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I must say, you have a point.
"Not in my hair!"
AWESOME!
I hear it stings if you get it in your eyes.
I'm sticking with Nerf.
MAJOR PUMPING REQUIRED.
Maverick 4 realz, son.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinMyk
... WOW.
Making those bukakke films will be so much easier for me now!
SHOOT YOUR SUPER SOAKER ALL OVER MY FACE
ROFLMAO!!!
That kid loved it! HILARIOUS!
Yeah definitely will be used in the Pron industry. Either Bukkake, Money Shots, etc.
I haven't LOLed that hard in a while.
I love how the black kid starts rubbing it all over his chest and nipples. Total NAMBLA material.
Hahahaha. This thread delivers.
Dole ~ with a BIG ASS GRIN TOO! ROFLMAO
omg lol
:lol: for real.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
lol, awesome
Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by YellerDog
Joe Murray Approved.
http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~dranch/GIFS/rocko.jpg
How on earth did this thing even get past the planning stages? I mean, come on. Not only do you jerk it, but the goo is even semen colored. They couldn't have made it purple goo or something?
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Originally Posted by shidoshi
you make a VERY good point... :lol:
Seriously. If it was green this thread would even exist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheebs
But I'm glad it's jizz. I mean, I can't stop laughing every time I watch that commercial. It's the most amazing thing ever.
That commerical is golden though it would ahve been better if the kid attacked a group of girls trying to "gross them out"
Hentai films now have a new demon design - sweet!
Holy shit. The market testing must have been out of control.
LOL! The second kid totally takes a shot in the mouth! His reaction is fucking hysterical. I can't believe this shit.
Oh. My. God.
Somebody is SOOOO getting fired over this.
The way it gels up on that one kids fingers is hilarious. This commercial gets funnier everytime I watch it.
You people are SICK.
Hilarious BTW.
* Air-powered blaster lets you drench your opponents with powerful blasts of water or globs of gooey bio-ooze!
* Hit targets up to 35 feet away with a 27-ounce water-supply capacity or up to 20 feet away with a 10-ounce bio-ooze capacity!
* Blaster comes with 10-ounce cartridge of bio-ooze.
Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I did this the other night to my girlfriend lololol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
I wonder how it tastes.
:)
Fuck. It's not shipping for a month, and by then it's obviously going to be canned.
I would immediately buy one.
"Hey, baby, I'm gonna shoot my icky bio-ooze all over you."
^ LOL!
This thing is damn funny.
Something Awful has a fucking hilarious thread about this gun:
http://fapomatic.com/17/megabaloo_1.gif
This gif is also from that thread.
Edit: I found one that combines all the kids into one gif.
The WTF-titude of this boggles the mind...HOW did this get past planning?
Good lord, the one kid rubbing the goo onto his chest!
Oh please let it hit the market! Oh please oh please oh please! :lol:
James
Perhaps the funniest thing I've seen on the Internet.
Gaah. Josh's link no longer seems to work!
New link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc
We probably flooded the link and the server collapsed.
I'll buy one day one, fuck.
lol gay!Quote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
I definitly getting it. Hilarious.
Everytime I see it. I think of that Resident Evil voice porn wave that floated around the net a few years back.
"SUCK IT DOWN! suck it down!"
Can you imagine if some child molester was just flippin' the channels and that commercial came on? ROTFLMAO!
This thing is on the market. I saw one last night at target.
JM
I love commercial inuendo.
OH.Quote:
Originally Posted by JM
SHIT.
GOGOGOGO
I lol'd.Quote:
My buddy John 'skeet' Skeeter recomended this to me. At first I was a bit skeptical. I mean really, I'm 22 years old and a bit too old for toys. Well I sure was wrong! This is probably the best toy I've ever, EVER played with. I wish I had one of these when I was a young strapping lad. Most kids my age back then had never even CONCEIVED of getting oozed! (Especially by a young skinny white boy like me). I could just see it now, pretending like my oozer was stuck, pumping and pumping away, then calling one of my friends over to see if it was clogged and SKLERT! white ooze all OVER his face. Oh the fun! My girlfriend didnt like it though. I was playing with it and she wanted to try. So I held it and let her PUMP PUMP away. She started to get a bit flighty, saying that I better NOT ooze in her face! I coyly said I wouldnt, but my naughty side got the better of me! When the oozer was FULL of pressure i released a HUGE gloppy ooze mess right in her EYE! OHHHH man that was SO much fun...........we haven't spoken since :(
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I think something may be wrong with my oozinator. As I understood it, this is a toy that can be enjoyed by a beginner. However, having tried to use it on some of the neighborhood girls yesterday, I found that it begins to pump out its ooze within a few seconds of encountering a target, well before any fun has begun! Some of them said that they still had fun playing with it, but I got a feeling that they were disappointed in mine. I spoke to my grandfather about this problem, and he said I should be thankful it shoots at all, apparently he has an older version that no longer shoots out ooze, even after extended pumpings!
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One of the best innovations in group fun since the sleepover. I tested this toy out with some of my best girlfriends, and they all enjoyed being splattered with ooze. The only downside is your hand gets a might tired after pumping your gun during long durations, so be sure to have a friend to help you pump it out.
Once I had pretended the gun was stuck, and had my friend pump it while the nozzle was pointed at her face. She gave it a cock and was disdained to find her face covered in ooze! Some got in her mouth and she choked on it, she swallowed some but said it tasted kinda salty. I wouldn't recomment swallowing it, but it's non-toxic, so it won't kill you to try.
$25 is steep, but I'm getting one. I can't believe these stupid Super Soakers are still as expensive as they were a decade ago.
What kind of twisted logic is that thinking they'd be cheaper? They're new products. Last I checked plastic hasn't really changed in price, in fact expenses to make these things with rising gas prices and harder economic times (lol at the lack of mexican's at the plant) would keep them at the same.
There's not even any competition against super soaker that I can think of, why should they change their prices.
Because it's dumb to think parents would be willing to shell out $30 for a piece of crap that sprays water. My parents never bought me a Super Soaker, and I would never buy one for my kid if I had one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thief~Silver
The exception, of course, being this particluar product, in all it's jizz-squirting glory.
Except they obviously are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
If they did it before, why would they suddenly stop doing it now? Your logic still fails. Under your statement the company should have just gone out of business, give your kid a fucking hose and teach him how to put his thump against the nozzle so it sprays all awesome like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
For the record, I'd never buy one either.
Customers Tagged this item with: bukkake blaster.
Dude, they're paying way more than that. I've seen Super Soakers that cost anywhere from $70-$100 (for the big crazy bazooka ones).Quote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
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Originally Posted by Dolemite
Loved those.
Super Soakers were THE water gun to have. They had/have models for every price point.
God damn. This is really being sold now?
The Amazon user reviews are hilarious.
SKEET SKEET SKEET.