I'm thinking what I should do is keep her around until I find something better. Josh has agreed.
What does the rest of TNL think? If you have an annoying girlfriend who gives you mediocre sex, is it better than nothing?
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I'm thinking what I should do is keep her around until I find something better. Josh has agreed.
What does the rest of TNL think? If you have an annoying girlfriend who gives you mediocre sex, is it better than nothing?
Bag her friends. Preferably in front of her.
I would in a heartbeat.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
She has this one friend who has DD tits but weighs like 95 pounds. She's both the skinnies and biggest uhm.. titted.... girl I've ever seen.
Wern't you all about this girl a few weeks ago?
Just fuck her friends and post her naked pics on TNL please.
I really don't care what the fuck you do.
www.livejournal.com
Yep, all really sound advice. Pics and big tittied friend. Go for it.
That'd be pretty cool to see some skinny chick whose chest represents possibly 10% of her body weight.
Drug her and then force her to eat shards of glass.
Just break it off and quit playing.
I too would like to see this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocca
If Opaque can get a picture of himself, by her, naked (her, not him) I'll pay pal him a dollar and call him "king TNL" for a week.
Promise.
Through Myspace backtracking, I was unable to find a picture of the girl with big tits.
But they are pretty nice in person, I must say.
Dude, you bitch about women way too much. Please take Diff's advice.
Don't keep her around because she will just get more attached to you and when you finally break it off you will break her heart. Then she will become a crazy stalker bitch. You will also never get with her big booby friend because the first girl will blacklist you. Unless the big boob girl is a slut, in which case she won't give a shit about her friend's feelings. How good of friends are they?
Show her enough respect to break it off. Then go get you some strange pussy.
Don't be an asshole and fuck up mentally sound women for the rest of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
She is dating opague. How many of you really think she is mentally sound?
Yeah, she makes a point to cover them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
My last girlfriend turned me into an asshole. I don't care about hurting girls, I just care about making myself happy. I didn't want to be this way, but what can you do?Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
They're friends through friends. They get along great, but they don't hang out alone together, ever. She has a boyfriend though, so it would be a long time before I could make anything happen there.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
Also I'm probably too lazy to go through the effort it would take.
You forget that I workout, tan and make a lot of money working construction (no taxes). Girls my age usually don't get the treatment I give them.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
You're also not Opague.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
when did mowing grass and washing shit with a power sprayer become "construction?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
ownage.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
:( You don't have to be like that, no good will come of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Seriously, don't be an asshole. How would you like to be on her end of that? Just break up with her.
He'll get laid.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
I assume he thinks that is good.
Thats really the thing though. Most women do what he is desrcibing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tragic
You know what they say, “women are like monkeys, they don't let go of one branch until they have their hand firmly on another."
I disagree. Everything good will come of it. Taking care of your own needs before bending over backwards for anyone else is wonderful, and it makes you a more effective person in general.Quote:
Originally Posted by animegirl
If Opaque likes Sqaure, does that mean Opague likes Square?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rocca
I am sorry, but you would have to ask Opague that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grave
I frame houses now.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
I have for close to a year.
Girlfriends suck, especially when you don't even want one. Opaque, your answers lies in 2 questions. 1) Am I especially fond of this girl? 2) Does she put out well? If you answered no to both, I think the answer is clear.
Shut up Nap. The Men are talking.
Well, that's a lovely way to walk through life. Being an asshole because you assume everyone else is anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
I think Opaque would have to recuse himself for this to be an accurate statement.Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
I have more man in my left nut than you do in your whole body.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
Does not compute.
Your mom doesn't compute.
Mortal Kombat computes.
TITTY.
Confirmed.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
Flawless Victory.
I would break it off now. Your fake Friendship could turn into a Babality and you'll be stuck with her forever. Don't get stuck in the relationship netherrealm. Boot her to the Outworld.
Arn't you in your twenties now? That sounds like some angsty teenage emo bullshit to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Actually it sounds like every 20-something guy. You grow out of the teenage "if I lose you, I'll never find another girlfriend for the rest of my life :(" sappy shit, and you gain confidence in yourself and just do whatever the fuck you want without anyone holding you down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
whoop whoop
Yeah but he's still attributing a previous relationship to causing this "big change in his life and mentality". Allowing girls to fuck you like that sounds pretty weak in the willpower department and directly relates to what hundreds of Screamo bands play bad music about.Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq
Wow. Gohron has a point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
Go figure.
TOASTY!Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq
Abortality.
I always pop my MK Annihilation soundtrack in the CD player when I break up with a chick.
