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That dude lost at life, she's begging for cock and he's like LET ME PLAY A GAME THAT'S A BAJILLION YEARS OLD.
LAWL Are you recording this?
Fuck, when you think it's done it gets better, E-Athelete!
Wow, what an enormous jerk.
Smoke detector.
Maybe they're married. Then games over sex is perfectly acceptable.
"I wanna ride your dick though, can I do that?"
"Uh...No."
At that moment his dick should have rebelled and lead a coup to restablish control.
Only a matter of time before she cheats on him. The idiot deserves it.
The guy had better be all kinds of rich for her to put up with shit like that.
Fuck that. :P
i'd see shit like that all the time at college. guys sitting around playing games while the hunnies sat there completely bored. rediculous.
heres us "want to get out of here and do something"
them "no the boys would get mad"
lol stupid bitches.
Wow...
Just... wow...
I'm sure there's something more behind this, though.
Yeah, maybe she's a fatty.
There are a few reasons why he probably didn't want to bang her. I've turned down sex to play games, guitar, hang with friends, etc. but that's because I get sex on a daily basis. She can also be ugly as fuck. Or not love her and she's clingy as shit.
Either way, it doesn't excuse using internet lingo in real life.
They need to try and take an interest in what their man is playing. Maybe if they played the games with them, their boyfriends would be more apt to do stuff that they want to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dragonmaster Dyne
that wasn't my point.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
like you fat nerdy geeks ever get some.
There are a handful of non-fat geeks on TNL.
IBTN.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
Yeah the rest are scrawny gawky-looking motherfuckers.
Old, and I'm pretty sure it was a hoax.
Who says rolfcopter anymore?
That guy is a twat.
I'd take a good game over bad sex anyday. Good sex is, obviously, fantastic. Mediocre sex is still pretty damn good. But bad sex can ruin your day.
Maybe she's just a bad lay.
Christ that was asinine.
"You're being a jerk."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are."
"Negative."
What kind of dipshit says "negative" to his horny girlfriend?
I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by PiotrRasputin
Well he deserves douche points just for belting out "STAFU!" Every couple seconds.
fake
When I was like 16 I used to play serious clanmatches in counter-strike, but they were you know, scheduled ahead of time and my girlfriend knew what was up. She never begged for my dick though. I think I would have bailed on CS if the conversation resembled that.
Still, at 16..man
lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by dakidski
This girl I work with is absolutely obsessed with the term. That, and "roflbrothel."Quote:
Originally Posted by PiotrRasputin
EDIT: Which reminds me of another girl I worked with who would say "TTFN"* instead of "goodbye." We mocked the hell out of her.
*Ta Ta For Now? Who the hell says that online let alone in real life?
Tigger.
Meh, when my fiance was playing EQ2 hardcore, I knew to schedual sex either before or after a raid. It's not that big a deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
I accidentally say affirmative and negative all the time in regular conversation out of habit (because of my job). It sucks and makes me sound even nerdier than I already am.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
The dude needs to get a hotter girlfriend if she's practically begging him to go fuck her and he won't. Wow.
Anyone who'd put something as horrid as EQ2 before sex doesn't deserve the privilege of sex, or breathing for that matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
I'd take bad sex over a videogame, but I'd regret it later.Quote:
Originally Posted by sethsez
Guys who have girlfriends and therefore have ass on demand are perfectly entitled to turn it down on occasion.
Those of you who have never touched vagina may find this hard to believe, but it's true.
Yeah sometimes it can actually get old. And that goes both ways.
Turning it down != Telling your girl to "stafu" over the phone
I seriously think that this guy might be my college roommate from Freshman year. He was just like this guy.
A LOT of people are like this guy.
I do, actually. used it instead of ttyl and still do sometimes, online and out loud. Not all the time though, and I use the full phrase.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
This chick could be really nasty.
Did anyone ever think about that?
