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Wasn't he captured at the very beginning? They show him being tied up with that Batman wannabe right before the cops get there. I assume he is still in Arkham. Unless I missed it being announced that he escaped, he is still in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gas
Maybe a Joker-turned Scarecrow of sorts?
I've ignored this thread so as not to ruin the movie. After I post this, I'll read what everyone else's said about it.
POTENTIAL SPOILERS AHEAD, BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE MOVIE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS THREAD FOR ANYWAY?
THIS MOVIE SUCKED!
I liked the Joker. Heath did a great job, though I wouldn't say it's "Oscar worthy". He was definitely the highlight of the film though.
Dawson looked like she suffered from Downs Syndrome. Bruce Wayne is hanging out with hot ballerinas and models, but he's really going to fawn over some bitch who looked like she peaked when the Ark was being opened, but closed her eyes quick enough so that her face only kinda melted.
Gordon was okay, but I hated the fucking monologue at the end.
Bales Batman voice drove me fucking crazy. It was so obnoxious. And what was up with his pursed lips? Every time he spoke, it was like he was really saying that he wanted a cock in his mouth.
What the fuck was with Batman and Dawson falling fifty stories and landing on a car and then getting up like nothing happened, but a ten foot drop at the end of the film almost knocked him out?
What the fuck was with Batman racing toward the Joker on his fagbike and instead of just slowing down, he crashes it.
The more I think about it, the more I really hate it. I totally did not walk in the theater expecting to hate it.
Get the fuck out of here. You just failed life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
I agree with all of that, but the movie was still good overall. Seriously, how did Batman and Rachel survive that fall?
I agree with these points, not so much on the other ones.Quote:
Bales Batman voice drove me fucking crazy. It was so obnoxious.
What the fuck was with Batman and Dawson falling fifty stories and landing on a car and then getting up like nothing happened, but a ten foot drop at the end of the film almost knocked him out?
What the fuck was with Batman racing toward the Joker on his fagbike and instead of just slowing down, he crashes it.
Legitimate complaints for the most part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name
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Dawson looked like she suffered from Downs Syndrome. Bruce Wayne is hanging out with hot ballerinas and models, but he's really going to fawn over some bitch who looked like she peaked when the Ark was being opened, but closed her eyes quick enough so that her face only kinda melted.
I don' think Maggie is as ugly as everyone is making her out to be, but that's still funny.
So Bale had a "voice that drove you crazy" coming from his "pursed lips" that made you think of a cock (presumably yours) in his mouth? Interesting.Quote:
Bales Batman voice drove me fucking crazy. It was so obnoxious. And what was up with his pursed lips? Every time he spoke, it was like he was really saying that he wanted a cock in his mouth.
HE SLOWED THE FALL WITH HIS BAT-CAPE, NOOB!Quote:
What the fuck was with Batman and Dawson falling fifty stories and landing on a car and then getting up like nothing happened, but a ten foot drop at the end of the film almost knocked him out?
BATMAN DOESN'T KILL, NOOB!!Quote:
What the fuck was with Batman racing toward the Joker on his fagbike and instead of just slowing down, he crashes it.
his cape was all twisted around. No help there noob.
I didn't say he should have run him over. Just stopped.
As far as Maggie goes, I thought she was hot in Secretary. That movie kept me company on more than a few lonely nights. Maybe time is just catching up to her.
As far as me failing at life for not liking this movie, well, fuck you. This had tons of potential, it really saddens me that it didn't live up to it.
Also, I liked how Eric Roberts got his legs broken, but then he's ok, just has a limp and uses a cane.
Seriously, fuck this movie.
I think SSJN wants to be the cool kid who disagrees with everyone.