Nothing drives the point home like the MK Annihilation soundtrack!Quote:
Originally Posted by Revoltor
:lol: Awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq
And I think Opaque is in the "Grass is Greener on the Other Side" mode. To me that is the only thing that puts a hindrance on a decent relationship always asking myself if I could do better. Am I wasting my time with this girl when I could be having fun with a prettier/ richer/smarter/ sexier/ skinnier/ etc. girl. Theres no easy way to deal with that feeling. I say give her an ultimatum (dont tell her that,obviously) like until the end of the summer for your feelings to change for her, or for her to change and if that doesnt happen, just break it off.
It's what I'm doing with my current girlfriend (no stink btw )
Basically, if you feel this way to begin with, it's a sign that it probably wont work out.
You wouldnt even be thinking like this if you were with the "right" girl.
I don't think Opaque is looking for the "right" girl. He is looking for the best pussy, correct? And you said she was annoying, so, I don't see any point in pretending that you have interest in her. Break it off before she gets attached and find someone less annoying/better in bed/whatever you're looking for.
If she has a sister, go for it. Nothing drives the point of being over someone further than banging a relative.
How about you...do whatever makes you happy?
No joke. Be a man and get it over with.
Ninjas nailed it on the head.Quote:
Originally Posted by omfgninjas in iraq
Incorrect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gohron
She didn't make me feel sorry for myself like screamo band singers. She just made me realise that it's pointless to try and do anything but make yourself happy because that's what other people are going to do.
I like this idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
I'm giving her until my 21st birthday. If she doesn't change in the ways I want her to by then I'm out.
This is probably true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
It's not so much that I'm looking for the best pussy, but lets be honest, sex is really important in a relationship. Atleast, it's important to the extent that if it's not good the relationship can't last.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nomi
I'd probably be happier with her right now if we were still waiting to have sex because then I could have it in my mind that when we do it will be awesome and mind blowing; as it stands now I'm just worried that for however long I stay with her I'm going to wish I was getting it better from someone else.
The worst part? The girl I hooked up with a few times between this girlfriend the last was really, really good in bed; but I hated her personality to no end. If only I could use science to put my current girlfriends personality in the body of the girl who was awesome in bed.
Put your situation into perspective. Jetman's goal is to find a girl who doesn't smell like a toxic waste dump.
I know this. My girlfriend is good looking, smart, is gonna make a lot of money (likely a lot more than I make, at least for the next few years), and her family is rich - way beyond me, in other words. But still I get that feeling.Quote:
prettier/ richer/smarter/ sexier/ skinnier/
Words from the wise... "for every hot chick out there, there is a guy tired of fucking her".
yeah, that has become one of the traits I look for now, but I think the opinion is logical from the perspective of any guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
I think a guy has to be at a certain maturity level and time of his life to get to the point that he just is willing to accept a certain girl as a girlfriend or something more. It's a timing issue.
Maybe in this phase of Opaque's life he just isnt looking for what this girl has to offer and want more of a sexpot. Later on he may want the opposite, and still later he may find he wants something right in the middle, or he may just come out of the closet and proclaim his love for Jemery, I dont know.
People just tend to want different things at certain times in their life...
I spend far too much time trying to better myself physically to settle for Jemery.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jetman
Maybe if he started hitting the gym a little.
I never thought about it like that before.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
It's a great point though.
That was beautifully articulated, I must say. That quote is 100% dead on.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
I would say just break it off with her now. But you dont listen to me anyhow, so :tu: .
Also: You have to remember that you have to get rid of her before she dumps you first. You and I both know that you want to be the winner in this one.
I was going to bring this point up. Are you realy going to want to have to worry about being faithful to your girlfriend when its your birthday in Vegas, and you're absolutely trashed? I think not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
I don't know that I want to mess around with girls in vegas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
I mean, I don't VD and I'd like to keep it that way.
I said it months ago and nobody noticed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Opaque
Thats because it was probably infused with one of your IP-infatuated flame posts.
Sex isn't everything. In my last relationship the sex was fantastic but over the years she became a major bitch. At this point, looking for someone new, I could really give a shit about sex.
That's because it's you.Quote:
Originally Posted by g0zen
You shut your whore mouth.
I think you should stay with her until you're able to admit to yourself that vaginal sex with a woman isnt your thing.
Dump her, unless you're a pansy that can't stand being alone. She may be mediocre, but the fact that you have a woman, no matter how mediocre she may be, will interfere with you seeking out new, improved, more interesting poon. Next thing you'll know, you'll have been dating her for years just because you couldn't be bothered looking with any real effort. I've had that shit happen to friends of mine.
