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Originally Posted by g0zen

I bet Stormfront has a far better tribute thread than we do.

Well there's someone here on TNL we can ask...
20 Apr 2006, 10:57 AM
frostwolf ex

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

No, but if he were smart, and he was, he'd have learned American. He didn't need to learn English, because without the USA, it would have been the Brits learning German.

:lol: i wuv yoshi...and i mean that in an entirely homosexual way.
20 Apr 2006, 10:57 AM
Fe 26

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

No, but if he were smart, and he was, he'd have learned American. He didn't need to learn English, because without the USA, it would have been the Brits learning German.

You're flip flopping between what eventually happenned and what Hitler actually thought. Which you know, are not the same thing if only becuase Hitler couldn't see the future.
20 Apr 2006, 10:58 AM
Yoshi

Smoochy Boochies!

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

You're flip flopping between what eventually happenned and what Hitler actually thought. Which you know, are not the same thing if only becuase Hitler couldn't see the future.

I don't know... that paranormal division he had might have found a crystal ball!
20 Apr 2006, 10:58 AM
Fe 26

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Well there's someone here on TNL we can ask...

Your mother?
20 Apr 2006, 11:07 AM
Dolemite

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Originally Posted by James

Ok, I'll bite- who takes the number 1 spot?

James

Jimmy Carter.
20 Apr 2006, 11:18 AM
MarsVolta

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Jimmy Carter.

He's a walking case of irony. You see him, listen to his deep southern draw and you'd call him a hayseed. Let him get started talking about nuclear physics or some shit and you're blown away. Amazing dude.
20 Apr 2006, 11:52 AM
MarsKitten

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Jimmy Carter.

We have a winner! :link: (simpsons reference ftw)

So we're operating off of mutated godwin now. How soon after refering to hitler will i be called a nazi?

Mutated Godwin: Discuss.
20 Apr 2006, 02:10 PM
Satsuki

a friend brought me back a swastika tshirt from mexico in celebration.
I can most likely never wear this outside the house.
20 Apr 2006, 02:16 PM
Fe 26

Do a speech for speech class where you talk about how it was orginally a sign of good luck. Wear it then.

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Originally Posted by MarsVolta

He's a walking case of irony.

It isn't really that ironic. The south produces very smart, artistic, or very stupid people. Everyone picks one, and does it very well.

Think about all the great actors, writers, musicians and scientist that have come from the south.
20 Apr 2006, 02:22 PM
g0zen

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

Think about all the great actors, writers, musicians and scientist that have come from the south.

And juxtapose them with someone like IronPlant.
20 Apr 2006, 02:24 PM
Fe 26

Aw, someone is using $5 words on a gaming message board. How cute.
20 Apr 2006, 02:29 PM
MarsKitten

What's fallacious about being tumescent IP?
20 Apr 2006, 02:31 PM
Fe 26

What is misleading about being bloated?
20 Apr 2006, 02:41 PM
Thief Silver

Shut up people, I'm watching Kim Possible.
20 Apr 2006, 02:43 PM
Fe 26

What episode is it?
20 Apr 2006, 02:48 PM
Brisco Bold

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Originally Posted by diffusionx

Indeed. Even if Bush is a liar and a fool, comparing him to Hitler or Mussolini or any of those guys is just silly and counterproductive.

I never could understand this.

In either case,

HEIL HINSKE!!!!!
20 Apr 2006, 03:00 PM
Thief Silver

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Originally Posted by IronPlant

What episode is it?

That one was in the introduction of lord Monkey Fist, one of my favorites just cause Ron gets to be awesome.

This one is the killer beebee's first introduction.
20 Apr 2006, 03:00 PM
Rumpy

The four horseman were born today. Hitler, Carmen Electra, Joey "whoa" Lawrence and me.

A great day indeed.
20 Apr 2006, 03:02 PM
Brisco Bold

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

The four horseman were born today. Hitler, Carmen Electra, Joey "whoa" Lawrence and me.

A great day indeed.

Happy B-day, bitch.
20 Apr 2006, 03:02 PM
Fe 26

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Originally Posted by Thief~Silver

That one was in the introduction of lord Monkey Fist, one of my favorites just cause Ron gets to be awesome.

This one is the killer beebee's first introduction.

Oh yeah, those two.

"OMFG NINJA MONKIES!?!?!"
20 Apr 2006, 03:03 PM
Kinopio

I'd like to give a shout out to Columbine as well.
20 Apr 2006, 03:07 PM
MarsVolta

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Originally Posted by Rumpy

The four horseman were born today. Hitler, Carmen Electra, Joey "whoa" Lawrence and me.

A great day indeed.

Happy Birthday.

I actually looked that up myself. It is also Clint Howards birthday and Don Mattingly.
20 Apr 2006, 03:25 PM
Rumpy

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Originally Posted by Brisco Bold

Happy B-day, bitch.

Thanks, ho.

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Originally Posted by MarsVolta

Happy Birthday.

I actually looked that up myself. It is also Clint Howards birthday and Don Mattingly.

Thanks! Didn't know it was DM's too.
20 Apr 2006, 03:34 PM
Thief Silver

So when can we look forward to your reign of destruction Rumpy?
20 Apr 2006, 03:50 PM
Rumpy

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Originally Posted by Thief~Silver

So when can we look forward to your reign of destruction Rumpy?

Well, I did just get a 360 with DOA4 and Burnout Revenge.
20 Apr 2006, 03:51 PM
Jeremy

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Originally Posted by Thief~Silver

That one was in the introduction of lord Monkey Fist, one of my favorites just cause Ron gets to be awesome.

This one is the killer beebee's first introduction.

Damn good episode.

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