Last night I dreamed that I was at a party and my ex-girlfriend showed up, and she went off with Mr.-K and then came down and talked about them banging a lot.
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Last night I dreamed that I was at a party and my ex-girlfriend showed up, and she went off with Mr.-K and then came down and talked about them banging a lot.
She's also hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by burgundy
Well, at least you didn't watch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowutopia
You can't have a hot girlfriend without having a hot friend. The force must be in balance.
(She also has to be friends with you, not the girlfriend. This is key.)
Or jizz in his mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr-K
He could be leaving out the creepy details.
That would be a new approach.
IP = Matt Damon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhydant
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Originally Posted by burgundy
This is correct. And add that your girlfriend will attempt to be nice to her when they are together, then pester you for hours afterwords with questions like "Did you date her?" and not giving you any for two days. The latter only works if you live together.
Um.. ok.