The Super Spectacular Summer Blockbuster thread

Actually I just stole all the movie releases from the Onion:
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48016/1

MAY
Poseidon
Da Vinci Code
Over the Hedge
X-Men 3

JUNE
The Breakup
The Omen
Cars
Nacho Libre
Lake House
Fast and the Furious 3
Click
Garfield 2
Superman Returns
The Devil Wears Prada

JULY
Little Man
Pirates of the Carribean 2
Pulse
You, Me and Dupree
Lady in the Water
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Monster House
Miami Vice
Little Miss Sunshine

AUGUST
Flags of our Fathers
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
World Trade Center
Zoom
Snakes on a Plane
Clerks 2
Idlewild


I've gotta be honest and say this Summer's crop looks really good. A lot of overblown filler and tons of shitty star vehicles but I'm still psyched for Miami Vice, Pirates 2 and Lady in the Water. The rest will serve as hopping material to be scheduled accordingly.

I'm interested in-

Da Vinci Code
X-Men 3
Nacho Libre
Superman Returns
POTC2 Dead Man's Chest
Lady in the Water
Miami Vice

And of course...THE summer movie: Snakes on a Plane.

I know for a fact that I'll check these out in the theater...

X-Men 3
Nacho Libre
Superman Returns
Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Clerks 2
Snakes on a Plane

I don't really care about the rest, I guess I'll end up seeing a few of them on bootleg but only if someone I know has it.

I only really care about X3, Pirates 2 and Miami Vice

Rest looks crappy. Not much to look forward this summer.

JUNE
The Omen
Nacho Libre

JULY
Pirates of the Carribean 2
Miami Vice

AUGUST
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
World Trade Center
Snakes on a Plane
Clerks 2

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Despair

Not much to look forward this summer.

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Snakes on a Plane is more than enough for the whole year.

Why does "Little Man" exist, and why do people laugh at the preview every time I see it?

...and why the fuck does it seem to play before EVERY MOVIE?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Xeno G

Snakes on a Plane is more than enough for the whole year.

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Is it still being called that? My mom even knew what Snakes on a Plane was and asked me if I was going to see it. I almost peed my pants. Said she saw something about it on Regis or some shit (whatever old people watch).

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Revoltor

Actually I just stole all the movie releases from the Onion:
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48016/1

MAY
X-Men 3

JUNE
Nacho Libre
Superman Returns

JULY
Pirates of the Carribean 2

AUGUST
Snakes on a Plane
Clerks 2

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Sounds about right

Only interested in Superman, Vice and Snakes.. and I'm calling Pirates as this summer's box office king..