The "I'm Drunk/High" Thread.

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Originally Posted by arjue

if you want to get fucked up quickly and easily, vodka shots with double gin and juice chasers.

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Man, I drink once in a while (like every day that ends in Y that's not Monday) and that right there would have me hitting on Aurora man.

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Originally Posted by Kev

A beer and five glasses of hunch punch (for those that don't know, Everclear with fruit punch), plus an Adderall and a Dutch full of good shit, and I'm on the up and up.

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hunch punch? And I thought MDers calling it jungle juice was gay.

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

Bombay ftw

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Indeed. How much did we used to get those bottles for at the border, fellas?

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Originally Posted by Pineapple

Josh would be the only person I could hang with. 1 liter of vodka a day = teusday. It's on.

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Hubbitron, Josh, and Mykozo (TX era) = 2 gallons of liquor before midday at band practice, and usually picked up a case of beer on the way back.

We, however, were never involved in the use of any illegal substances.

I think I might be drunk right now. I think. Can't be exactly sure.

The woman and I went out last night for drinks and came back to my place for even more drinks. Then we start getting nekkid and fooling around, and suddenly she busts the "Oh, I'm on my period" shit. I say "It's cool, I dont really like these sheets anyways" but she still refused. I damn near kicked her out of my apartment.

Fuck women and their menstrual cycle.

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Originally Posted by Rhydant

Fuck women and their menstrual cycle.

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Hey, if it wasn't for our "monthly friends," there would be no more humans pal! And don't give me none of that crap about not trusting things that bleed for days and don't die!

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Originally Posted by shidoshi

Hey, if it wasn't for our "monthly friends," there would be no more humans pal!

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I am completely aware of this! I took sex ed!

I would have just appreciated it if she would have said "Honey, I'm on the rag this week, so youre not getting any tonight" before she got me all hot and bothered. I would have been ok with that.

That's because all you guys ever want to do is stick your silly little thing into us! Did you never stop to think that maybe you could have had a nice time with her in ways that involved non-entry?

No matter what, it's your fault.

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Originally Posted by Rhydant

Fuck women on their menstrual cycle.

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Was her mouth bleeding too?