Mercenaries 2

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22 Apr 2006, 03:32 AM
g0zen

The guy who bangs your mom (too late you edited that last part in).
22 Apr 2006, 03:33 AM
Drewbacca

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Originally Posted by g0zen

The guy who bangs your mom.

Factory worker, got it.
22 Apr 2006, 03:36 AM
g0zen

The truth is I'm a sociology student who, after I get my degree, will be taking the FSO test with the Dept. of State and hopefully be interning at an embassy within the next five years.

Hey, maybe they'll send me to Venezuela! (WOOO BACK ON TOPIC!)

It'll be interesting to see how they do a lush setting like that, but they were able to do the variety of North Korean biomes pretty well. My only hope is that the theater of battle gets upped a lot more in this one.

EDIT: And really, even if I was a factory worker I'd still be happy knowing that no matter what atleast I'm not a shitty webcomic artist with no taste.
22 Apr 2006, 04:11 AM
Melf

I still go back to Mercenaries when I want to blow shit up. If this plays and looks as well as the first but just gives me more shit to detonate, it's a day-one purchase.

And I want to hear them die screaming in Spanish!

DIIOSSS MIOOOOO, PORQUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!
22 Apr 2006, 04:33 AM
arjue

The way I see it, at the very worst it'll play the same except be in a more lush environment. I can't see this being a bad game.
22 Apr 2006, 05:15 AM
Detour

there's another photo up on that site. i can't wait.
22 Apr 2006, 07:16 AM
bVork

I would have enjoyed mercenaries more if the shit you blew up actually stayed blown up. It was fun demolishing propaganda village, but not so fun upon discovering that it magically rebuilt itself. Hope the new one fixes that.
22 Apr 2006, 09:34 AM
g0zen

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Originally Posted by Detour

there's another photo up on that site. i can't wait.

An offshore drilling platform? Man I hope I get to blow that fucker up.
22 Apr 2006, 10:14 AM
Yoshi

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Originally Posted by g0zen

You're a moron, Andrew. Mercenaries was better than 90% of the games that came out that year, and that was a big year. Shallow? Ugh, Robobo is shallow. Mercenaries was everything it needed to be. You want stupid depth? Go play Kingdom Hearts and enjoy the heartwarming tale of some faggy looking 12 year old wearing clown shoes and his adventures with Disney characters.

This is the best post I've read in a while. :lol:
22 Apr 2006, 12:52 PM
Diff-chan

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Originally Posted by g0zen

You're a moron, Andrew. Mercenaries was better than 90% of the games that came out that year, and that was a big year. Shallow? Ugh, Robobo is shallow. Mercenaries was everything it needed to be. You want stupid depth? Go play Kingdom Hearts and enjoy the heartwarming tale of some faggy looking 12 year old wearing clown shoes and his adventures with Disney characters.

Definitely true.

Im buying a new system for this.

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It'll be interesting to see how they do a lush setting like that, but they were able to do the variety of North Korean biomes pretty well. My only hope is that the theater of battle gets upped a lot more in this one.

All Mercenaries needed to be PERFECT was a more dynamic map and permanently destructible buildings.

GIVE IT TO ME PANDEMIC. GIVE IT TO ME HARD.

edit: I hope Pat Robertson is a playable character.

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