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I can't believe they didn't include Golden Axe or Rastan.
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I can't believe they didn't include Golden Axe or Rastan.
The intro to Neo Contra has more manliness in it's pinky than 20 so-called "manly" games.
Their whole list is pretty weak... God of War, Max Payne, Serious Sam, Metal Gear Solid, Doom, Unreal, and GTA drip their dudely perspiration in these games' general direction. And Fight Night's more manly than Punch-out, sorry.
I wonder how many people have actually played Custer's Revenge. It seems like ultimate example of a game that gets name-dropped just because, by people that have never touched it in their life.
DOES NOT COMPUTEQuote:
Honorable Mention:
Animal Crossing (GC)
how are the contra guys more manly than the double dragons? they get killed in one hit...from a guy bumping into them, thats not manly, thats hemophelia.
This list is wasted potential.
all lists on the internet are wasted potential, find something questionable and make a snarky comment about it like the rest of the people who are going to post here.
Well... I mean I knew God of War was the manliest game ever after about five minutes, this is just a bunch of crummy NES games. Lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by frostwolf ex
Bacon, you forgot Duke Nukem 3D (though Duke is pretty gay if you think about it).
Where is Two Crude Dudes? Lies. All lies.
No Choaniki? That should have won by default.
Ninja fucking Gaiden. If there's something manlier than kicking a guy's head off, I want to hear it. And Bruce Lee: Quest of the Dragon, because even if the game is complete garbage the only guy Bruce can't out-man is Clint Eastwood, and maybe not even then because now Bruce has the advantage of ghost powers.
Also, NBA 2K6, because you can be Wilt Chamberlain.
http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/74/wilt45kb.jpg
That is automatically #1, until they make the official Shaft game.
No Duke Nukem 3D = shit list.
I mean, come on. No game is more custom-made for this list.
i thought smash tv was pretty manly. and that other game....where you're a cop and there were bunches of buttons and you were taking down drug lords or something....narc?
Narc?
Damn, that was some hot shit. Wasn't the game crap though, or am I thinking of something else?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon
Not impressed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon
Leon Kennedy was pretty badass in RE4... until he turned down Ashley at the end. He should've broke that shit in half.
DS games aren't manly by default. GTFO.
It's a man list, not a closet homosexual list.Quote:
Originally Posted by sethsez
IBTNQuote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
I really enjoy it. It's not really Contra so much in the canonical sense... top-down view, kind of a modern Ikari Warriors or somesuch (with a bit of Layer Section-style secondary lock in thrown in for good measure). But semantics aside, it's a damn fine game and a blast with two players.Quote:
Originally Posted by FuryFox
Then what's a wrestling game doing on there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Geohound
Great Puma doesn't bat for the other team, son.Quote:
Originally Posted by sethsez
http://media.arstechnica.com/journal...guy%20game.jpg
Without this, the list is moot.
Children worry about format. Men just play the damn things.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
James
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Modern manly games like God of War are only pretenders.
WTFQuote:
There are a number of factors at work here: the level of manly violence the game depicts and challenge perhaps being the most important.
Doesn't this list need some MK or Thrill Kill?
The inclusion of Ikaruga is pretty mystifying, even stranger still is the lack of segata sanshiro.
Damn, ya beat me to it...lol. It goes for like $50 on Ebay now too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raz0r
narc for the arcade/nes/whatever the hell else it was for was manly, the new narc was just sad. but the old narc was masively manly, tearing through a drug lab shooting rockets into comicly inaccurate equipment and riddling druggies with machine gun fire was one of my favorite things, though one had to have queensrych's "empire" blasting in the background for full effect(though mettalica's "battery" was also acceptable).Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisco Bold
and strider is right, ninja gaiden black was the manliest game in recent memory. he destroys a tank and a gunship with a bow and arrow,
also mercenaries was pretty damn manly.
Not true. The Guy Game is for nerds who can't get laid. Not very manly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raz0r
Oh, and the Mortal Kombat series is manly. And Johnny Cage is not afraid to die...
Ditto.Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
I was following that until... "NEO CONTRAAAAAaaa"Quote:
The intro to Neo Contra has more manliness in it's pinky than 20 so-called "manly" games.
Kaz Harai didn't have anything to do with that, did he?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tain
I love that opening song. So cheese... at very least, it stands above the standard butt-rock opening most would have gone with. I think Konami was going through a pseudo-James Bond theme phase that year, see also: Snake Eater.
SiN Emergence has a lollable opening song - its way, way better than Snake Eater (which is one of the worst songs I've ever heard in my life), but really has no business being in a game about guns and tits.
Someday
you'll walk
in the raaaaain
And someday
you may
eat a tree frooog
Well....both games certainly do include more than enough man-loin to get the job done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy Hits
While some of the games on the list may be manly, none of them are bad enough to save the president. :(
The fact that it's even on the list is disgusting. To suggest that raping women is somehow manly is downright filthy and vile. Having known someone that was just raped; I find the inclusion of Custer's Revenge deplorable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacon
There is nothing manly about rape, period.
Same... they just jacked a song from the MK:A soundtrack and put some dumb bitch singing in the background.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tain
I lied, it was from MK:More Kombat. Chemlab - Exiled
Why is it that every action movie trailer nowadays has that LOTR music?
Because your mom decreed it, and thus it was so.
Which was originally from Requiem for a Dream....Quote:
Originally Posted by diffusionx
Owned.Quote:
Originally Posted by TobalRox
We need to create a TNL Manliest list. Already on the list is Ninja Gaiden Black, obviously, and we have a worthy mention of the original Narc.
I nominate Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver. Absolutely aces on the Dreamcast, Raziel starts off as a vampire (positive points already) who is betrayed by his leader, and as a revived wraith instead of acting like an emo f-chan pussy decides to kill his brothers and the man that betrayed him, and anyone associated with them.
http://www.desktoprating.com/wallpap...aper-thumb.jpg = Manly.
and smash tv!!!
Space Channel 5 part 2 should be on that list.
If only he didn't have that gayass haircut. Talk about terrible design choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geohound
kirby should be at the top of the list 'cause he's pink and pretty gay and you have to be really secure with your manlyness to sit down and play it and not worry about people calling you a fag and stuff.
Kirby sucks and blows everything in sight.Quote:
Originally Posted by rama
He's definitely out.
he eats people and shits them out while stealing from them. that's pretty manly.
Actually, I'm sure that list would simply be 10 different ports of MK and MKIIQuote:
Originally Posted by Geohound
So it would be accurate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Videodrone
Change your sig plz.
DoneQuote:
Originally Posted by Kano on the Phone
Man, I really wish some of you Metal hating retards would start posting your idiotic opinions on this website.
http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...id=19755&stc=1Quote:
Originally Posted by Geohound
Terrible list.
And why do people say Duke is gay?
Completely unrelated, but in Snake Eater....giving you the option to "see through snakes eyes" and stare at boobs was so retarded. I know the whole game was over the top, but cmon... lame.
It's hard to imagine why you're so unpopular.Quote:
Originally Posted by GameGandalf
m-hm. this can go right under kirby on the list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoshi
Yoshi's Island is an allegory of drug use, so I'd put it on the list.
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That applies to all of the Mario games.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geohound
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y20...Soundboard.swfQuote:
Originally Posted by Nash