Mankind's Greatest Invention

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01 Sep 2006, 07:04 PM
Opaque

Mankind's Greatest Invention

I say this:

http://www.texassports.com/images/wb...remangrill.jpg
01 Sep 2006, 07:06 PM
g0zen

http://mortal.shang.free.fr/images/m...at/mk2_cab.png
01 Sep 2006, 07:10 PM
ChaoofNee

http://www.promountainsports.com/gra...p-ti-spork.jpg
01 Sep 2006, 07:29 PM
MechDeus

Internet.

I tried to find a picture and failed.
01 Sep 2006, 07:52 PM
ChaoofNee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Internet.

I tried to find a picture and failed.

http://www.cse.uta.edu/TheMuseum@CSE...3computer1.jpg
01 Sep 2006, 08:12 PM
dakidski

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...-Ball_gag1.jpg
01 Sep 2006, 08:13 PM
voltz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Internet.

I tried to find a picture and failed.

http://static.flickr.com/27/43537284_ee767e7d57_m.jpg

I think this was our best...

http://www.prosoundweb.com/fun/Photo...at_carrier.jpg
01 Sep 2006, 08:34 PM
Brand X

http://s133702574.onlinehome.us/pict...pedmypants.jpg
01 Sep 2006, 08:36 PM
Yamcha

Serious response:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...V63232133_.jpg
01 Sep 2006, 08:53 PM
g0zen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brand X

http://s133702574.onlinehome.us/pict...pedmypants.jpg

Now imagine this pitcher of iced tea is really a gallon of your feces.
01 Sep 2006, 09:06 PM
rabidsumo

http://www.plasticpipe.com.cn/pics/s.../sanitary2.jpg

My favourite.
01 Sep 2006, 09:43 PM
maruchan

http://static.flickr.com/22/27585758_8961b1ab2d.jpg?v=0....
01 Sep 2006, 09:57 PM
ChaoofNee

Holy shit.

Gimme 12.
01 Sep 2006, 09:59 PM
Brand X

Maruchan wins. Holy shit I need that.
01 Sep 2006, 10:11 PM
voltz

You lie! Brett ended it when he reminded us that we can feed a whole familly of fatties in one serving.
02 Sep 2006, 01:46 AM
johnk_

Quote:

Originally Posted by g0zen

http://mortal.shang.free.fr/images/m...at/mk2_cab.png

confirmed.
02 Sep 2006, 02:20 AM
Error

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This was Mankinds greatest invention
02 Sep 2006, 02:35 AM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

http://static.flickr.com/22/27585758_8961b1ab2d.jpg?v=0....

OH MY GOD WHERE DO I GET IT!?
02 Sep 2006, 02:45 AM
Calliander

I remember everyone dumping on maruchan for creating a thread about that thing. I think he even titled it similarly to this thread. But I'm too lazy to search.
02 Sep 2006, 02:57 AM
gamevet

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The greatest invention ever!
02 Sep 2006, 04:01 AM
Fe 26

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AC

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1157180459
02 Sep 2006, 04:01 AM
Revoltor

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calliander

But I'm too lazy to search.

Not me.

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/s...ad.php?t=39214

<3 Maru
02 Sep 2006, 04:27 AM
Opaque

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calliander

I remember everyone dumping on maruchan for creating a thread about that thing.

By the looks of things everyone loved it.
02 Sep 2006, 06:35 AM
Grave

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett

OH MY GOD WHERE DO I GET IT!?

I've seen them at a ton of department stores, and I think Bed Bath & Beyond stocks them too now. A friend of mine has one, and yes, it is pretty amazing, but not to the point where I would go out and buy one instead of doing it the old fashioned way. Cast iron pan is all you need.
02 Sep 2006, 07:59 AM
MarsKitten

Mankind's greatest achievement?
You're reading it right now. My thoughts have entered your brain and are understood.
Written language allows knowledge to exist outside our minds and beyond the moment of speaking. You know what I think without me telling you. You will know tomorrow, or a week from now. Its really impressive when you think about it. No other creature does anything remotely like this.
02 Sep 2006, 10:17 AM
Chux

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarsKitten

Mankind's greatest achievement?
You're reading it right now. My thoughts have entered your brain and are understood.
Written language allows knowledge to exist outside our minds and beyond the moment of speaking. You know what I think without me telling you. You will know tomorrow, or a week from now. Its really impressive when you think about it. No other creature does anything remotely like this.

Go on SpaceShip Earth, or dl a video of it.
02 Sep 2006, 12:55 PM
Cowutopia

Plastic.
02 Sep 2006, 02:14 PM
Daitokuji

The Motherfucking Water Car!!!!
02 Sep 2006, 03:25 PM
Dyne

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakidski

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...-Ball_gag1.jpg

this wins it for me.
02 Sep 2006, 04:43 PM
K3V

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

http://static.flickr.com/22/27585758_8961b1ab2d.jpg?v=0....

