You go through so much Bacardi, one of these days you just might learn how to spell it!
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ouch, I just got pwned. And thats the kinda thing I would call myself out on if I had noticed it. good show, young sir.
b4c4rd1 is l337
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"ctrl v; then ctrl c; then crl v; then HUZZAH!" omgNewkieBrown!!!pwn!!!!one!!!11!
Hooray for Newcastle Brown Ale! It's deliious!!!!
obligatory drunk jokes to follow....
(EDIT\ I amdrunk. (/no edits)
hella drunk right about now off of captain morgan. yech imo.
the worst feeling ever is getting rejected from a kiss by a girl you thought was enough into to you to be down for that.
or maybe im drunk afs fuck. o well.
Don't be ashamed to masturbate.
Well I was pretty drunk an hour ago but I sobered up when my dad decided to show of his homophobe and racist feelings along with some disgust for my line of work and pretty much my entire life. Great choice mom, thanks.
I love Newcastle. I drank 5.5 of these last night (my girl bought them and only had half), had sex, watched Dracula, smoked a bowl, watched Invader Zim, drank some (admittedly) terrible vodka and went to bed. Good night.
You have to know it's gunna be ok before you go in, otherwise you're just gunna be an unhappy drunk guy masturbating with your own tears in the corner of your parent's basement.
Not that I know anything about that.
It's a fucking kiss. If you get turned down, shit's bad. Most girls will kiss you even if they have no intentions of anything else.
Also: I'm slightly buzzed from drinking during the Yanks game. I need Vicodin now. :)