Worst Lawsuit Ever

Goes to Allen Heckard!!!

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/storie....314c6e50.html

Yeah, Air Dorkdon, you gotta real good chance of winning this.



PS I promise to behave.

Michael Jordan looks like me too, that bitch!

But seriously, this is easily not the "worst lawsuit ever!!!1!" This guy has a great case of not getting anything from Jordan. Easy as that. Plus he looks like a crack head, Jordan is only a gambling fiend.

If you mean by worst=most idiotic lawsuit ever, well, you might have something.

Yes, most idiotic/worst lawsuit ever...

“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan), said Heckard."

lol

If the guy has been so horribly bothered the past fifteen years, he would have grown his hair out or something like that.

Is this the Jordan thing? *looks at thread*

Yup, it's the Jordan thing.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Cheebs

Is this the Jordan thing? *looks at thread*

Yup, it's the Jordan thing.

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LOL

Like I said on another site, if this guy wins, I'm going after the "lightskinned brother market", since everyone says I look like their cousin. :p

He black. He has a shaved head.

Yep, he's Jordan alright

I'm sueing Jesus.

And not Nicholas Cage?

jesus won't show up for the court date.