He's a fucking tool for actually verbalizing that, but let's face it, women shouldn't be speaking to begin with.Quote:
Originally Posted by SXA
When I'm getting sex on a regular basis, sure, there can be times when I'd rather play a game than have sex. Not a lot, but you aren't going to be in the more for anything out there ever day.
Still, I find it pretty hot when girls are asking for it like that, so there's no way I would have turned her down. Unless she's a fattie, of course. No matter what she's like, though, that guy was a total tool when talking to her, and deserves to have her go out and screw some other guy.
If she's begging for sex from a guy who says shit like "roflcopter" out loud, she's obviously fat, bipolar, or fat and bipolar.
Yeah that pretty much confirms it.
IT's not hard to get laid when you're a cute little asian kid though.Quote:
Originally Posted by shidoshi
A few people have already mentioned this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
This is certainly a plausible possibility, and the fact that she was with a dude who actually vocalizes interwebspeak all but confirms it. However, it does not make it a viable excuse. If fucking her was not a positive prospect, he shouldn't have been on the phone with her to begin with. If, out of weakness, drunkeness, desperation, or whatever, he had bumped uglies in the past but was now atoning for it by keeping her around, he is proving himself to be even more the chode.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
He proves himself the chode by vocalizing interwebspeak.
Bottom line, he already jerked off two or more times that day. If the chick wanted to get ass, she should have had him pencil her in. Porn is hard to compete with.
IAWTPQuote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
She sounds kinda hot, but chances are she's repellant if the best she can do is that guy.
roflcopter, ffs.
I've never even heard ROFLCopter until this.
All of you proposing the 'she must be fat / ugly / stupid (a given)' theory need to re-examine your assumptions. If it was such a horrid chick would he have even picked up the phone or sat through her advances without making some urgent excuse?
EDIT: I didn't read up, but it's still a valid point that needs to be reiterated as the 'fat ugly' one was to counter-balance it.
Well I wasn't paying attention.Quote:
A few people have already mentioned this.
So now I look like a jack ass.
But you always look like a jackass... so what's the difference?Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Internetspeak is funny to say outloud...but only because its stupid. Its kinda like that episode of futurama where people wore Jetsons rings around their clothing because it was stupid. It was some kinda fashon thing....I think it was the episode where Bender met Angeline.
But I digress...
Saying lol or pwnd in public is funny if you are being stupid. If you honestly say it with all seriousness in the place of regular words/ or phrases, you lose at life.
Ill bet she has stinky poon.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
You still fucked the bitch with the sewage poon, and when you decided you weren't going to anymore you said you'd delete her # from your cell and be MIA when the bitch came a calling. So, not a valid comparison.
Alright, maybe this one has stinky poonanny, AND is fat and bipolar.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
On a serious note, I can understand this guy entirely. No matter how hot the girl is, if you've been with her for a long time, sometimes you just want to play video games. If the girl was lying in his bed, and was ready to leave when the deed was done, I'm sure he would have gone for it, but you always have to spend time with them afterwards.
Always is a strong word.Quote:
Originally Posted by napalm
I have to deal with this when I play halo with people around here. I just shake my head when they say "noob, pwned, owned, lol" or any other such BS in real life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gymkata
"dude I so owned your ass"
"dude you said owned, in real life"
"yeah?, and?"
"You fucking just "owned" yourself, you dumbass"
"You're so mean, there is nothing wrong with saying owned in real life."
"Dude. Yes. There is."
Owned is fine
Owned
'only if we ride inthe roflcopter'
"i wanna ride you"
'only in the roflcopter'
"ok but you have to do me from behind"
aww this made me sad to hear. But, the girl needs to take care of her self. Didnt they do something with rez where the someone played, and the vibrator thing was .. ehem. and what not? and fun times where had by all?
But seriously folks, I dumped a guy for doing that shit and the like. begging is not cool. and i'm glad i'm not dating any more jeeeeeeze