Sex and PS2 Sabotage Brazil's World Cup Run

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24 Jul 2006, 05:46 PM
Yoshi

Sex and PS2 Sabotage Brazil's World Cup Run

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Originally Posted by GameSpot

When Brazil entered the 2006 World Cup as the favorite to take the championship, many pointed toward two-time FIFA player of the year Ronaldinho as the reason the team was the top seed. When Brazil was knocked out by France in the quarterfinals, fingers again pointed toward the star--who was held scoreless and did not play nearly up to his billing--this time to blame. British tabloid The Sun says that Ronaldinho's poor showing was due to some off-field lovefests and plenty of PlayStation 2. In an interview with his girlfriend, French model Alexandra Paressant, the femme says that the soccer star would break team rules and sneak into her hotel room to "make love all night" and unwind by playing 2006 FIFA World Cup on the PlayStation 2. The Star implies that it wasn't the marathon sex sessions that left him worn out for competition. "Instead, [Paressant] says, his habit of playing PlayStation after their romps may have knocked his form."

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6154545.html

If he wised up and got Winning Eleven 9, they wouldn't have even qualified. ;)
24 Jul 2006, 05:50 PM
kingoffighters

Exactly... I don't blame him for sneaking into his gf's room and do whatever... but playing an inferior game like FIFA is just dumb :D
24 Jul 2006, 05:56 PM
Joust Williams

Why is he playing it on the PS2 anyway? If you're going to play the shitty soccer game, you might as well play it on The Official System of the High Rollers.
24 Jul 2006, 05:57 PM
Thief Silver

Your mom?
24 Jul 2006, 06:00 PM
Brand X

http://www.jornaldamidia.com.br/noti...Paressant2.jpg +http://www.lancenet.com.br/fotos2006...ronaldinho.jpg = :confused:
24 Jul 2006, 07:26 PM
Yoshi

Dinero or whatever money is in Potugese.
24 Jul 2006, 07:42 PM
Othello Harrington

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

Dinero or whatever money is in Potugese.

The Euro.

Anywho, so what, I have played PS(1) I'm old, fucked all night, and threw a 3 hitter against Indiana. It's a bullshit lamer excuse, and I ain't buying it.

God damn that Resident Evil, it could have been a no hitter. Does a comment like that even make sense, just goes to prove soccer is a great sport ruined by pantywastes like Renainahahahahaho or whatever he's called.
24 Jul 2006, 07:44 PM
Josh

Your mom ruined soccer.
24 Jul 2006, 07:46 PM
Othello Harrington

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Originally Posted by Josh

Your mom ruined soccer.

If that were the case, then she's my hero.
24 Jul 2006, 08:04 PM
Brand X

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Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba

Anywho, so what, I have played PS(1) I'm old, fucked all night, and threw a 3 hitter against Indiana. It's a bullshit lamer excuse, and I ain't buying it..

lol. A 3 hitter against a collegiate team will definitely score you some supermodel pussy.
24 Jul 2006, 08:06 PM
voltz

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Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba

If that were the case, then she's my hero.

BELIVE IT!
24 Jul 2006, 08:16 PM
Othello Harrington

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Originally Posted by Brand X

lol. A 3 hitter against a collegiate team will definitely score you some supermodel pussy.

Yeah right, have you seen my pictures in the picture thread, I got a yapper instead.

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Originally Posted by Brand X

lol. A 3 hitter against a collegiate team will definitely score you some supermodel pussy.

Hate to say it, virgin, but pussy is pussy bro, you find me the hottest chick in the world (hint: You'll have to use google) and I'll show you a guy tired of hitting it.
24 Jul 2006, 09:32 PM
Brand X

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Originally Posted by Biff_Pocoroba

Hate to say it, virgin, but pussy is pussy bro, you find me the hottest chick in the world (hint: You'll have to use google) and I'll show you a guy tired of hitting it.

lol. You don't even make sense, and you really only needed to quote me once, virgin. ;)
24 Jul 2006, 09:40 PM
StriderKyo

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Originally Posted by Joust Williams

Why is he playing it on the PS2 anyway? If you're going to play the shitty soccer game, you might as well play it on The Official System of the High Rollers.

PS3 isn't out yet though.
24 Jul 2006, 09:44 PM
Joust Williams

OK, the High Roller system that people give a damn about because the company behind it isn't making ludicrously stupid marketing decisions.
24 Jul 2006, 09:59 PM
Yoshi

The Wii isn't out yet either.
24 Jul 2006, 10:02 PM
Joust Williams

LAWL @ people who care about the Wii.
24 Jul 2006, 10:02 PM
Othello Harrington

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Originally Posted by Joust Williams

LAWL @ people who care about the Wii.

LAWL at people who take the time to post about it.
24 Jul 2006, 10:05 PM
Joust Williams

Yes, that 6 seconds was grueling.
24 Jul 2006, 10:06 PM
Othello Harrington

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Originally Posted by Joust Williams

Yes, that 6 seconds was grueling.

Your damn right, now give them back to me.
24 Jul 2006, 10:07 PM
Yoshi

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Originally Posted by Joust Williams

Yes, that 6 seconds was grueling.

That's what you said to Biff's mom.
24 Jul 2006, 10:16 PM
Othello Harrington

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Originally Posted by Yoshi

That's what you said to Biff's mom.

http://www.musicobsession.com/Pictur...gers143837.jpg

At least Renardlesso is a man about it, gets the job done then hits the PSII, no doubt asking how is el sandwhicho is doing.