Hows Chi town treating you Mzo? Miss the flat wasteland glory that is FL?
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Hows Chi town treating you Mzo? Miss the flat wasteland glory that is FL?
Nick once wandered into my home and worked with my father fighting off cattle drivers. After the drivers hired a deadly assassin to kill him, Nick picked up his guns for the first time and years and finally brought peace to this neighborhood. Realizing that he was truely the last gun in Suburbia, he got in his brown '86 Lincoln Towncar and drove off into the rising morning sun as I called after him "NICK! COME BACK!" He didn't listen, then I sold the rights to Nick's story to be made into the movie "Shane."
Nick is the only person on earth that can defeat Chuck Norris.
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Originally Posted by Shinobi128
We were telling the tales of Nick's fury like this well before the Chuck Norris fad began.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shinobi128
STFU nub
Josh's spunk may cure cancer, but Nick created cancer and then created spunk and then created Josh to take care of of the cancer because he had better things to do with his time than jerk off.
Nick created the Chuck Norris fad.
...and I'm sure you created the Nick fad, so Josh must be the father of internet obsessive running jokes.
This may or may not be a good thing.
Nick killed John Connor.
Nick is my father.