Maru is right - I have one and it is fantastic.
02 Sep 2006, 05:30 PM
Zerohero

http://www.oldskoolphreak.com/tfiles.../caller_id.jpg
02 Sep 2006, 06:44 PM
Tommy Tallarico

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brett

I say this:

http://www.texassports.com/images/wb...remangrill.jpg

Mankind's greatest invention would be something to easily clean these fucking grills.
02 Sep 2006, 07:03 PM
Grave

Quote:

Originally Posted by omfgninjas

Mankind's greatest invention would be something to easily clean these fucking grills.

Get it as hot as it can get, then scrub it down with a wet paper towel. I've never had anything stuck to one that didn't come off like that.
02 Sep 2006, 10:20 PM
Daitokuji

Muther fucking WATER POWERED CAR!
02 Sep 2006, 10:35 PM
Aurora

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Mankind's greatest invention is....

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1157247206

The animated gif, duh.

Or, for the ladies...

http://www.the-nextlevel.com/board/a...1&d=1157247315
02 Sep 2006, 11:03 PM
ChaoofNee

What about an animated gif about cotc?
...and what if Joanna Newsom made it?
02 Sep 2006, 11:39 PM
Aurora

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

What about an animated gif about cotc?
...and what if Joanna Newsom made it?

My God...to even THINK about such beauty nearly gives me a heart attack.
03 Sep 2006, 06:06 AM
Rhydant

Quote:

Originally Posted by maruchan

http://static.flickr.com/22/27585758_8961b1ab2d.jpg?v=0....

I got my mom one for Christmas, she loves it.
03 Sep 2006, 12:03 PM
g0zen

Did you kiss her with those stripper-tainted lips after you gave it to her you nasty fuck?
03 Sep 2006, 10:08 PM
Rhydant

LAWL.
03 Sep 2006, 10:54 PM
jonas

Beds were the greatest invention.
04 Sep 2006, 12:20 AM
Rated E

Birth control is definitely up there, right after that toaster thing.
04 Sep 2006, 12:30 AM
Mr-K

I found a really great gif of partial birth abortion but I don't think it would be kosher to post it :(
04 Sep 2006, 05:10 AM
arjue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr-K

I found a really great gif of partial birth abortion but I don't think it would be kosher to post it :(

I think i may have made that lol
04 Sep 2006, 12:30 PM
Rumpy

Quote:

Originally Posted by shidoshi from the toaster thread

Okay, so I finally ate one of these things. Not the best quality one, I know that, but while on my trip to SoCal, I went to McDonalds and got a Sausage & Egg McMuffin.

It scared me how good I thought the thing was. I'm now interested in trying to make one of those at home, where I can make it out of real food.

Fucking-a you're weird! Who's never had an egg sandwhich for breakfast after they were 8 years old! You must have had a deprived childhood. "What's a lunchbox?"
04 Sep 2006, 03:25 PM
Aurora

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rumpy

Fucking-a you're weird! Who's never had an egg sandwhich for breakfast after they were 8 years old! You must have had a deprived childhood. "What's a lunchbox?"

I've never had an egg sandwich to this day -_-
04 Sep 2006, 05:29 PM
Rumpy

You poor soul. Promise me you'll have one before you shuffle of this mortal coil.
06 Sep 2006, 01:15 PM
Daitokuji

THE MOTHER FUCKING WATER CAR!!!!
06 Sep 2006, 01:30 PM
kingoffighters

That water car is awesome. I hope his company takes off, using water to run cars would be tremendous.
06 Sep 2006, 01:51 PM
Dolemite

THIS IS MANKIND'S GREATEST INVENTION.
07 Sep 2006, 06:19 AM
arjue

touche
07 Sep 2006, 10:12 AM
Dolemite

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabidsumo

http://www.plasticpipe.com.cn/pics/s.../sanitary2.jpg

My favourite.

I saw one of those in an airport once. Pretty slick.
07 Sep 2006, 05:44 PM
Tracer

As much as I want to say Mortal Kombat, that water car deal is awesome. I want him to convert my CR-V to it.

That news broadcast was from Houston I noticed.
07 Sep 2006, 06:23 PM
Othello Harrington

http://www.exploratorium.edu/snacks/...gyro_illus.gif

Helping desperate myspacers meet up everyday.
07 Sep 2006, 06:25 PM
Opaque

Huh?
07 Sep 2006, 06:28 PM
Othello Harrington

The wheel, hence the car, motorcycle, bicycle, scooter, moped, hummer, bus.
07 Sep 2006, 06:30 PM
Opaque

That was the worst possible choice for a picture of a wheel.
07 Sep 2006, 06:31 PM
Othello Harrington

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opaque

That was the worst possible choice for a picture of a wheel.

Tell that to Davinci
07 Sep 2006, 06:33 PM
Opaque

No, he'd call you an idiot too.

Gyroscope =/= Wheel
07 Sep 2006, 06:34 PM
Othello Harrington

Actually he invented the gyro machine to check a wheel's balancing, which is pictured, however I guess I see your point.

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