Stop getting married at 20 years old.

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19 Jul 2006, 10:56 AM
g0zen

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Originally Posted by Cowdisease

Hope you signed a prenup.

If not, he's a chump.
19 Jul 2006, 11:57 AM
Drewbacca

I've noticed a trend amongst young people to overplay their age. I've heard a lot of young people my age say something along the lines of "Ugh... I'm getting old." after a hard day's work or something. No motherfucker, you aren't getting old. You're young. You're getting older. I've heard it a lot, enough to make me wonder what the hell they were thinking.

My point being that some young people just don't see the big picture in life at all. Life doesn't end after high school or 30, even at 50 you still have a good chunk of change left. If you play your cards right life should be at its best when you're around 30 (women tend to look their hottest around this age).

If you feel like shit after 8 hours of work and you're 20 you need to get more excercise or eat better.
19 Jul 2006, 12:05 PM
Vasteel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cowdisease

Hope you signed a prenup.

It's something that you need to have. 'Cause when she leaves your ass, she's gonna leave with half.
19 Jul 2006, 12:12 PM
Razor Ramon

Women look their hottest at 14. Pls blv.
19 Jul 2006, 12:17 PM
Drewbacca

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Women look their hottest at 14. Pls blv.

Mzo joke account?
19 Jul 2006, 12:20 PM
Yoshi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

Life doesn't end after high school or 30, even at 50 you still have a good chunk of change left. If you play your cards right life should be at its best when you're around 30 (women tend to look their hottest around this age).

You're on fucking drugs if you think 30 year-old women are hotter than 18-19 year-old women. Life doesn't end at 30 or 50, but if you're married you wish it did.
19 Jul 2006, 12:26 PM
Razor Ramon

http://www.bundyology.com/bal2.jpg
19 Jul 2006, 12:33 PM
Yoshi

That's me, baby.
19 Jul 2006, 01:57 PM
Drewbacca

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

You're on fucking drugs if you think 30 year-old women are hotter than 18-19 year-old women. Life doesn't end at 30 or 50, but if you're married you wish it did.

lol. You don't know what's up.

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

http://www.bundyology.com/bal2.jpg

Bullseye
19 Jul 2006, 02:03 PM
Othello Harrington

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoshi

You're on fucking drugs if you think 30 year-old women are hotter than 18-19 year-old women. Life doesn't end at 30 or 50, but if you're married you wish it did.

Agreed completely, the angry young virgins on the board may protest, but it's true.

18-24 is the hot zone, 25-32 is lukewarm, and 32-xx is past their prime and they better be able to cook.
19 Jul 2006, 02:05 PM
Rich

IBTN.
19 Jul 2006, 02:09 PM
Fe 26

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

Shut up, IronPlant. You said that the government never gets called on its shit and in less than ten minutes you were corrected by the overwhelming evidence to the contrary. It's the same way when you spouted your stupidty over union. There's probably a million other examples but you're not worth digging up the forums (you don't even rate Jemery level attention).

It's better than surfing youtube for another hour.

I'm gozen, I think I'm so smart and important, blah blah blah
19 Jul 2006, 02:14 PM
M

lol

and HAHZAA!
19 Jul 2006, 02:20 PM
MarsKitten

If this board is any representation of the male sex, I'm glad I don't want any.

LoL +1 M
19 Jul 2006, 02:32 PM
Fe 26

>_> I can be cute, I promise
19 Jul 2006, 03:05 PM
Yoshi

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

lol. You don't know what's up.

Maybe it's so fucking cold in Canada that it takes them an extra 10 years to warm up.
19 Jul 2006, 03:07 PM
Othello Harrington

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoshi

Maybe it's so fucking cold in Canada that it takes them an extra 10 years to warm up.

No they wait for their women to fatten up before they are plucked, gotta pack on the meat to survive in the freezer.

PS. I'm lying some Canucks are teh hotness.
19 Jul 2006, 04:23 PM
haohmaru

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Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba

...and 32-xx is past their prime and they better be able to cook.

At 32+, they're too smart to cook, even if they can. ;)
19 Jul 2006, 07:18 PM
Brisco Bold

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew

If you play your cards right life should be at its best when you're around 30 (women tend to look their hottest around this age).

I agree... to an extent.
19 Jul 2006, 07:59 PM
Burky

I haven't read the whole thread, but if it's getting too far past 32, you'd have to start wondering why they haven't settled down and got married already.

My parents got married when they were 22 I think, whilst at university, and had me at 23, and my brother at 25. Too young in my opinion; I'd certainly never get married so young nor trust my emotions at that age.

The thing I'd most be afraid of when getting married would be if I went off the woman and felt nothing for her soon after marrying her. That's probably why I'd wait longer so my emotions could mature enough to make the right choice. 30 sounds about right imo.
19 Jul 2006, 08:02 PM
haohmaru

The only time that marriage is right is when you meet the right person.

My mom put it this way, and I totally agree with her:

If you're thinking about marrying someone then picture them getting into a horrible accident and losing both legs or being permanently disabled. Would you stick with them, regardless? If you answer this "yes', then you're with the right person.
19 Jul 2006, 08:07 PM
Razor Ramon

Amputees are divorcable. Just don't plan on banging any of her friends.
19 Jul 2006, 08:13 PM
haohmaru

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Originally Posted by Razor Ramon

Amputees are divorcable. Just don't plan on banging any of her friends.

That really wasn't the point.

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