What ever you do don't use this stuff!

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22 Jun 2006, 06:29 PM
Daitokuji

What ever you do don't use this stuff!

I was in local pharmacy to buy some rubbers and noticed this product near them and thought... "Maybe this can be fun alittle tingling sensation" The time comes to try it and boy does that shit burn! I didn't tingle, not for me or for my girl. Whatever you do, DO NOT USE THIS PRODUCT!
22 Jun 2006, 06:57 PM
Tracer

Like rubbing Vicks Vaporub on your piece. =(
22 Jun 2006, 10:19 PM
Rhydant

Opaque and I knew some guys in high school that put IcyHot on their balls to help with beating off.

Apparently they ran into the backyard pool crying like bitches.

Quote:

Originally Posted by on the site

Play Tingle is not suitable for internal anal use

pwn.
22 Jun 2006, 10:48 PM
LoneDreamer

I keep giving my man a hard time by suggesting that stuff. You see, a while back he had a hurt leg, so I offered to rub some Icy Hot on it...and I did indeed get him in the junk with it. And to prove what an idiot I am, I did it twice! Wait, does that make me dumb, or him? Anyway, tingling in the genitals is not normal, natural, or enjoyable.
22 Jun 2006, 11:15 PM
stormy

I recommend Dr.Bonner's Peppermint soap for the balls. It's like they went skiing first thing in the morning. Quite invigorating. The first time i used it it made me giggle.
22 Jun 2006, 11:51 PM
cigsthecat

Herpes IMO.
22 Jun 2006, 11:57 PM
Blaster

Go for the natural burn. Eat a few potent jalepenos about 30 minutes before you use your equipment(men or women). Anyone who's exprienced this knows what I'm talking about.
23 Jun 2006, 02:58 AM
animegirl

They made this Warming Sensation lube which I tried. I like to use a lot so I squirted a bunch on there and holy shit, it felt like my snatch was on fire. So yeah, stick to Astroglide.
23 Jun 2006, 03:30 AM
Rumpy

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneDreamer

And to prove what an idiot I am, I did it twice! Wait, does that make me dumb, or him?

That means you can't be trusted with genitalia without careful supervision.
23 Jun 2006, 06:53 AM
FX

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneDreamer

I keep giving my man a hard time by suggesting that stuff. You see, a while back he had a hurt leg, so I offered to rub some Icy Hot on it...and I did indeed get him in the junk with it. And to prove what an idiot I am, I did it twice! Wait, does that make me dumb, or him? Anyway, tingling in the genitals is not normal, natural, or enjoyable.

Let me guess....the first time was the mistake; the second time was when he yelped with pain and you tried to help cool off his kids? :lol:
23 Jun 2006, 07:10 AM
dakidski

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

it felt like my snatch was on fire.

Yeah, I'm known for causing that... You go girl.
23 Jun 2006, 11:45 AM
Chux

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneDreamer

I keep giving my man a hard time by suggesting that stuff. You see, a while back he had a hurt leg, so I offered to rub some Icy Hot on it...and I did indeed get him in the junk with it. And to prove what an idiot I am, I did it twice! Wait, does that make me dumb, or him? Anyway, tingling in the genitals is not normal, natural, or enjoyable.

lol gross, stop talking about that shit, I know you guys.
23 Jun 2006, 11:54 AM
LoneDreamer

Well, no one else I know read this, so I didn't think you would.
23 Jun 2006, 12:51 PM
Chux

loooool. I think I already heard you guys talk about this anyway like a year ago or whatever.
23 Jun 2006, 01:00 PM
Dolemite

I'll take a nice teabagging over tingling lube on my balls any day.
23 Jun 2006, 01:19 PM
FX

That reminds me of the time I got myself:

I hurt my shoulder somehow, and my wife asked me if I wanted to rub some Icy Hot on it to ease the pain - so I got a good glob and slopped it on my shoulder. I remembered reading thread similar to this a few years ago and instantly thought "go wash my hands". When I got up to do it, my wife called me, and I got distracted. I stood up from the computer and while talking to her, I reached to adjust my junk...then I remembered too late, and at that point, I had a handful of frank and beans before I could catch myself..

Let's just say washing it off doesn't help at all. Stills burns for a good while afterwards.
23 Jun 2006, 03:46 PM
Blaster

http://i4.peapod.com/c/SZ/SZTLW.jpg

I swear by these!! And no I don't mean you rub them all over yourself, you eat the freaking things. :wtf:
23 Jun 2006, 05:21 PM
Cheebs

Lol. Just by looking at the thread title I knew this was about putting something on your wang. :D
24 Jun 2006, 01:03 AM
animegirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by FX

That reminds me of the time I got myself:

I hurt my shoulder somehow, and my wife asked me if I wanted to rub some Icy Hot on it to ease the pain - so I got a good glob and slopped it on my shoulder. I remembered reading thread similar to this a few years ago and instantly thought "go wash my hands". When I got up to do it, my wife called me, and I got distracted. I stood up from the computer and while talking to her, I reached to adjust my junk...then I remembered too late, and at that point, I had a handful of frank and beans before I could catch myself..

Let's just say washing it off doesn't help at all. Stills burns for a good while afterwards.

Were you on the computer naked? :eek:
24 Jun 2006, 06:13 AM
FX

Quote:

Originally Posted by animegirl

Were you on the computer naked? :eek:

NO! :lol:

Let me be more specific:

Quote:

I reached inside my pants to adjust my junk...