Dump her, and you'll have 100% of your resources free to seek out something better.
IBTN. Why lead her on?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hubbitron
Just make sure the new strange pussy isn't stinky pussy like Jetman's girl.
Poor Jetman :(
Nomi said pussy, lol.
I had something relevant to drop in here but most of it has already been said. Diff brought some knowledge to the table, so did Nomi. As for me, I'm lucky, like Diff. My girlfriend is hot, smart, will make more money than I will, has a well to do family. I'm not hot, I'm smart enough, I make good money, but not ZOMG SUPER BUCKS, and my family is doing alright. I've never 2nd guessed our relationship. It's hit or miss man, go out there and get you some.
But it's totally true. No matter how physically hot a girl is, guys will still want to look elsewhere. Especially if she's a vapid retard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
Looks are important, yeah, but personality is what keeps you around once the "new" wears off.
I like everything about my girlfriend and I still want to fuck every girl I meet
There's the problem I'm having. Luckily she requires sex about every ten minutes to ensure that I don't stray from her. She is the succubus and I love every minute of it.
Mine is the opposite. I need to pester her for a good 24-48 hours before it happens
Shit sucks. You need to work on that dave.
http://www.vintagecotton.com/upload/295.jpg
Bingo. It's the difference between trying to get out of a relationship with a troll for a year and having a promising, fulfilling relationship with a girl who's far more than she seems and is a hell of a lot of fun to be around.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
The story of my love life.
How very profound and ... terriblely sad. I did not quite expect that from you, Diff.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
I have this problem too.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
I have this problem too.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Sometimes.
Pig.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Kill her.Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Yup. Why keep someone you're not happy with around? They could be keeping you from meeting someone you'll really dig and be happy with.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
why not? :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by M
Because you're used to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dolemite
That's the reason why at least 80% of people get married. It's stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Josh
That reminds me of a great story Lee Trevino told a long while ago. Same moral.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
O, if for some reason you feel inclined to remain with her, which seems to be the case, then just start fucking some other chick on the side while you're still with this one. That way you won't have to go through what appears to be a difficult break up and you'll still get your pussy. It will be great and you'll probably be able to fuck the chick you're cheating with like a dog. If your girlfriend catches you, then she won't be your problem anymore anyway. How a chick could be with a guy, not put out, yet expect to not be cheated on is beyond me. Fucking as many women as we're attracted to is our nature, regardless of what social reprogramming has been done to us. It's like how those domesticated pit bulls and rotweilers still will attack their owners on occassion, for no apparent reason other than the fact that they're vicious dogs.
Why must I be like that, why must I chase the cat? Nothin' but the dog in me!
I'm in Chux/Diff club. I got lucky, and I can handle that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chux
pig tittie girl pics pls
This is all going to culminate with Opaque posting a sex tape of he and his girlfriend that we don't want to see but will download and watch anyway.
You don't seem old enough or jaded enough. my first thought was "how old is he again? shit."Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
as someone who has dated lots, and been treated like shit.. it rings so painfully true. I can literally apply it to situations from long ago where I think "WTF?" and it does make me so terribly sad. but life isnt fair.
And I'm going with my husband to Hawaii in T- 3 days and counting for a fucking week. EAT IT! FUCKING EAT IT! WOO
Shit gets difficult when you live together. The car would be hers, she'd probably try and take the cat, I get the TV, she'd have to move back to her mom's place.
It's too much of a hassle, I'll just stay in the relationship and take my sex three times a week.
Hawaii is fucking sweet. What island are you staying on?Quote:
Originally Posted by M
Check out my Hawaii thread for details on my trip there last year.
Is this why you are so mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by dave is ok
Coming from someone who's lucky to get sex three times a year... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by IronPlant
Are we supposed to be counting our rate of sex or something?
Is sex an RPG, where the more you have it, the more xp you get and then you sex level up?
The dropped items in sex probably wouldn't be too nifty.
I, for one, would not equip a ghonorrea bangle or an AutoImmuneDeficiancySash
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
I'm just going to grind up to level 400 using skanky bitches
dont trust dave, hes a ninja XO
lol @ AutoImmuneDeficiancySash.Quote:
Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
The random encounters are fun, but annoying at the same time because you never know what you'll get- a simple little romp to boost your stats or a nastly bug that can really fuck up your magic sword. I like it more when you can see them coming on the world map and decide if it's safe to engage.
I lol'd.
I equipped the Herpes Plate in a moment of haste, now I find out it's binded to me. :(
lawl it's BOP.
I doubt IP has got it three times ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by napalm