MMA? Pfft, MTV says SUCK IT!

Now THIS is what real martial arts is all about! It's a new and totally radical show on mtv that gathers super badass 20 something martial arts in a kumite of challenges to determine the true number 1 martial artist in the world (of reality television)!!!

All of you traditional martial artists out there have been right all along, I now see the light!

Check out some rad videos!

Sweet vid one, hiyaa!

WARNING - HEAD CONTACT! I Need 70 points to win! YES

Oh hellz ya, sign me up!

Sweet vid two - damn, watch the chi there buddy!

Precut boards and kicking in water!? What are these people ninja turtles or are they totally insane!?

Man, I am just hiyaa'ing in my chair getting so pysched up for the first episode!

MTV FINAL FU WESBITE!

KARATE CHOP!

wow

...just...wow

LOL @ these faggot pretty-boys and girls. UFC has nothing to worry about. This shit's like Romper Room.

Oh, and that black dude with the pony tail is a retard. "Let's go, baby! Hee-yahh!!"

Still, a good idea. They just need to have no rules or padding, and hold the matches in creepy, dark underground arenas surrounded by cheering crowds.

That's just embarrassing.
They could have done something cool, like an ultimate ninja challenge with ambush missions, archery, fencing, climbing etc., or a blunt weapon tourney a'la Last Bronx.
Instead, we get a bunch of kempo and TKD pansies in kiddie kumite, with video game bonus rounds.
Test your might!

That show makes me think "Tiger Schulman's."

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Originally Posted by Dolemite

Still, a good idea. They just need to have no rules or padding, and hold the matches in creepy, dark underground arenas surrounded by cheering crowds.

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With Wilmer Valderamma hosting please

Good call.

Then, at the end of the tourney, you have to fight him.

pretty cool.

But why is that ring like so damn small. The ring should be that whole area. If not they should have like all out brawl.

And I agree ambush ninjas ... with a cheesy graphic would be cool.

Yeah this reminds me of a Tiger Schulmann's infomercial. Lol.

The host is pretty rad, imo

Why does he keep saying salut?
Is he french or something?